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Im new to all this anybody willing to help me?
Im Sarah, 35, blonde, size 12
Orgasminator
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What help do you need?
I'll do my best.
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ello and welcome to sh hope you find what ya looking for
what help do u need
Sexpert
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welcome to s/h sarah' hope you have a great time, wink
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:welcome:
Hope you find who/what you are after :!: wink
Warming the Bed
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Hi, hi, hi. Welcome!
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Quote by sarah_eastmids
Im new to all this anybody willing to help me?
Im Sarah, 35, blonde, size 12
hi sarah,welcome i am sure you will enjoy it here-by the way i am willing to help,al xx wink
Warming the Bed
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Hi Sarah
welcome to sh i would also be willing to help in any way you wish
Rick
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:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven there sarah, so a lovely lady in the east mids, smile
ok hun, we know your age and sex, but are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.
sorry about throwing that lot at you, but its helpful to know more of what to say so you get the replies (hopefully) that you are looking for, also you have posted here in the LMU when you should be in The Cafe with your hello post, iunless of course you are just looking to meet up and not introduce yourself at all
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Kristoff, just a thought, but isn`t the third degree akin to throwing ASL at someone (aka bloody annoying). Some people like to offer this information during the course of a conversation. It`s called finding their feet in their own time. Of course it`s different if someone comes in complaining about a lack of response to their `I wanna shag post`, but I believe she was just saying hi.
And what`s with the
are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.

What about the person behind the sexual orientation? What are you, some kind of perv?! rotflmao
Hi Sarah, take your time, and feel free to join in the banter in the Cafe, as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals wink
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as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals wink

Sorry - does not compute!
Pssst, yes I know it doesn`t, but I was trying to go for that whole `false sense of security` thingy. Get with the programme bloke! smackbottom
Venusxxx
Warming the Bed
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Hi Sarah, welcome to SH,
feel free to pm me with any questions
Rob
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Quote by VenusnMars
Kristoff, just a thought, but isn`t the third degree akin to throwing ASL at someone (aka bloody annoying). Some people like to offer this information during the course of a conversation. It`s called finding their feet in their own time. Of course it`s different if someone comes in complaining about a lack of response to their `I wanna shag post`, but I believe she was just saying hi.
And what`s with the
are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.

What about the person behind the sexual orientation? What are you, some kind of perv?! rotflmao
Hi Sarah, take your time, and feel free to join in the banter in the Cafe, as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals wink
Venusxxx
VenusnMars I had no inyention of throwing in the 3rd degree, yes some do give more information out in private, also some get annoyed at reciving PM's from people who do not meet up with a persons wants ( poorly phrased I know but I am tired and drunk ). Yes I am being a little more sexist here in that Sarah is a single fem, and I have seen several loose interest in staying around after being pestered with unwanted PM's in the months I have been here. I dont claim to be a oldtimer here, I know that sometimes I put my foot in it, but I would and do offer the same advice to both men and women. Its easy to become dissillusioned with the wrong attention.
Sarah if you feel that I am pressuring you then accept an apology from me, as no pressure was intended
Sexpert
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Hello Sarah,
Just thought I would also welcome you and I do hope you will have many enjoyable experiences with people you meet both on and offline. lol
Sex God
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Hi Sarah,
Welcome to this mad world. They don't really bite, well they haven't bitten me yet.
Please feel free to knock on my door if you require assistance. Mind I'm still learning.
John
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what venus said! can we just try and knock the whole 3rd degree / explain yourself / dismantling of posts RIGHT NOW??? ((( yeah i know, i live in hope! rolleyes )))
sarah? :welcome: to SH! biggrin you have no need to offer anything other than you care to, so just have fun, and get to know us in your own time!
hope you find what you're looking for. :D
neil x x x ;)
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Hi Sarah
Welcome to SH. Hope you have a great time in seeking whatever you are searching for and free feel to ask me any questions.
Wonders how close East Mids is to Cambridgeshire wink
Regards
Harry Jones
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I'm on the border of Cambridgeshire & Hertfordshire so could always tag along with Harry :!: smile wink
(joke Harry...I think)