hi i`m 35 married guy from Hastings (can travel), not good looking and dont claim to be.
i`m not just looking for sex meets (would be nice though) but also looking for real life friends.
your age/looks/status not important.
as i mentioned i`m married so discretion is assured and expected.
thanks
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hi i`m new on this site and not just looking for kinky sex
Hello Russell and welcome to SH!
Contrary to first impressions - some people think it's purely a sex site
- this is the place to meet a variety of interesting and humorous personalities with an array of opinions. Okay, we do have some rather curious fellows (be prepared to be frisked by Sarge, had up against a wall by Jags and highly amused by davej), but on the whole we're your average set of sexy, horny and talkative people that you'd find in any 24 hour Tesco's.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
PS: The GFZ means Gentlemen Favour Zips.
Contrary to first impressions - some people think it's purely a sex site
- this is the place to meet a variety of interesting and humorous personalities with an array of opinions. Okay, we do have some rather curious fellows (be prepared to be frisked by Sarge, had up against a wall by Jags and highly amused by davej), but on the whole we're your average set of sexy, horny and talkative people that you'd find in any 24 hour Tesco's.Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
PS: The GFZ means Gentlemen Favour Zips.
Sex God
Quote by SapphoOi! What ever do you mean? I suppose it depends in what sense you mean curious........ better not go too far down that particular track. :shock:
we do have some rather curious fellows
Quote by Sappho
PS: The GFZ means Gentlemen Favour Zips.
Oh good heavens! She's really lost it this time. Time for your medication darling. Wash this little pill down with a glass of Wolf Blass and you'll feel much better in the morning. Mind you - she's not wrong. Actually - she never is (
). Zips are a great deal easier to get out of than buttons (Will gives an uncomfortable shudder).Oh and where are my manners. Welcome Russell
I hope you have a great deal of fun here. We all do!Will
Sex God
Hi Russell :welcome: to the cafe 
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
...., but on the whole we're your average set of sexy, horny and talkative people that you'd find in any 24 hour Tesco's. Sappho xxx.
Pheww! Just got back from Tesco. FFS where were you all?
:welcome: Russell. Enjoy the chat - prepare to get addicted. Have I said that before somewhere?
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Sex God
Quote by Sappho
on the whole we're your average set of sexy, horny and talkative people that you'd find in any 24 hour Tesco's
Tsk.. I told you, Sainsbury's on Thursday nights is the place to be!
Tesco is so vanilla! :twisted:
