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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!
Quote by naked-cleaner
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol

I don't do sex on Tuesdays. It's illegal.
Quote by scooter99
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:

Be here in 10 mins
Quote by sausage2
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!

I never travel south of the West Mids... I don't have the relevant passport documentation.
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!
Quote by bluexxx
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol

I don't do sex on Tuesdays. It's illegal.
That's my line!! lol
Quote by scooter99
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:

Be here in 10 mins
I can make it in 25? hump
Quote by sausage2
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!

I never travel south of the West Mids... I don't have the relevant passport documentation.
Mal
wink
Quote by redgirlmanc
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

Have a good party tonight
NC
xxxx
Quote by redgirlmanc
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

I'd love to come but I already have plans :twisted:
Quote by Mal
I can make it in 25? hump

So............. where are you then? Has SatNav sent you the wrong way again? lol lol lol
Quote by bluexxx
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

I'd love to come but I already have plans :twisted:
Quote by Mal
I can make it in 25? hump

So............. where are you then? Has SatNav sent you the wrong way again? lol lol lol
you never said yes!!! Muppet! smackbottom
Right - should I start the clock again? bolt
Mal
wink
Quote by Mal
Right - should I start the clock again? bolt

Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Quote by bluexxx

Right - should I start the clock again? bolt

Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Bloody timewasters! :taz:
Never mind (I know a shortcut!! :rascal: )
Mal
wink
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

Are you doing days as well as nights now then? wink :P
I thought you were fully booked up? :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

When?
Where?
How much?
He He!!!
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
:grin:

Isn't this what we call " an offer you can't refuse" ???? wink
Hijack!!
Want to join in the blatant fuck requests and ask if anyone's free between and 4pm (half time football) let me know. lol lol lol lol lol
you must be gone when the second half starts.
Quote by Bloke2005
I thought you were fully booked up? :twisted:

I lied lol lol lol lol
Quote by O. K.
How much?

Make me an offer hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe lol lol lol lol wink wink
Quote by Wild n Sensual
Isn't this what we call " an offer you can't refuse" ???? wink

Hope so..... hehehehehehehe :twisted:
Quote by Bazza64
Hijack!!
Want to join in the blatant fuck requests and ask if anyone's free between and 4pm (half time football) let me know. lol lol lol lol lol
you must be gone when the second half starts.

Oi! FLuck off and go and make your own "fuck me during half time" thread.............. :P :P :P :P
shouldn't you be out house hunting biggrin
Quote by markz
shouldn't you be out house hunting biggrin

I am. In my other window :P
Bazza64 slopes off, disappointed not to get a smackbottom smackbottom and opens a new box of tissues :cry:
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun
Quote by jamesandjo
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun

I only come to Nottingham if there is a munch being held there. I do not see the point of sneaking into a part of the country that I do not have a passport for otherwise
hehehehehehehehehehe
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
biggrin join us up chams 7/8th for sum hot action then sexy
Quote by raunchy_cple
biggrin join us up chams 7/8th for sum hot action then sexy

Soz, got plans then, will miss you by a few days........... so many people to do, so little time.....
Quote by Will_32
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun

I only come to Nottingham if there is a munch being held there. I do not see the point of sneaking into a part of the country that I do not have a passport for otherwise
hehehehehehehehehehe
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
So no chance of you coming over to Yorkshire for Jackies Birthday party next Easter then Blue? You would need to get a visa to travel to the White Rose!
Will
x
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, dunno............. maybe someone could smuggle me over the border in their suit case? lol lol lol lol
I can't, I'm saving myself
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

I was gonna say!!!
Do I have to fuck you??? ....... Is this an initiation thing???
Can't I just pass on the sex part..... you might be anyone for all I know.
Quote by Phoenix
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo lol lol
Quote by Will_32

God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo lol lol
Quote by Phoenix

God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo lol lol
Echo, Echo Eco, cho, cho, cho, ho, ho, ho, co, o, o, o, oooooooooooo!!!!!