Gobble, Gobble, Gobble

1 Jan 2005

Quote by dazandlou
Are you all missing the point. I want a chick who likes to do it I'm quite prepared to help her out any way she wants,but she's got to like doing it without being turned on first or to put it another way the thought of doing it turns her on.

My point proven methinks :P
BiFemHants, i think you have a serious problem here, all smashem wants is an NSA blow job, whats so wrong with that??? At least he's honest enough to say it how it is, he's not proclaiming to want a beautiful relationship, he's simply stating that he wants a blow job. Daz does it, my ex boyfriend did it, and i think most men on this site do it!! WTF is so wrong with it?? It may have escaped your notice that there may just be a woman out there thinking.. "Oh. i really fancy giving a blow job today, but i cant be bothered with much else". its not your place to dictate what goes on in this forum, nor to jump on a man for what he wants. You are not a spokesperson for every woman out there, and i dont think you have the right to attack a single man for his wants or needs. I've tried really hard to put this in such a way that doesnt warrant the thread being locked through no fault of the author, but i want to put my point across.
I dont have any problem here hun apart from perhaps your immature reply and others who feel its their job to pick holes in what other people want to say.
I along with the rest of the people in this forum have a right to reply to any post that has been put in here , thats why its called a forum.
I admit that NO I am not a spokesperson and also do not try to dictate (As you seem to be trying to do to me now)
I will be the first person to admit that yes sometimes we look back and think that maybe we should have put that a bit better or a different way, but hey we all go wrong sometimes.
I do NOT however regret in anyway the reply I posted to him as i felt it needed to be said. I to enjoy sucking a good hard cock but I also enjoy the feeling I get when it is resiprecated, which was the point I was trying to make but alas that point seems to have gone over your head.

1 Jan 2005

Quote by BiFemHants
I to enjoy sucking a good hard cock but I also enjoy the feeling I get when it is resiprecated, which was the point I was trying to make but alas that point seems to have gone over your head.

NO, what is going over your head is... he wants a woman that wants to suck his cock! It is really simple. It may suprise you but not all women want the same thing - some women actually just want to suck a cock and nothing more because they actually enjoy doing that. You obviously don't fit the bill - someone else will!
PS smashem - get in touch about the blow job!

1 Jan 2005

Quote by BiFemHants
Just a tip hun but if you thought more about their needs (Fems) than you getting your cock sucked you might be able to find one and more importantly keep her.

Quote by BiFemHants
I do NOT however regret in anyway the reply I posted to him as i felt it needed to be said. I to enjoy sucking a good hard cock but I also enjoy the feeling I get when it is resiprecated, which was the point I was trying to make but alas that point seems to have gone over your head.

Why did it need to be said? At which point did he suggest that he didn't think about the fem's needs? His original post seemed quite a reasonable one to me...although likely to be unsuccessful.
edit. maybe not so unsuccessful. lol

1 Jan 2005

Quote by luv2lick
But the offer was only for smashem!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!

Of course it was...um...I knew that.... innocent

But he might need a minder lol

you offering?

1 Jan 2005

Quote by BiFemHants
Are you all missing the point. I want a chick who likes to do it I'm quite prepared to help her out any way she wants,but she's got to like doing it without being turned on first or to put it another way the thought of doing it turns her on.

