have a night to kill
40 year old ugly bloke looking for a group of pole dancers to entertain me
come on what are you waiting for
easy assures me this will work
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Female pole dancers required Monday15th november warwicks
Sex God
i dont have a pole, and i cant dance.
however... i do a mean line of origami models!
what time will you be wanting me?
however... i do a mean line of origami models!
what time will you be wanting me?
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
WBB I have a broom you can dance round?
Dawn :silly:
if i put the end up my bum.. i can clean his house at the same time!
see warwick... this is gonna pay off! lol
If not a broom, perhaps he can lend them a Dyson?
Come on ladies, surely you can help out this lonely old fart, I mean kindly, elderly gentleman in his hours of need? I mean, just think, one day you too could be in his position, time on your hands, hoping a young stud will come along and entertain you for the night!
Mal
Always ready to lend a helping hand to needy folk
Come on ladies, surely you can help out this lonely old fart, I mean kindly, elderly gentleman in his hours of need? I mean, just think, one day you too could be in his position, time on your hands, hoping a young stud will come along and entertain you for the night!
Mal
Always ready to lend a helping hand to needy folk
:As stated above
have a night to kill
40 year old ugly bloke looking for a group of pole dancers to entertain me
come on what are you waiting for
Hold your horses there warwick...where does it state here that the dancers have to be women.....and good job it doesn't either....else have you up before the sex discrimination board !!!
have a night to kill
40 year old ugly bloke looking for a group of pole dancers to entertain me
come on what are you waiting for
Hold your horses there warwick...where does it state here that the dancers have to be women.....and good job it doesn't either....else have you up before the sex discrimination board !!!
Sex God
Can't believe that you doubted me. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*easy goes off to see if the same sort of thing will work for him as well*
Sex God
If only I wasn't washing my hair that night :doh: :cry: :cry:
I always miss out !!!!
I always miss out !!!!
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Ive got a shower and an old bar of Pears soap so you could do both
dont fall for that one you need a taxi to get to his shower
Sex God
So is this an official hijack of the LMU forum?
Lets have a roll-call...
easy..... well I'm here
Warwick..... Definately here
Davej..... just shown up
Neilinleeds.......Neilinleeds......... Where the bloody hell is NIL. There's always one that spoils it for the rest.
I'll get Countess to 
him at the next munch. 
Lets have a roll-call...
easy..... well I'm here
Warwick..... Definately here
Davej..... just shown up
Neilinleeds.......Neilinleeds......... Where the bloody hell is NIL. There's always one that spoils it for the rest.
I'll get Countess to him at the next munch. 
Sex God
Sorry I cannot help, I'm doing my hair and nails
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Just test driving a new forum Easy
I think you can get too comfortable in your old forum
:cheers: :thumbup:
Quote by warwick
so today the warwicks have invaded all 3
Tomorrow the world.... MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:
Quote by warwick
so where is NIL
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Sarah you could borrow the bar of pears soapn aswell
and as for nails Ive got a black and decker orbital sander and some pinking shears in the shed
so you can kill two birds with one stone
B & D sander, you really know how to treat a girl well
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Sarah you could borrow the bar of pears soapn aswell
and as for nails Ive got a black and decker orbital sander and some pinking shears in the shed
so you can kill two birds with one stone
Hope there's enough on that old bar of soap for 2 Sarah would u like me to lather u up
Sex God
Hope there's enough on that old bar of soap for 2 Sarah would u like me to lather u up
Bring it on hun..................
Bring it on hun..................
