Hello everyone,
May I first say I'm not a Sun reporter, if I were a tabloid reporter, it would be the Daily Sport and nothing else! ; )
Anyway I'm willing to pass any(well most!) tests to prove I am 100% genuine.
Basically, I am here because I'm 19 and I want to try Swinging andwouldnt mind joining in with an accomodating couple!!
I'm up for anything (within reason!!) and am willing to have a good time with any woman regardless, of size or colour.
I am not an inexperience lover, I know what pleases, but would love to take part in the swinging scene and meet lots of new exciting people.
Right, thats my essay over with, now I just need some people to take me up on my offer! I cant accomodate, but travellings not an issue, its fine with me.
I live on the London Essex border, and if you want a pic, just pm me, email me, or add me to msn, bassmint_ !!
Speak soon hopefully!
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Hello, (Essex) Inexperienced Newbie needs helpful hand(s)!!
Orgasminator
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
Is there anything I can do to show I aint a reporter??
How about sending me a full frountail photo naked ofcourse, then you can meet up with me.
Other than that, you will just have to cross your fingers
Sex God
You've had 14 views now, and still no women. Shame. I wonder why? You're not a swinger, mate. Go and play footy or something.
Sex God
Prove you're not yet another tourist or someone who thinks they're going to get an easy free lay, and I'll agree that you're a swinger. You will only get anything out of Swinging Heaven if you are prepared to let us see that you are a genuine person. Hope that answers your question. Abide by the site rules and the moderators won't have any problems with you. OK?
Well Blue, I have had 4 posts, does that leave you a long enough time to see i I am in fact genuine and want to swing??
You are correct I am not a swinger, if you would have bothered to ead my post you would have seen
Now, this is your hobby and pastime and I respect that, but why must you mock someone who is trying to get into this hobby?
Are you trying to stop more males partaking in this??
I'm still unsure why you were so categorically rude to me?
You are correct I am not a swinger, if you would have bothered to ead my post you would have seen
I want to try Swinging
Now, this is your hobby and pastime and I respect that, but why must you mock someone who is trying to get into this hobby?
Are you trying to stop more males partaking in this??
I'm still unsure why you were so categorically rude to me?
Orgasminator
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
but have got someone who is all woman in mind,
Somehow I do not think so and the FACT that you only have this WOMAN IN MIND makes it quite clear.
So we will pretend you have got a date with this woman, ask her to send me a picture via her picture phone to mine.
Then we shall see
Orgasminator
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
, I have had 4 posts, does that leave you a long enough time to see i I am in fact genuine and want to swing??
I have over 400 posts
So whats your point?
Sex God
I'm not being rude.
As you know, the press intrusion this week has meant that many people, most of them young lads, have logged on here expecting a quick shag. You may be one of those or you may be a genuine person wanting to get into swinging. If you are the latter, indeed 4 posts is not enough to get into the game (if this is a game at all). You need to join in some of the discussions on the cafe, and if you like what you see, maybe attend one to the planned munches. If you are the former, as most posters appear to be at the mo, your time would be best served going elsewhere.
The reason why I responded to you was because you were commenting that after only 9 views you still had had no offers of fun. I say again, this site is not about getting an easy lay. It is a swingers site that is very diverse. Due to the large amount of single guys on here it takes time for the heterosexual ones to be successful - getting yourself known will do the job but being so impatient won't.
Hope this helps.
As you know, the press intrusion this week has meant that many people, most of them young lads, have logged on here expecting a quick shag. You may be one of those or you may be a genuine person wanting to get into swinging. If you are the latter, indeed 4 posts is not enough to get into the game (if this is a game at all). You need to join in some of the discussions on the cafe, and if you like what you see, maybe attend one to the planned munches. If you are the former, as most posters appear to be at the mo, your time would be best served going elsewhere.
The reason why I responded to you was because you were commenting that after only 9 views you still had had no offers of fun. I say again, this site is not about getting an easy lay. It is a swingers site that is very diverse. Due to the large amount of single guys on here it takes time for the heterosexual ones to be successful - getting yourself known will do the job but being so impatient won't.
Hope this helps.
Orgasminator
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
but have got someone who is all woman in mind,
Quote "But I have got someone" singular
Now your saying you have more, please get your facts right before posting
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
Are you trying to stop more males partaking in this??
Well I sure wish _somebody_ would stop more males partaking in this - might leave a chance for the rest of us.
In all seriousness, I think your only great crime is impatience - 9 views and no luck? My ad's been viewed 590 times with no meets, and I'm not atypical. There are too many men and not enough women for the ladies to be beating a path to our doors, and those that are here are apparently so deluged in messages from horny boys that they don't need to go responding to ads. To have success in "swinging" as a single guy on a website, I think you need to be exceptionally charming and exceptionally lucky. (Judging by some of the ads in the system, an exceptionally large penis doesn't do any harm either.) Which isn't to say you won't have any success - just that you may have an over-inflated view of how desirable we as single guys really are in this world.
P.S. I wouldn't call myself a swinger (or even an aspirational swinger) - to my mind swingers are married people who swap partners. But that's probably just me.
P.P.S. Twisted-Sister: I'm not sure if what you said was meant to be a play on words, but it made me smile anyway.
Orgasminator
Quote by roger743_27m_wmids
P.P.S. Twisted-Sister: I'm not sure if what you said was meant to be a play on words, but it made me smile anyway.
What did I say?
Orgasminator
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
but have got someone who is all woman in mind,
Quote "But I have got someone" singular
Now your saying you have more, please get your facts right before posting
Jokes are never funny when you go back to explain them and find they were only funny because you misread something. :-(
Taken literally that could mean two things - he has, in mind, someone who is all woman orhe's looking for someone who is all woman in _her_ mind. Then you said:
I thought that could also mean two things - that he was fixated on his vision of a woman or that a woman for him only existed in _his_ mind (ie an unrealistic fantasy).
But re-reading, it's obvious that wasn't what you meant at all. Sorry 'bout that.
Quote by wannabe_toyboy_19
have got someone who is all woman in mind
Taken literally that could mean two things - he has, in mind, someone who is all woman orhe's looking for someone who is all woman in _her_ mind. Then you said:
Quote by Twisted - Sister
the FACT that you only have this WOMAN IN MIND
I thought that could also mean two things - that he was fixated on his vision of a woman or that a woman for him only existed in _his_ mind (ie an unrealistic fantasy).
But re-reading, it's obvious that wasn't what you meant at all. Sorry 'bout that.
Orgasminator
Quote by roger743_27m_wmids
Jokes are never funny when you go back to explain them and find they were only funny because you misread something. .
I have the same problem
Warming the Bed
wananbe, what gives you the right to post other people's pics here?
Sex God
Q. What is even more of a twit than a complete twit?
A. A complete twit who doesn't even bother to try and hide the fact that he's a complete twit.
Well done, wannabeamansomeday... been on one day and you've already guaranteed yourself a permanent place on everyone's shitlist, and that's if you're allowed to stay, which somehow I doubt.
Ice
A. A complete twit who doesn't even bother to try and hide the fact that he's a complete twit.
Well done, wannabeamansomeday... been on one day and you've already guaranteed yourself a permanent place on everyone's shitlist, and that's if you're allowed to stay, which somehow I doubt.
Ice