My point proven methinks :P
BiFemHants, i think you have a serious problem here, all smashem wants is an NSA blow job, whats so wrong with that??? At least he's honest enough to say it how it is, he's not proclaiming to want a beautiful relationship, he's simply stating that he wants a blow job. Daz does it, my ex boyfriend did it, and i think most men on this site do it!! WTF is so wrong with it?? It may have escaped your notice that there may just be a woman out there thinking.. "Oh. i really fancy giving a blow job today, but i cant be bothered with much else". its not your place to dictate what goes on in this forum, nor to jump on a man for what he wants. You are not a spokesperson for every woman out there, and i dont think you have the right to attack a single man for his wants or needs. I've tried really hard to put this in such a way that doesnt warrant the thread being locked through no fault of the author, but i want to put my point across.
I dont have any problem here hun apart from perhaps your immature reply and others who feel its their job to pick holes in what other people want to say.
I along with the rest of the people in this forum have a right to reply to any post that has been put in here , thats why its called a forum.
I admit that NO I am not a spokesperson and also do not try to dictate (As you seem to be trying to do to me now)
I will be the first person to admit that yes sometimes we look back and think that maybe we should have put that a bit better or a different way, but hey we all go wrong sometimes.
I do NOT however regret in anyway the reply I posted to him as i felt it needed to be said. I to enjoy sucking a good hard cock but I also enjoy the feeling I get when it is resiprecated, which was the point I was trying to make but alas that point seems to have gone over your head.
I'm sorry you feel my reply was immature.... can i ask why????? And in actual fact it is YOU picking holes in what people have said, you immediately jumped on smashem for voicing his needs and wants. I also wonder how you feel i was being a dictator - the point of this thread is that smashem wants a blow job, NOT to discuss womans equality with the male species. And nothing has gone over my head, it is you who has missed the point in jumping all over a male for expressing himself in an honest way. if you have anything else to say may i suggest you do it in pm.

1 Jan 2005

ladys ladys, calm down here. What we all need to remember is that w all have needs, be it a bj or an hour long sex sesh but cummon. You cant beat a nice BJ :twisted:

1 Jan 2005

Erm .. nah better not wink

1 Jan 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
But the offer was only for smashem!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!

Of course it was...um...I knew that.... innocent

But he might need a minder lol

you offering?
Was thinking more along the lines of stunt double wink

1 Jan 2005

Blimey i go out for a few hours and miss all the fun......what if it had been a lady saying she was looking for a guy to give her oral sex with none in return......how would we all have reacted to that.....this guy just placed an ad nothing more than that.....he didn't say that he wouldn't give any oral in are some guys myself included who like the thought of a lovely lady just unzipping my trousers and getting my cock out without having to be asked and just giving me a blowjob.....it's a fantasie nothing selfish about that i think.......i have also been with some ladies who are happy to give but don't like oral in return and that has sometimes left me a little dissapointed as i love giving oral.

1 Jan 2005

Quote by smashem
Call it bad luck if u like but I'm sick of it so if u'd like to help me out i'd b much obliged :shock:

From some of the replies you've got, Smashem, it looks like your luck is about to change for the better. Enjoy :thumbup:
It seems that I must have been very lucky all these years. I've been fortunate enough to have met women who, for the most part, have loved giving head. I thought that this was the norm. I hope that my luck does not change biggrin

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

1 Jan 2005

Woah, woah, WOAH!
I think everyones missing the point now!
Am i right in thinking that theres 4 lovely ladies on here that enjoy giving a good sloppy sucking?
And including me i make it... erm... LOTs of males willing to provide the hard on...
So.... lets have a gobble party!

2 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady

TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.

Pity you're so far away smashem - I'm putting my hand up to being number 4 redface

:twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
I am quite often a number 4 too - with the right willy! Maybe it would be worth his while in travelling and both of us giving him a damn good sucking?
How would that be with you smashem?
Come in #4 your time is up....
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

2 Jan 2005

Quote by steve-shireen
Come in #4 your time is up....
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Cum in? Yes they usually do . . . wink

T-J

2 Jan 2005

Oh Gawd another ruck.

2 Jan 2005

Well if there is anything to be learnt from this, it is a case of live and let live.
If individuals need advice they will ask for it. If their not asking then donâ€™t dictate.
We all see too many people forcing their views on others. This is meant to be an open forum, not an excuse for individuals to get on pedestals, on this thread or any other.
To Smashem, the answer to your question must be a yes by the offers you have had!
All we need now is someone to tell a joke to lighten the mood. I would but all mine are showing their age!
Letâ€™s all get on and have loads of fun in 2005.

