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hi, any females in the banbury ish area
Sex God
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...... 
So if I said I was into sticking pins in people's dicks, running electric currents through their balls, dressing them up in gimp outfits and shitting all over them, and getting my pet Rottweiler to give them one up the bum (yes, you may well have read that little story before), you would still be interested - oh yeah, provided that I live near you...
Come on, define your terms
, put a bit of effort in and you may one day get responses from people who don't take the piss :roll: :roll: :roll:
So if I said I was into sticking pins in people's dicks, running electric currents through their balls, dressing them up in gimp outfits and shitting all over them, and getting my pet Rottweiler to give them one up the bum (yes, you may well have read that little story before), you would still be interested - oh yeah, provided that I live near you...
Come on, define your terms
, put a bit of effort in and you may one day get responses from people who don't take the piss :roll: :roll: :roll: Sex God
I have all the time in the world to improve the quality of posts on this forum 
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You imply that you are too busy to post something proper... if you're too busy to give your potential shag-pieces any decent info, why on earth should anyone be bothered to even think about what you are offering. They will prefer the guys who take the time to reponse properly every single time, I can 100% guarantee it.
So, matey boy, you can be as flippant as you like with me but I don't think your attitude is going to get you any sex from the people on this forum
.You imply that you are too busy to post something proper... if you're too busy to give your potential shag-pieces any decent info, why on earth should anyone be bothered to even think about what you are offering. They will prefer the guys who take the time to reponse properly every single time, I can 100% guarantee it.
So, matey boy, you can be as flippant as you like with me but I don't think your attitude is going to get you any sex from the people on this forum
The list of acronyms in this post reminds me of something.
In the porn world, there's a particularly 'delightful' (and unhygenic) practice called "Ass To Mouth". Now, porn being a time-is-money sorta industry, this gets abbreviated to A2M.
One day, purely for research purposes you'll understand, I typed "A2M" into Google. The 5th listing down is a computer company, part of whose name is A2M. If you recreate the experiment, you'll see the 2nd part of their name makes them sound even dodgier!
I wonder if they know?
I wonder if someone should tell them ? :twisted:
CM
In the porn world, there's a particularly 'delightful' (and unhygenic) practice called "Ass To Mouth". Now, porn being a time-is-money sorta industry, this gets abbreviated to A2M.
One day, purely for research purposes you'll understand, I typed "A2M" into Google. The 5th listing down is a computer company, part of whose name is A2M. If you recreate the experiment, you'll see the 2nd part of their name makes them sound even dodgier!
I wonder if they know?
I wonder if someone should tell them ? :twisted:
CM
