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House-Warming Party - TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OOPS ! what the fuck happened then ?????

You are a "thread hogger"?? as well as a tree hugger lol
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
OK........................ but no playing with your weapons! :lol: :lol: :lol:

What cant bring my lightsabre ... ;) Bet we can't get Denise off it.. highly adictive smile
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I've updated the list folks lol
There are only FIVE more places left now, so if you want to come let me know ASAP to ensure your place on the definate list. The reserve list is a very shaky place to be! :shock: wink

If this is the list on the first page then it looks like you've forgotten me sad .....
I'd got all worked up after you said I could come a few messages back. :shock:
Ant.
p.s. I'd need floor space if that's ok?
Hiya Blue........
Is there any chance I can come sit in a corner somewhere? biggrin
Mrs Cov..xx
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If this is the list on the first page then it looks like you've forgotten me sad .....

Yeah, I'm stupid like that....... lists aren't my forte rolleyes :roll: :roll: .
Right, so with Ant, Mrs_Cov and Scandal, that makes two places left........ hurry, hurry, hurry!
I know we've had the discussion about people finding man on man sex offensive.... but just wondered if anyone found lactating women offensive? lol
Right work is sorted :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Is there any floor space left? If not, then I'll climb into a pair of Denise's knickers and fashion some kind of portable hammock. :twisted: and I'm sure you must have a spare box that we can throw Tim in lol :lol:
WooHoo, I'm finally going to get there. :bounce: :bounce:
Jas- Tim
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can i be added to the list smile
i am not far from you and would love to attend a party like this
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can i be added to the list smile
i am not far from you and would love to attend a party like this

No, sorry.
Woooo hooooooooooo........... glad you can make it Jas and Timmy lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I know we've had the discussion about people finding man on man sex offensive.... but just wondered if anyone found lactating women offensive? lol

No, not at all... Especially if there is not any milk left for the morning tea and coffees....
xxxxxx
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I know we've had the discussion about people finding man on man sex offensive.... but just wondered if anyone found lactating women offensive? lol

No, not at all... Especially if there is not any milk left for the morning tea and coffees....
xxxxxx
........... and the Weetabix :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I know we've had the discussion about people finding man on man sex offensive.... but just wondered if anyone found lactating women offensive? lol

No, not at all... Especially if there is not any milk left for the morning tea and coffees....
xxxxxx
........... and the Weetabix :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Could we have our first party game?? lol
Will not be able to go banghead
Won't go into reasons on forum, breaks my heart to do this but please take my name off the list, not my choice blue...
Many thanks for the invite, reallyappreciate the chance to meet you all... maybe at a munch one day.
A sad and disappointed TnH
I'm a local kinky fruit. Yet to be shocked.
Open to anything if the wine is right (Love a wolfblass but would settle for less (much less lol).
C'mon... I can fetch my uniform haha.
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Will not be able to go banghead
Won't go into reasons on forum, breaks my heart to do this but please take my name off the list, not my choice blue...
Many thanks for the invite, really appreciate the chance to meet you all... maybe at a munch one day.
A sad and disappointed TnH

sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Quote by PJ1
I know we've had the discussion about people finding man on man sex offensive.... but just wondered if anyone found lactating women offensive? lol

No, not at all... Especially if there is not any milk left for the morning tea and coffees....
xxxxxx
........... and the Weetabix :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Could we have our first party game?? lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Could be a good idea for a theme... But i heard a rumour that Bluexxx wasn't a goth......
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You on a trampoline?? lol
Hi Blue
If there are any places left at your party, i would love to come !!! Only on the condition that i can wear my rubber pants !!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
I know you said that you only want people that you know, but let me come and give it 5 mins and ill know everyone and everyone will know me better than ever !!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
I am the original party goer and cannot be offended (well havent yet !!!!) smackbottom
Cheers
Mike xx
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Hi Blue
I know you said that you only want people that you know, but let me come and give it 5 mins and ill know everyone and everyone will know me better than ever !!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

Don't think you actually understood the message!! Blue ONLY WANTS PEOPLE SHE KNOWS! That does not mean you and you'll find that she always always always means what she says.
I'd advise you to stand clear.
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I know you said that you only want people that you know

