Harry Jones at Brean - The Legend Lives but still cant pull!

7 Sep 2006

Dear all
To tie in with my great annual holiday each year to a seventies weekend at Pontins, I am assuming my car doesn't pack up on me this year going to offer you all the chance of a lifetime, free cake and tea with yours truly on the way there or back.
My fixed points are as follows so please indicate if you wish to say hello and start indicating a route to me.
Tuesday 7th November or Wednesday 8th November depart Cambridge and arrive by 6pm Wednesday 8th November at Saltash (Plymouth).
I am otherwise occupied Wednesday evening and all day Thursday.
Friday 10th November 4pm till 10 am on Monday 13th November Seventies weekend Wooooohoooooooo
Monday 13th November, travelling back to Cambridge, probably via Birmingham or anywhere I can be enticed to visit.
Please post here or pm me.
Regards
Harry Jones

8 Sep 2006

Good luck with the tour Harry.

8 Sep 2006

To everyone reading this, dont be put off by the fact harry still lives in the 70s, lol he s a real nice guy, we was lucky enough to meet him at darkfires birthday munch recenlty, he s a great bloke and genuine too.
BB

8 Sep 2006

Quote by bonnett-buffers
To everyone reading this, dont be put off by the fact harry still lives in the 70s, lol he s a real nice guy, we was lucky enough to meet him at darkfires birthday munch recenlty, he s a great bloke and genuine too.
BB

Thanks BB, was a pleasure to meet you both at Darkfires and have a good chat.
Regards
Harry Jones

24 Sep 2006

Rescued from page twelve.

9 Oct 2006

A month to go now folks, don't be shy. You can pm me if you don't want to admit in public that you want to meet me lol

Regards
Harry Jones

26 Oct 2006

Am I really that scary confused

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Rescued from page 13 to say twelve days to go.
Regards
Harry Jones

27 Oct 2006

your dancing scares me rolleyes

28 Oct 2006

Quote by markz
your dancing scares me

Arghhh I thought for one moment then someone wanted to meet me ffs evil

Then I thought what a classic and laughed very hard and heartily which made me feel happy again biggrin

That is soooo going in my signature. lol

Regards
Harry Jones

1 Nov 2006

Hi all
Whilst I am slowly beginning to see that there is more chance of my best mates fiancee pissing on me in front of my parents at her engagement party on Saturday, on the basis that you can't knock a bloke for trying.
Anyone for this tour or am I going to be lonely all the way there and back confused

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Regards
Harry Jones

2 Nov 2006

Well if you want to detour via Notts Harry, you are more than welcome. kiss

Jas
XXX

2 Nov 2006

I'm so bumping this because we have made an offer to this tour so I'm not letting it slip off page 1 until I have an answer
Jas
XXX

2 Nov 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
I'm so bumping this because we have made an offer to this tour so I'm not letting it slip off page 1 until I have an answer
Jas
XXX

Sorry for delay in responding I've been downloading some Messenger thing and it took ages wink

Ohhh that will save me from scraping it back from page 12 lol

Thank you for your offer, which I would love to accept. I will be arriving in Nottinghamshire (depending on what bit you are in) late afternoon/teatime of Monday 13th November. Please let me know if you are about then and where to head to.
Will be great to see you both again, I barely got to speak to you last time we all met up, and even less so the time before.
Regards
Harry Jones kiss

2 Nov 2006

Quote by alidar
your dancing scares me

Doesn't scare me ! :happy:
Mumbo no5 if my memory serves me right lol

Good luck on your quest Harry kiss

You brave woman you :lol: Mambo No 5 (A Little Bit Of ...) by Lou Bega No 1 September 1999. Is it really that old a song now :shock: I clearly remember pausing whilst running from National Film Theatre in London to Liverpool Street Station to dance outside a bar to it for two minutes when it was popular :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones

6 Nov 2006

Ohh time to start washing clothes and creating a packing list. biggrin

Regards
Harry Jones

13 Nov 2006

This is Harry reporting in from my detour on the way home.
Had a cracking weekend, now having a pleasant evening before the final journey home.
Regards
Harry Jones

14 Nov 2006

Roundup of the 70's weekend and the tour.
Despite it now being over two years since the famous night I came off the dance floor at pontins, with the tightest pair of trousers on ever, feeling rather pleased with myself having just danced very close with a very sexy older blonde and ermm not making a very good job of hiding my feelings lol

