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HI THERE! IAM NEW TO IN HERE
Wow, I can see the ladies on this site queueing round the block for such a smooth talking individual as yourself.
You'll find that one-liners don't work terribly well on here, especially one-liners WHERE YOU'RE SHOUTING.
Learn to use the caps lock key, it's the one just above the left shift key. Also, try giving just a tad more info.
You'll find that one-liners don't work terribly well on here, especially one-liners WHERE YOU'RE SHOUTING.
Learn to use the caps lock key, it's the one just above the left shift key. Also, try giving just a tad more info.
Sex God
On the otherhand you could be a complete pillock how are we supposed to know? You give us no clues!
I beg to difer Steph - see his original post
Flapjackboy is absolutely right, this man has got away lightly compared to the roastings others have been given. But if he follows FJB and your advice, and reads the advice threads/pages, he'll be ok
Bev
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I seemed to have caused abit of a stair. I apologuise for my rash behavior an ill do my best to redeem myself cos at the end of the day where to have some fun arnt we. Well since you're all dying to know who I am ill tell you, iam 25 Male I live Nr Hull in East Yorkshire, I have a very high sex drive iam also into footy as i play for a team at the weekend, I love going out on a night and clubbing. As far as my looks go there are pic available to those of you like the sound of me. Iam 6ft 12 1/2 stone athletic build blonde hair blue eyes. If you wanna know about my tackle u'll have to ask cos not every body wants to know. Iam in here to have alot of fun and even more sex.
Hope yu like the sound of me.
Please let me know if you do!
Thanks
Mike
Hope yu like the sound of me.
Please let me know if you do!
Thanks
Mike
Sex God
1 down, how many more to go......................?
Bev
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Bev
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unfortunatly yes that is common, I have not been around long myself, a matter of days, I still havent gotten around to doing a "I am new thread " myself as I wanted to read up on the curtesies first, ended up just replying to a few threads while reading them...amazing just how much I learnd so fast
your end post was a lot better btw, could get a few replies you like
welcome to the club, now I aint the newbie no more I can smile again
your end post was a lot better btw, could get a few replies you like
welcome to the club, now I aint the newbie no more I can smile again
Warming the Bed
Hi Mike
welcome aboard, you will find you wont get many replies like this (this site isnt a lonely knob cololum)
maybe just post for a while and then you never know you might get lucky
Clarrich
welcome aboard, you will find you wont get many replies like this (this site isnt a lonely knob cololum)
maybe just post for a while and then you never know you might get lucky
Clarrich
Quote by funmikeofyorks
Lonely Knob!!!
The only reason I'am in here is for me to put smiles on as my ladies faces as possible and have a great time whilst doing it.
Well, I've put plenty of smiles on the faces of the ladies here. Sadly, it's all been through my ramblings on the forums so far, but you never know...
One day, my friend, one day...
Quote by funmikeofyorks
I seemed to have caused abit of a stair. I apologuise for my rash behavior an ill do my best to redeem myself cos at the end of the day where to have some fun arnt we. Well since you're all dying to know who I am ill tell you, iam 25 Male I live Nr Hull in East Yorkshire, I have a very high sex drive iam also into footy as i play for a team at the weekend, I love going out on a night and clubbing. As far as my looks go there are pic available to those of you like the sound of me. Iam 6ft 12 1/2 stone athletic build blonde hair blue eyes. If you wanna know about my tackle u'll have to ask cos not every body wants to know. Iam in here to have alot of fun and even more sex.
Hope yu like the sound of me.
Please let me know if you do!
Thanks
Mike
Hi there Mike, ignore the rabble, you won`t find me poking fun at the newbies...... :mrgreen:
You seem to fall into the ten percent catagory of people who use a oneliner as an intro but are not in fact a dickhead. You`ll soon catch on :wink:
:welcome:
Venusxxx