2 Jan 2005

Hmmmmmmmmm, makes you wonder why newbies bother.
If I'd have started this strand and received the number and type of replies Smahem has, I'd have pissed off elsewhere and told you lot to shove it up your own arses.
You want debate? You want inteligent thoughtful conversation? post to the cafe, the place for it. If a guy simply wants a BJ and he posts it to "lets meet up" ( the right place for that kind of post) WTF is it anybody's business but his? I am appauled at the way others have hijacked this thread and I now understand why I dont normally bother with the forum.
Smashem just so you know, not everyone here is a po-faced thought policman with an axe to grind. Hope you find what you looking for.
mad

Speedo

2 Jan 2005

As was said about Nixon i believe."Never in the history of the world has there been a man so in need of a good blowjob."Wow what a load of controversy over a bj! :shock:
To add my tuppence worth.I love to eat pussy,no retract that.I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT PUSSY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!Sometimes i'm happy to eat a pussy till it can't be eaten anymore and maybe get nothing in times though i just want to have my cock sucked by an expert and that's all i times i want to eat a pussy,get blown,fuck my brains out,eat some more pussy,get blown,fuck,ad 's all down to the individual and if smashem has never had a quality,enthusiastic bj then my heart goes out to him and i hope he gets one soon.
As to the rest I think some of us guys should hire a mini-bus or a coach and maybe do the grand blowjob tour of maybe i can start my own tour company up,though i will need to test all the ladies at all the stops along the way personally. ( I trust this will be taken in the humorous vein in which it is intended and i don't get slagged off for it.)
To those of you slagging each other stop it.
One more thing you've had that first mindblowing(pun intended)bj then you will find out that they are very best bj i ever had was by............."Stop it Al and behave yourself."Truth is a great blowjob is a great blowjob and should be savoured and remain a happy memory,possibly to be repeated.
I'm rambling a bit here but having enjoy folks :P :P :P

2 Jan 2005

Quote by da69ve
Blimey i go out for a few hours and miss all the fun......what if it had been a lady saying she was looking for a guy to give her oral sex with none in return......how would we all have reacted to that.....

Of course - if there are any ladies who feel that way -i love to give and would ask for nothing!

2 Jan 2005

What's a blow job?

2 Jan 2005

A hurricane possibly :P

2 Jan 2005

All we need now is someone to tell a joke to lighten the mood.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold onto your nuts this isn't gonna be no ordinary "BLOW JOB"
Crummy I know but apt for this thread don't you think.

2 Jan 2005

Hi all
can i say to smashem if you get an offer would you like to use my willie insted of yours just in case you don't enjoy them after all LOL lol

2 Jan 2005

Quote by smashem
:twisted: No it's got nothing to do with Christmas it's about me not having my cocked sucked properly for years. All I want is for a lady(female repeat female) to give me a wonderous blow job please. I'm not a weirdo or creepy lookin it just seems that every girl I date just isn't into that kind of thing. Call it bad luck if u like but I'm sick of it so if u'd like to help me out i'd b much obliged :shock:

Good on you for asking for what you want.
Lots of us women out here love sucking cock and really want to do it for our pleasure as much as yours :twisted:
Hopefully you have had a few nice replies from females on here.
Don't be afraid or put off by negative responses.
If you don't ask you don't get.
Good luck.
Gill x

2 Jan 2005

I understand you.
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
rotflmao

...Excellent! Makes me a TYPE4 then....glad that one's sorted.

2 Jan 2005

Whats all this fuss about???
Im another type 4 so there must be plenty of us around!! biggrin

3 Jan 2005

Well I come from the same camp as smashem and I've yet to have a selfless BJ - there's always been reciprocal attentions (not that I mind in the least) but it would be great to be able to lie back and think of England occaisionally. I've noticed a couple of NW ladies who reckon they are type 4 - well ladies, if you need anyone to practice on................................... biggrin

3 Jan 2005

Hi everyone
Cambridgeshire male here would also love to meet any women type 4. Free all day today and can travel to Norfolk/suffolk/essex.
Best luck to you smashem
Regards
Hary Jones

3 Jan 2005

What a great thread this has turned out to be.
Looks like Smashem has got a couple of offers out of a thread that might not normally get any relies, due to a heated debate.
Hope it all goes well for you matey and you get what you want.

3 Jan 2005

Hi Maggie (and bob)
Thanks for the post, I'm free tonight (and every night) if you want to practise and just fourty minutes away.
I'm 29yrs old, slim single straight male blonde hair blue eyes well endowed clean discreet gsoh.
Regards
Harry Jones

3 Jan 2005

Sorry Maggie my pc has now whirred into action and bought your ads up and I see I'm no good as a single male. Have fun and sorry to have disturbed you.
Harry Jones

Are you sure?