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I know it's all been said before... but...

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Oi You!!!!
redface
LP
I am everso sorry but I am trying to work your avatar out and I cant redface surprisedops: :oops: thats not a chat up line is it missy lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by corriefem
I am everso sorry but I am trying to work your avatar out and I cant redface surprisedops: :oops: thats not a chat up line is it missy lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's half a pair of fishing waders Corrie :lol: dunno
Would be more of a chat up line if you rounded it off with "cute bum" or something :lol2:
Good to see you btw, hope all is good your end kiss
Who's avatar might that be Corriefem
mine or Missy's???
Missy's is a rather fine drawing of a particularly attractibe woman... (forrr particularly attractive woman!.... crawl?..me?)
Mine, on the other hand....isnt!
What Im wering there *used* to be a pair of black latex leggings... the blasted things splt at the crotch..!!.. and I *lost a leg* as it were... so, with a little effort.. the *waist* could be pulled up over the shoulder...just about keeping things decent... (from either side)!
now then... you *really* didnt want to know all that did you?
hehe
LP
londonplaything
Quote by LondonPlaything
What Im wering there *used* to be a pair of black latex leggings... the blasted things splt at the crotch..!!.. and I *lost a leg* as it were... so, with a little effort.. the *waist* could be pulled up over the shoulder...just about keeping things decent... (from either side)!

Wow, that's what you call stylish improvising worship
One hell of a wedgy tho, pulling the waist up over your shoulder like that :lol2: No wonder you're tall lol
Quote by LondonPlaything
Who's avatar might that be Corriefe,/
<ime or Missy's???
Missy's is a rather fine drawing of a particularly attractibe woman... (forrr particularly attractive woman!.... crawl?..me?)
Mine, on the other hand....isnt!
What Im wering there *used* to be a pair of black latex leggings... the blasted things splt at the crotch..!!.. and I *lost a leg* as it were... so, with a little effort.. the *waist* could be pulled up over the shoulder...just about keeping things decent... (from either side)!
now then... you *really* didnt want to know all that did you?
hehe
LP
oh I am everso sorry you only have one lef LP lol :lol: oh and missy says for me to say nice arse lol ............................ oh and I know missy over a couples of years - buddy fantastic woman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
londonplaything
WADERS!!!!!!????
blimey Missy!
gimme some credit....I may be everso slightly eperverted...
But Fishing???
>a wedgie indeed... bit of a squeeze round the front too... even for this little chap!<
LP
oh I see Corrie... only get a Bum compliment because Missy says so?...
Huh! :cry:
I will let you ladies know on Sunday if the ass is really that cute :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
I will let you ladies know on Sunday if the ass is really that cute :twisted:

OMG
Off camping tomorrow, so gonna have to wait until Mon/Tues until I find out about the cute ass confused lol
kiss
sorry peeps but we jumped straight from page 1 to page 4 .................... err did he pull? :grin:
You better believe it ... well ...almost anyway ... I'll let ya know Sunday ... :twisted:
Quote by Abilene
You better believe it ... well ...almost anyway ... I'll let ya know Sunday ... :twisted:

Whoa lucky guy smile ................ Abilene, having read your profile (ok and perved the pics :grin: ) you are indeed a very attractive, and interesting woman.
Hope you two enjoy !
M
:shock: now Im worried :shock:
I can feel *nervous pimples* blemishing my cheex as I type!
..................... redface
LP
have a brilliant time and hope the cheeks survive !!!!!!!!!
Quote by LondonPlaything
:shock: now Im worried :shock:
I can feel *nervous pimples* blemishing my cheex as I type!
..................... redface
LP

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh don't worry about them LP - spotty botties are lucky cool
I know :smug: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81518.html?highlight=spotty
ahh.. well then, if maybe one, or perhaps even two tastefully positioned *blemishes* are ok... I might just pass muster!
...if Im unlucky enough to have a completely smooth peachy bottom, perhaps I could borrow someones makeup bag...?
can you still get red beauty spots?
:silly:
LP
:smoke:
Need I say anymore? :twisted:
To briefly let you know I am well satisfied, got breakfast almost in bed ... although tea was crap !!!! wink
Quote by Abilene
I will let you ladies know on Sunday if the ass is really that cute :twisted:

I'm not sure who I'm more jealous of wink
Abi... a charming woman...
:twisted:
It is I you should be jealous of Sassy!
LP
Quote by LondonPlaything
Abi... a charming woman...
:twisted:
It is I you should be jealous of Sassy!
LP

Yup think you're right hunni :twisted:
you most certainly are!
Perhaps I should hve been a little more complimentory than *charming*...
but I didnt wanna get all anatomical on yo ass!
LP redface
redface surprisedops: :oops: shucks .... you're making me blush!!
Pah!
Make youuuu Blush!..nahhh
you were the one having meee blush!
a pleasure to meet you Abi...
any chance of errrmm.... you know, errrm...errr....
LP
Quote by LondonPlaything
Pah!
Make youuuu Blush!..nahhh
you were the one having meee blush!
a pleasure to meet you Abi...
any chance of errrmm.... you know, errrm...errr....
LP

Psssssssst <whispers> Don't let her near the Vodka rotflmao
Quote by Pete_sw
Psssssssst <whispers> Don't let her near the Vodka rotflmao

:silly: ... hic ....I'm fine ....hic....pwomise ......hic
Quote by Pete_sw
Psssssssst <whispers> Don't let her near the Vodka rotflmao

:gagged: a little bird told me it had something to do with bolognaise!!! :gagged:
But Im saying nowt...
you aint seen me...right?
LP