But you chose to ignore my words and try to persuade me to invite you anyway.
Big mistake rolleyes
I am not going to waste any more words on telling you to politely to sod off as you obviously ignore what I say, so why bother.
In short.... you are not invited. Got it.
:roll:
ignorance must be bliss for some people lol! whatever walk of life you'll get idiots!!!
good luck with ya party anyways!
T & L xx
hi blue
i have just join the forum,but have been on this site for a while now,using the chatroom under the name of bimale4cples.i was wondering if you have any spare places left for your party or may i be put on the reserve list,i have chatted to naughtynymphos in the chatroom and we have met a few time at chameleons on the bi nite,she will vouch for me that i am genuine
thanks
bimale4cples xxx
Hi BLue,
I've just got back from holiday and seen this thread for the first time. If there are any places left I would like to come. I haven't attended one of your parties before but I have attended a daytime session with yourself and satin and a few other guys. I love man on man contact and don't have any hang ups about anything.
cheers,
Jasper.
Hi Blue would you consider me for one of the last few places plz smile
any room for one more there blue \??
Sorry, jA4qv76Pn, Davejw, and PICK'n'MIX, you're all too new. I don't know you, so no sorry. Jasper, as I've met you before you can have an invite.
That makes the list full folks. All further requests will go on to a reserve list. This is no guarantee you will get an invite, it depends on who drops out.
Newbies and people I don't know...... same rules apply for the reserve list so PLEASE don't ask.... OK lol
In Edit..... people who have invites, keep an eye on this thread. Now the list is full, I will be posting details of the theme soon! cool
House-Warming Party Details….
Those of you that have attended our parties before will know the score regarding the do's and don'ts, so some of this post is just a refresher…. But keep reading, this post also contains details of the theme for the night! lol Those of you on the list who have never been to one of our parties, all the rumours you have heard are totally untrue - we actually just sit round drinking cups of tea all night…… HELL NO, of course we don't… this is a full-on sex party where anything can happen - well, OK, almost anything! :twisted:
First of all, I'll get the don'ts and the rules of the night out of the way…
We normally ask people not to shag in the kitchen and the bathroom for hygiene reasons and to give people who want a break somewhere to go where there is no shagging! At every party so far this rule has been blatantly broken… rolleyes wink I know who you offenders are - naughty naughty! Actually, this rule has never been enforced really as people have kept away from shagging near the food etc, and there has never been any problems…. Therefore, although this is a rule, we're fairly relaxed about it. If you decide to shag in the bathroom and there is a queue for the bog, I might have to start laying the law down though :shock: :small-print: ! At this new house, the kitchen and bathroom are both smaller that at the previous one (though the rest of the house is larger, I'll come on to that below) so it may not even been that much of an issue anyway.
In this house, there are two reception rooms (plus kitchen) downstairs, three bedrooms upstairs and then a loft-room accessed by a fitted loft-ladder from the landing. Unlike the previous house where there was a proper staircase, access to the loft is slightly more dangerous :eeek: . We ask you in the interests of safety to be VERY careful when climbing the ladder into the loft, and for only one person to climb the ladder at a time! :uhoh: We don't want any trips to casualty, do we! :shock: The loft room is pretty big, but again, in the interests of safety it is probably best that you don't go up there if you are completely bladdered and that we limit the amount of people up there to around eight or so at any one time. If there was an emergency and people had to vacate quickly, I'm thinking that limiting numbers up there would be a good idea dunno . We also ask you not to shag in our son's bedroom. I will put a notice on this door to tell people which one it is (though it is obvious really). However, we're happy for people to use the room to store their bags, clothes etc, and to change in if needs be. Shagging in the two living rooms, two of the bedrooms, and the loft room is fine, fine, fine! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Games will be played in the largest of the living rooms at certain points in the evening (see also below!). We'll make porn videos available, but feel free to bring your own choice if you want to! :P
Finally, it goes without saying really that the ultimate rule has to be one concerning consent and liberty :small-print: . No-one is obliged to take part in the action, we want this to be a relaxed and pleasurable experience for everyone :grin: . This is a sex party… it is NOT a free-for-all confused . All the usual laws of the land apply! If you feel that your liberty has been compromised in any way, or that anyone is hassling you to an unacceptable degree, please tell me or Denise immediately, and we will deal with it :taz: :boxing: . We will not hesitate in kicking offenders out even if it is late at night and you have nowhere else to go! As you know the guest list contains a very diverse set of people. You will most probably experience scenes of gay and straight sex, and a bit of kinky stuff too :haha: . Regardless of your own sexual preferences PLEASE respect others' preferences, even if they are very different to your own. We WILL NOT tolerate rude, offensive or personal remarks made to anyone. This includes sexist, racist, homophobic, or transphobic language or actions. You have been warned! :dry:
OK, now the rules are out of the way, let's get on to the good stuff!
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.... THE THEME……
The theme is time is a general one that I want you to play with in your own way….. use your imagination! I'll give you one word --- EROTICA --- now, see where that leads you! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Here's one hint: THE FIVE SENSES….. How many ways, for example, can you play with touch and taste? What feels nice against the skin? Think about what you might wear that will make you and others feel sexy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ask for help with what you might wear or with ideas if you are completely stuck…. :lol:
The games will focus on the five senses to get you into the "swing" of things! :grin: The games have been successful in the past to get people horny and as "ice-breakers". They are usually played at the beginning of the night, after which people are free to do their own thing. Obviously, you are not obliged to take part in the games if you don't want to, but we would like you to make an effort to support those that do want to play :P :P :P . The games focus your most erotic senses and will be team sports…. I say no more! :smug:
That's it for now. Specific details about the practicalities, getting here, directions, parking, etc etc, will be sent two weeks before the party date. If anyone wants details of hotels and so on beforehand feel free to PM cool .