Come check out the overpowering whelm of magnolia, randomly intersected with the odd plash of cream (not the ones I've spashed around mind ...what did you think I meant?)with elegantly contrasting blue striped plastic curtains. The classic lines shoot out at you as you enter (hold on don't be getting too excited here) ...the hotel room. The elequently presented minimalistic surrounds will hopefully mesmorise you whilst I lay you down on the sumptuous "double" (well actually, two singles bolted together) bed and ....
FCUK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!! :twisted:
I'm Bi but my testosterone levels are on the up right now, so I'm dreaming about the musky sweet smell and taste of pussy. Females and couples of whatever persuasion get in touch, I really am a nice guy, no honestly I really am but bring your own tissue as the stuff they have in the hotel has a tendancy to remove your finger prints after wiping your arse.
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