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15 Feb 2006

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15 Feb 2006

Hello ladies
I am conducting a survey to ascertain whether or not it is possible to maintain prolonged breathing through the ears and require an assistant tomorrow evening to help in this quest.
The experiment will take place in Swanland (West of Hull) in relaxed surroundings and will include food & refreshments if required.
Please provide assistance on Thursday, follow up programmes will be arranged to suit ladies requirements.
Peter xx

15 Feb 2006

Yes, it's possible, but requires that you perforate both eardrums first. This has the minor side effect that you become deaf, but this does have the benefit that when she says, "Stop that now, I'm sore!" you won't be able to hear her.
Good luck.
Beware that when you go swimming your head will fill with water and you will drown.

15 Feb 2006

Very interesting topic!
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