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GIRLS... DO YOU WANT TO CUM MORE THAN ONCE (GUARANTEED)?

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Warming the Bed
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Hi are there any girls around hull who want to cum more than once?
I am 6ft, i have a 8 inch cock...
I will take you to orgasm more than once guaranteed... cool
If ur interested then tell me...
U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!
Master of Sex
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Quote by Thomo11
Hi are there any girls around hull who want to cum more than once?

I bet theres loads. Just as well you've arrived!
Warming the Bed
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What u mean by that??
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Ah well- i've been away for about a month and not a thing has changed!!!
Home sweet home.
Advice threads anyone.............?
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Well what is it then....gloryholes or making the girls cum......???
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Hi are there any girls around hull who want to cum more than once?

I bet theres loads. Just as well you've arrived!
I think Blueis was trying to say how well-received you would be, by the many many females who are currently dissatisfied with only one orgasm. rolleyes
Casanova
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So you are the live "Orgasmatron".
Rent yourself out to this doctor.

What do the ladies get if you have to pay out on your guarantee ??
Warming the Bed
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oh right...
I have given three in one very long night, that is my best so far.
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oh right...
I have given three in one very long night, that is my best so far.

Good god only 3 - I'm disappointed :shock:
Show's over I think, people. 3 rolleyes
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oh right...
I have given three in one very long night, that is my best so far.

What....only three.......!!!!!
sorry mate your a beginner in my book then!
Warming the Bed
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Orgasmatron...
I like it, i could get used to it
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Is that all? You've got a lot of work to do, fella!!!
Mal
wink
Warming the Bed
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IN ONE NIGHT!!!
NOT ALL TOGETHER
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I am 6ft, i have a 8 inch cock... then you woke up
someone has been telling you lies
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IN ONE NIGHT!!!
NOT ALL TOGETHER

yeah exactly ...your a novice!
Warming the Bed
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MOTHERFUCKERS
It is actually true
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Thomo, that's not exceptional, that's less than average! Not really the sort of thing to boast about, is it?
Mal
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MOTHERFUCKERS
It is actually true

Awwwwwwwwww is any need to swear
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Quote by Thomo11
MOTHERFUCKERS
It is actually true

Thomo, a little word to the wise. If you use abusive language again towards any member of the Site, you will no longer BE a member of the site - be warned!
Mal
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MOTHERFUCKERS
It is actually true

Bless Him, he's bored because it's half term and he's home from school! :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
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I'm not taking my knickers off for 3 rolleyes ain't worth the effort evil
Warming the Bed
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Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep.......BANG!
You beggars owe me a new Sarcasm detector! evil
lol
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Quote by Thomo11
I am 6ft, i have a 8 inch cock...
I will take you to orgasm more than once guaranteed... cool
U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!!

Thomo not all women are the same and no man has ever given me three orgasms in one night because he had an 8-inch cock. Aren't most about that size? And what's your height got to do with anything?
Disappointed? Me? When I see what u got that is sooooooo different from the rest??
YES.
Manners will get you further than bragging. There are guys on here who are shorter and with bigger dicks who could make me cum just by talking to me. You, however, would not get further than my PM box.
Good luck charmer. xxx
Warming the Bed
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There are guys on here who are shorter and with bigger dicks who could make me cum just by talking to me.

SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak lol
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SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak lol

Cut the singing song, give me hardcore action or i want my money back......this thread says it guarantees 3 (THREE) whole orgasms.
(are the dwarves well endowed?)
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SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak lol

Cut the singing song, give me hardcore action or i want my money back......this thread says it guarantees 3 (THREE) whole orgasms.
(are the dwarves well endowed?)
like tripods so i hear :lol:
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Quote by SunBunny

SunBunny,,,,,,,,,Honey,,,,,,,,you n me,,,,,,,,some moonlight,,,,,,,,a bunch of stud dwarfs behind me,,,,,,,,,we could make sumdat sweetolemuzak lol

Cut the singing song, give me hardcore action or i want my money back......this thread says it guarantees 3 (THREE) whole orgasms.
(are the dwarves well endowed?)
Well I'm 5' 7".
Once I'm on stage, the Hi Ho dudes won't get a look in though. :lol:
Orgasms guaranteed, or your money back!
What did I charge you again? :lol:
Warming the Bed
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Let us see
The most you have ever given anyone in one night was 3!! You had a whole night and you managed three.
And somehow you are guaranteeing that you can make a girl come twice.
3 is far from impressive, for my GF 19th I tried to give her 19 orgasms in one day, I didn’t quite make it, but I was close.
Casanova
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There is one point here, the guarantee bit. It is well known that not all women can orgasm every time. The recent TV prog on the "Orgasmatron" showed an unfortunate woman that had never orgasmed.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34802.html
He has guaranteed to make any woman come more than once. If I buy a car, I expect it to be fixed under guarantee if it doesn't work.
What does he pay out under the guarantee, a trip to Barbados maybe ??