hi all

15 Dec 2004

Hi all well still no replys and I still need it bad in the day so if there is any young or mature ladies out their with a few spare hours you might be able to help me so just drop me a line its gettin bad so if you are in the Hinckley or around that area i'm here waitin .Well it gets some replys and when you see it that gets a lath as well. :P lol

Ho I've asked santa and he said sod off doe's not do shags any offers please . boy I'm begging here god I need a shag mad

15 Dec 2004

:doh:

15 Dec 2004

Quote by edwood
god I need a shag

I don't :smug:
I've just spent the last five hours having several, although I have now allowed my visitors to go home now I'm all satisfied redface

Royal Marines certainly do have staying power :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

15 Dec 2004

As sad as this posting is, it doesn't belong in the cafe so I've put it in 'Lets Meet Up'
Dawn rolleyes

15 Dec 2004

I've tried to measure your probability of success but, sadly, my calculator can't handle numbers small enough.
The reason why was partially explained in your other thread.
Also see my rough estimate of a regular, well balanced, established single guys chances of getting a shag in the other thread on here from the poor fella who thought he was having no luck because, in his opinion, he was too small.

16 Dec 2004

edwood, if you're that in need of a shag, I'm sure one of your local prostitutes will be willing to take your cash rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

16 Dec 2004

Unless he has already tried that - and been refused entry. :twisted:
lhk
Kat

16 Dec 2004

Well I suppose if he's THAT desperate :shock: :shock: I could give him 5 minutes but, um, I don't qualify do I? dunno

ops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

16 Dec 2004

I would just like to say it was nice knowing you Edwood - but it wasn't!!!
Bye !! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

16 Dec 2004

Lock Sarge?
lol

:lol:

16 Dec 2004

No need - he's gone. It will die a natural death!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

16 Dec 2004

Aw, that means he'll never tell me the answer to the joke he PMd me last night.

what is 9" by 7" tell you letter

16 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
Aw, that means he'll never tell me the answer to the joke he PMd me last night.
what is 9" by 7" tell you letter

The answer must be in the post!! confused

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