I am a banned twat

26 Aug 2006

god that gave me a headache, you never hear of paragraphs
Earthy xx

26 Aug 2006

God damm funniest thing I ever read biggrin

best way not to get a meet ever .. read top post lol

26 Aug 2006

Decisions:
1) laugh out loud at the tosser
2) laugh out loud at the tosser and THEN deactivate the tosser
3) deactivate the tosser straight off??
:shock: :shock:

26 Aug 2006

Your profile text is as welcoming as your post how ever each to their own one thing I was wondering is you profile text says mid 20's yet you profile age is showing as 32 dunno

Regards Sheddy 30, 27, 19 and 42 lol

26 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Decisions:
1) laugh out loud at the tosser
2) laugh out loud at the tosser and THEN deactivate the tosser
3) deactivate the tosser straight off??

4) remove to crap eg phone number and let me take the piss out of him for a bit as I'm bored
:shock: :shock:

:inlove:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Your profile text is as welcoming as your post how ever each to their own one thing I was wondering is you profile text says mid 20's yet you profile age is showing as 32
Regards Sheddy 30, 27, 19 and 42

can you give us two more numbers, i havent got my lottery yet

26 Aug 2006

Endearing

How's a gal to resist?

26 Aug 2006

Loving the mod's comment on the profile lol

26 Aug 2006

but best call me on 07XXXXXXXX

Jags
Best get back here quick and remove the phone number, or Blue xxx will be calling him
:giggle:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by Sarah
but best call me on 07XXXXXXXX

Jags
Best get back here quick and remove the phone number, or Blue xxx will be calling him
:giggle:
I've done that too - oh and BANNED THE TWAT as he's done it before! I just love a happy ending, don't you???
lol

26 Aug 2006

Quote by BangUhard
I am getting the feeling 95% of this site is a virtual pervert get-off. 5% maybe semi new each other prior to meeting or spent day noon and night talking shite in the "I chat-shat room"??????????????????????Am I right???????????????????No this is no cheap shot at getting a meetyeah right by way of proof its not a waste of my wanking hour. I am late 20's. Pronouced 30. I am good looking and everyday girls give me the eye. I fit and athleticly built. well toned. I am a nympho pervert fast fucking roll player - but not a nut nut and no when to play and not. I'll try anything. I have not slept around in 6 mean haven't got laid in 6 years I will fuck even an ugly girl as long as shes a 100% cum thirsty slut!yup, he's gagging for it I am in and around Surry Sussex Oxford as my work has me grafting day & night and I'll be around these areas tonight tomorrow and again most days after tuesday. Van blanco is the nature of my van man with a hard on - dangerous combo I can be to you pretty rapid suffers from premature ejaculationand if its late no worries but best call me xxxxxxxxxxxxx THATS IT> I AM DONE WITH WALKS IN WOODS AND LOITERING FOR FUCKLESS HOURS ROUND CAR PARKSruining dogging for everyone else no doubt AND IF MY WELL HORNY, FAT MEATY SHAFT HAS NOT BEEN PLUNGED TIME AND AGAIN INTO SOME SLUTTING HOLE BY MONDAY I AM GOING TO GO TO THE PUB AND MEET A GIRL GET PISSED TALK SHIT AND TRY IT ON! ITS NOT A THREAT, ITS A SCAREY PAOMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no that's just scaryNOW GENTLEMEN, BRING FORTH YOUR LADY AND LET TBONE GO TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!where's the queue? What do you mean there isn't one? :shock: :P

Let the games begin ! rolleyes

26 Aug 2006

Quote by Sarah
but best call me on 07XXXXXXXX

Jags
Best get back here quick and remove the phone number, or Blue xxx will be calling him
:giggle:
i've just keyed the number into my phone and am in 2 minds to call him sand try and sell him his own little bit of the sahara desert lol

26 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
but best call me on 07XXXXXXXX

Jags
Best get back here quick and remove the phone number, or Blue xxx will be calling him
:giggle:
i've just keyed the number into my phone and am in 2 minds to call him sand try and sell him his own little bit of the sahara desert lol

Dare you!!
:shock: :lol:
Double dare you :twisted:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by Jags
Dare you!!
:shock:

I accept that dare so I'll brb :lol:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy

Dare you!!
:shock:

I accept that dare so I'll brb :lol:
This'll be good rotflmao

26 Aug 2006

Grrrr he isn't answering :cry: tried 6 times now and still no answer :cry: I will try later as I have a great sales pitch lined up for him lol

26 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Grrrr he isn't answering :cry: tried 6 times now and still no answer :cry: I will try later as I have a great sales pitch lined up for him

:giggle:
I am both scared and interested about the possible outcome!!

26 Aug 2006

Awwww, I was in the process of writing the number down when it disappeared - I wanted to have some fun with that!
Me n Den have not stopped laughing after that one - don't lock it purely for the comedy value!!!!heheheheh
m xx

26 Aug 2006

I want the number as I can send texts from my email account, could be interesting! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

26 Aug 2006

i soooooooo thought that the title of this thread was the one that he had picked himself......
and the rest is just pure poetry........
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by DeeCee
i soooooooo thought that the title of this thread was the one that he had picked himself......
and the rest is just pure poetry........
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Funny that Dee ......................... so did we rotflmao

26 Aug 2006

bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full rolleyes

26 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full

cos you're not banned, just a twat flipa

26 Aug 2006

Quote by MandH
i soooooooo thought that the title of this thread was the one that he had picked himself......
and the rest is just pure poetry........
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Funny that Dee ......................... so did we rotflmao

great minds think alike hey...
funnily enough i like 3somes and group sex too.... go figure?

26 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full

cos you're not banned, just a twat flipa

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

26 Aug 2006

Quote by sercher01
bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full

Hi PM box is not full cos he's banned... no PM box!

26 Aug 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
bugger!
why cant i think of somethin like that
bet his PM box is full

cos you're not banned, just a twat flipa

Is he????

Oh and Dee.............. what figure would that be wink

26 Aug 2006

Quote by MandH
Is he????

no, but Shhhhhhhh!!!!!

26 Aug 2006

iv just looked at his profile an guess what ? :shock:
hes banned wink

so he wont have a PM box then jags?? :wink:

26 Aug 2006

I think the men in white coats are on thier way wink