I was greeted by several chaps (regular crowd) at this years pontins with Hello, hows it hanging followed by several grabs at my crotch area :lol: I am now expert at pushing them away and backing off :!:
These "friends" then proceeded to spend most of the weekend telling females, this is our mate he has a huge cock :shock: Which resulted in some saying big deal and several looking.
Saturday teatime, I get invited back to have a cup of tea with some lads, one of them tells me last year he never actually slept in his chalet he was out shagging each night, which reassures me I might get to bed someone there.
Walking towards the mens loo's Saturday night I get accosted by a female who says "We are on a hen weekend and I need to collect as many boxers as I can tonight, can I have your underwear confused

: " Entering into the spirit of such things I agreed and removed them in the mens before handing them over. Fast Forward to about 0330 next morning and with the disco still playing I go over to chat to one of the lads who is by a group of ten slightly drunk women, one of them shouts "We have his underwear" in the following ten minutes have been told some information by the lad, all of the women had either danced close against me, grabbed my crotch area, pulled my trousers forward to look down the front, I let them put an edible G-string on over my trousers and danced and laughed, we all left about the same time and......................
I still ended up alone in my bloody chalet :shock: :!: :cry:
I tried dancing all night one night, flirting at bar another night, and the above and while plenty of woman say you were dancing great, you look great (in my 70's clothes) none of them get near me, I managed two close dances in about 36 hours of dancing.
The bands were great so had a good time anyway, and it was well worth a 324 mile drive home via Up North (according to a route planner the direct journey home is 225 miles) to take in a wonderful dinner and a fine evening in the company of friends even if I didn't get home till 0130.
Tried dogging at Blidworth on way home but it was full of youngsters driving around, shouting abuse, and generally making me feel very uncomfortable sad

Regards
Harry Jones

14 Nov 2006

Quote by alidar
Glad you had a great weekend Harry (despite sleeping in your own chalet!)
I know i shouldn't laugh but I just cant help myself :giggle:
Hope to catch up with you soon
in edit: Another brilliant tale from Harry !
Every thought of writing a book ?

I laugh as well - its the only thing that keeps me sane (just) surprised

I dont have the patience to write a book but do have plenty of stories, thanks and I'm sure we will catch up soon.
Regards
Harry Jones

15 Nov 2006

Jas
XXX

16 Nov 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim

Jas
XXX

Cheers Jas
silly

assionkiss: back to you biggrin

Regards
Harry Jones

16 Nov 2006

Harry,they do a 70's weekend at butlins at Skegness round about march and november,its virtually impossible to fail to pull,honest,your qualified by the fact you're a bloke,I've been 3 times and without trying(cos i'm shy and never used a chat up line in my life)you don't end up alone,The atmosphere is fantastic,loads of bands,slade,jimmy james,the rubettes(they are brill in concert before the p#@s takin starts) are there,try it,thats all i can say

16 Nov 2006

red stilettos? :shock:

16 Nov 2006

Quote by iluvminis
Harry,they do a 70's weekend at butlins at Skegness round about march and november,its virtually impossible to fail to pull,honest,your qualified by the fact you're a bloke,I've been 3 times and without trying(cos i'm shy and never used a chat up line in my life)you don't end up alone,The atmosphere is fantastic,loads of bands,slade,jimmy james,the rubettes(they are brill in concert before the p#@s takin starts) are there,try it,thats all i can say

Thanks my friend, I've just had a look, the march one is all booked up (bugger), the april one clashes with when I goto watch a game of rugby with my best mate, and the november one is far too close to when I have my deposit down for next years one at Brean.
Mind you with my non-existant social skills I bet even I could fail to pull there, after all, the chap I was chatting to at Pontins said last year he never slept in his own chalet, and I was in the company of nine rather excited ladies most of which were older than me and drunk, they all knew how turned on I was and whilst one of them was decent enough to walk me to my front door (read sliding patio door lol

), none of them came in. One rather attractive blonde said she would have done but the older woman wouldn't let her but I don't know how true that is.
If I do find one going on at Butlins in Skeggy I will try and go even if only to prove that even I can't pull :lol: and that the MIGHTY slade appear there biggrin

:D :D
Ohh and its a bloody sight nearer so less petrol hurrah. :D
Regards
Harry Jones