Hi married male 33 needing some extra TLC
Work in the Gateshead area looking for sexy meets during the week NSA fun wanted.
Will try anything once so very openminded.
Looking to expand sexual horizons, wanting group or 3some of moresomes.
But good one on one fun is really needed.
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Hmmmmmmmmm.................so you have just joined today, and like a lot of newbies have assumed that all us desperate women would just fall over themselves to satisfy your needs?
You obviously don't realise the ratio of men to women on here.
Instead of jumping in with both feet then getting annoyed when no-one takes you up on your offer, try interacting with the forum members a bit more first. You need to be more than just another cock to do any good.
You obviously don't realise the ratio of men to women on here.
Instead of jumping in with both feet then getting annoyed when no-one takes you up on your offer, try interacting with the forum members a bit more first. You need to be more than just another cock to do any good.
Warming the Bed
This just totally sums up the opinions people have of some of these sites.
That women are just waiting for single men to pop up
Groundwork is essential, its like when your replying to the photo ads, i always do it respectfully. However I bet some of you single gals or couples are sick of the "Hi my name is X and heres a picture of my dick, lets "..
Surely single men who consider a post like the one we are discussing must see the similar ones posted below with a 100 views and no replies.
That women are just waiting for single men to pop up
Groundwork is essential, its like when your replying to the photo ads, i always do it respectfully. However I bet some of you single gals or couples are sick of the "Hi my name is X and heres a picture of my dick, lets "..
Surely single men who consider a post like the one we are discussing must see the similar ones posted below with a 100 views and no replies.
Casanova
Quote by amalthea
A bloke really does need a gimmick (I find a sense of humour is a good starting point)
Can I get one of those in Tesco or Asda, do you think?
Quote by maccster
Hey thanks for all your advice, but my mother said 'shy boys get nowt' so there is no harm in diving in with both feet is there?
Obviously I haven't been here too long but no harm introducing myself, stating my cause.
Thanks again
Can I suggest that the best place for you to "state your case" for what you want is in the Personal Pages. Then leave that for people to refer to if they like your forum patter. After all, you wouldn't walk into a new pub, stand on a table and come out with your into that you did here...and at the end of the day, it's people that you are communicating with, either here online or at the bar of the pub...
Quote by partyman
A bloke really does need a gimmick (I find a sense of humour is a good starting point
Can I get one of those in Tesco or Asda, do you think?
Quote by maccster
Hey thanks for all your advice, but my mother said 'shy boys get nowt' so there is no harm in diving in with both feet is there?
Obviously I haven't been here too long but no harm introducing myself, stating my cause.
Thanks again
Can I suggest that the best place for you to "state your case" for what you want is in the Personal Pages. Then leave that for people to refer to if they like your forum patter. After all, you wouldn't walk into a new pub, stand on a table and come out with your into that you did here...and at the end of the day, it's people that you are communicating with, either here online or at the bar of the pub...
Have you seen me in the pub??
Quote by maccster
ok here gose unless at least 20 people can vouch for you on this site or you have been to at least 1 munch then no shag for you
Seems that way eh??
thats just the way it is on here most people like to get to no you first even though there is a few that will shag you without knowing you but best way is get yourself known and we will see you at your first munch xx
its all in the way you say it m8....
i for 1 not many months ago asked a very prominent lady on SH forums ....
id met her and asked her if i could have sexual relations with her....
once id had the stitches removed and allt he bruising had gone down a bit...i found we really got on well together.....
of course...i could just be takin the piss
i for 1 not many months ago asked a very prominent lady on SH forums ....
id met her and asked her if i could have sexual relations with her....
once id had the stitches removed and allt he bruising had gone down a bit...i found we really got on well together.....
of course...i could just be takin the piss
its good to know that after 2 posts you know exactly how people on this site think 
if you read the thread "PROPERLY"......you will find that ...yes...members have been a bit sarcastic...this is due to people like yourselves who think its a quick shag site.....
if you look at my reply it was made in a slightly off the cuff manner ...but meant as a bit of fun and to let the thread starter know you just dont become a member and post your wants/needs....well you can...but expect lots of sarcasm in return.
do you know any people or have ever met any 1 from this site???
you are asking for people to attend a private party yet who is going to attend if youve never met any 1.....
so my advice is......
get to know people here (if your around much longer) before you start telling us when and when not we have the irght to post remarks....
if you read the thread "PROPERLY"......you will find that ...yes...members have been a bit sarcastic...this is due to people like yourselves who think its a quick shag site.....
if you look at my reply it was made in a slightly off the cuff manner ...but meant as a bit of fun and to let the thread starter know you just dont become a member and post your wants/needs....well you can...but expect lots of sarcasm in return.
do you know any people or have ever met any 1 from this site???
you are asking for people to attend a private party yet who is going to attend if youve never met any 1.....
so my advice is......
get to know people here (if your around much longer) before you start telling us when and when not we have the irght to post remarks....
Sex God
Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.
You may have been using the ads section for over two years but you only joined the forums on 29th October. The forums are completely different than the ads section, we are not looking for a quick shag and normally like to get to know a little about the people we are swinging with.
Mod
Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.
I take it that is in the chatroom? You've only been registered in the forum a month, the same in the ads?
Mal
Sex God
Mal, how come you can say in one line what takes me three bloody lines Now I understand the first rule of being a mod, why use 20 words, when 3 will do :wink: :wink:
Now I understand the first rule of being a mod, why use 20 words, when 3 will do :wink: :wink: Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.
Do I smell something
Mod
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mal, how come you can say in one line what takes me three bloody lines
True!!
Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.
thankyou NWC and mal....i was going to state the same facts....
i agree with you about the ultimate goal of the site...but its the way that you go about you to pull me up about my comments only shows that if you have been around so long how little youve learned.
Quote by Phire
Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers:
:swingingchair:
etc etc
Lets see if your approach gets better results than my approach!
Thanx for the welcome anyway but didnt mean to start a forums war but at least I will be remebered eh?
I've been on sites before and fannied about with chitchat and got nowhere so thought the direct approach might work.
Here's hoping
Quote by maccster
Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers:
Lets see if your approach gets better results than my approach!
Thanx for the welcome anyway but didnt mean to start a forums war but at least I will be remebered eh?
I've been on sites before and fannied about with chitchat and got nowhere so thought the direct approach might work.
Here's hoping
Make no bones about it , his approach will definately work.
If he's been honest on the forums about who and what he is, he can't lose.
The members of SH are very welcoming to new members, especially the ones that have the bottle to attend munches.
ops: Quote by novice1
Welcome Maccster. I'm a newbie ish still and have had no meetings with anyone off here yet, but I join in with the banter on here and have had a few interesting PMs. However, next week is my first munch so I expect I'll be booked up to christmas after that!
:cheers:
Lets see if your approach gets better results than my approach!
Thanx for the welcome anyway but didnt mean to start a forums war but at least I will be remebered eh?
I've been on sites before and fannied about with chitchat and got nowhere so thought the direct approach might work.
Here's hoping
Make no bones about it , his approach will definately work.
If he's been honest on the forums about who and what he is, he can't lose.
The members of SH are very welcoming to new members, especially the ones that have the bottle to attend munches.
Direct approach it is then, let me twang those sussies in your avatar
