Female Wanted for Sex in Car

17 Aug 2004

Im looking for a woman to have sex with in my or her car im from the lincolnshire area

17 Aug 2004

It's not rent-a-shag here. Think you have us confused with the pub at chucking out time.

17 Aug 2004

I didn't know it was an offence, still, im sure she won't be on the run for long! cool

17 Aug 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You guys crack me up. How do the Mods remain sane with some of the muppet postings.
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
No wonder you are " Heavenly Helpers " you have the paitence of saints.
Keep up the good work guys ( and Girls )
Love Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

17 Aug 2004

We try - we try. :P
It's our humour which keeps us sane and prevents us getting out the magic buttons and deactivating every stupid posting (including our own I hasten to add in the interests of fairness!).
Thanks
lol

:lol:

18 Aug 2004

Say it how it is rob rolleyes

...but i dont think that ads gonna get u any. I for one wouldnt be offering my services!!!! evil

18 Aug 2004

I noticed that Judy was saying she was free after the Munch.
Don't know if that's any help. dunno

:angel: :rascal: :twisted: rotflmao

18 Aug 2004

I'll have sex with you in your car robclarke - can you take 8inches? Better still bend over your bonnet and open wide :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

18 Aug 2004

Ah, the sound of clanking metal as Blue buckles up her strap-on...
Rachel
wink

18 Aug 2004

Music to my ears... lol
biggrin

18 Aug 2004

Was that your ears or your arse, PJ?
Rachel
wink

18 Aug 2004

my ears, and my arse have talked it over, and both say they like "that kind of music" lol
biggrin

:P :twisted:

19 Aug 2004

Mind you, in fairness to RobClark he really cannot be accused of beating about the bush (so to speak).
He came right out with it and said it - he specified the gender, what he wants to do and where.
Maybe he went to the same sales conference I attended a few years ago - the trainer shocked everyone with a story about a guy standing outside a New York subway station, asking every attractive female if you would like a f**k. His friend, hearing what he was up to said "you must get slapped a lot". Yes, he said, but I also get f**ked a lot - the important thing is your slap / f**k ratio.

19 Aug 2004

..................... (takes copious notes for use at Munch on Saturday)
So, just to clarify and not make any mistakes over this........... it is better that when the girls ask me, I just say yes and NOT slap their faces? rotflmao

Mal - easily confused :doh:

19 Aug 2004

Yes Mal, you have got that about right. According to my copy of "Debretts Modern Manners", when a girl asks you, you slap her arse, *not* her face.
I think maybe you need to practice this bit a few times - it's important.