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I am in more dire need of a blow job than any man in history

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Unknown User
Would you like to borrow my vax ?
Shaz x
Unknown User
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Would you like to borrow my vax ?
Shaz x

I'd lend you my Dyson but the suction is shit rolleyes
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Would you like to borrow my vax ?
Shaz x

I'd lend you my Dyson but the suction is shit rolleyes
Might be a bit painful if it gets stuck in that spinning bit lol
36openminded
Orgasminator
I am in more dire need of a blow job than any man in history

I believe him - to post this it's clear his cock has taken him over.
Come on ladys show the man some respect!
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brilliant title to the thread.. lol.. hope you get lucky soon mister smile
Xjxkx
Sexlightened
Quote by TomHasWood
discuss!

Round flying saucer shaped object, normally thrown by competitors at Olympic Games!
Me thinks confused
Unknown User
dunno banghead
You would think that by now Mr Tom has Wood (brain) who has been on the site for a while and made some 60 odd posts would have made the effort to do a Profile and a further effort to make a post of more than one word.
The mind boggles.
pepps
Master of Sex
Well i have a henry the hoover and boy does he suck!
you can hire him for a huge fee as hes fussy and as long as you send him back with a clean bag i dont mind! lol
wink
discuss?
how can we discuss you needing a blow job mmmm
well i want a bi fem and a horny chippendale right now but i'd much rather fiddle than discuss lol peppsxxxx
TomHasWood
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Quote by Medic_1
dunno banghead
You would think that by now Mr Tom has Wood (brain) who has been on the site for a while and made some 60 odd posts would have made the effort to do a Profile and a further effort to make a post of more than one word.
The mind boggles.

well i do appologise...... thought it would be funny!
Pepps... now whats the going rate... and does henry come with a minder!!? -
36openminded
Orgasminator
Quote by TomHasWood
dunno banghead
You would think that by now Mr Tom has Wood (brain) who has been on the site for a while and made some 60 odd posts would have made the effort to do a Profile and a further effort to make a post of more than one word.
The mind boggles.

well i do appologise...... thought it would be funny!
Pepps... now whats the going rate... and does henry come with a minder!!? -
TomHasWood
Sexpert
mmmmm not sure it did! opps
foot in it again! mint anyone?