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**sits tapping fingers and whistling**
Waiting to find out exactly how, when and with waht she will be getting her massage.
Oh and Missy there is something delightfully arousing about the image of you ...er...scratching your 'sock nuts' yet I am afraid I will have to pass !!! wink
Quote by sheddy
Although I'm sure you have a magnificent six pack lol

:hunk: well I wouldn't call it magnificent but I do have one :hunk:
When I breath in.................... a lot redface
I've seen his six pack. He keeps it in the fridge
:cheers:
However you wish....
whenever poss.....
and with whatever comes to hand (?)
((personally, the *sock-nut* thing terrifies meeee!!!))
LP
LP you have a PM :twisted:
errmmm...
hang on... no I don't!
you wait there Abilene....
don't go away!!
LP
Look LP if you can't get the hang of opening a simple PM how are you gonna get the hang of a massage???
Geeezzzzzzzzzz
OK, is that sufficiently bossy enough to get a little spanking with the massage lol
oh I should think thats just about enough yes!
technical dificulties overcome.....I hope.......
LP
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh LP, got visions of you in a blind panic keeping Abilene in the thread, while you go and check PMs :lol2: Laffin my sock nuts off here :lol2: Like something out of Fawlty Towers!!!!
argh! *sock-nuts*
psst... dont mention the war!
now then... in-box.... errmm... over here, somewhere....
LP
...i know... sorry... but I am trying!
>>yes yes everyone..."very trying!"....thankyou very much
LP
Quote by Mal

Awwwww Missy..... good try! lol I could do with something to ogle at too! I like a nice wiggling butt....if you see one, give us a yell!!
xanaisx

This one do ya?? :lol:
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Mal
wink
An very nice it is too..........
Can you give it a wiggle for me? Please???
xanaisx
**Big yawn**
**streches arms**
Ah well LP if you cant keep up now I guess I'd better bring someone with me when I get my massage ( which I am serious about by the way wink ) so they can poke you with a stick every now and then to motivate you !!!
Wanna hold the stick Missy ???
Quote by Missy
"Bluddy good looking, and extremely easy going, easy to talk to bloke wants to give someone a rub down, maybe more :twisted: But even if it ain't more, you're gonna come anyway, having had a really nice time out with one of the genuine good guys cool
What more can I say? dunno lol
Now LP, I suggest you clear off for an hour and write "I'm great and need to show off more" 100 times :jagsatwork:

How can you be so certain then?? wink
the stick and the carrot approach eh?
LP
Quote by westerross

"Bluddy good looking, and extremely easy going, easy to talk to bloke wants to give someone a rub down, maybe more :twisted: But even if it ain't more, you're gonna come anyway, having had a really nice time out with one of the genuine good guys cool
What more can I say? dunno lol
Now LP, I suggest you clear off for an hour and write "I'm great and need to show off more" 100 times :jagsatwork:

How can you be so certain then?? wink
rotflmao
Bad Chooon!! smackbottom
Quote by Abilene
**Big yawn**
**streches arms**
Ah well LP if you cant keep up now I guess I'd better bring someone with me when I get my massage ( which I am serious about by the way wink ) so they can poke you with a stick every now and then to motivate you !!!
Wanna hold the stick Missy ???

Oh yessssssssss :twisted: :bounce:
Dunno about a stick tho Abilene - a cattle prod might be better :lol2:
We can talk about him now he's locked in PMs, and no doubt wondering how to get back out of em, once his materpiece is complete lol
I heard that!
(herd?)
LP
Quote by Missy
**Big yawn**
**streches arms**
Ah well LP if you cant keep up now I guess I'd better bring someone with me when I get my massage ( which I am serious about by the way wink ) so they can poke you with a stick every now and then to motivate you !!!
Wanna hold the stick Missy ???

Oh yessssssssss :twisted: :bounce:
Dunno about a stick tho Abilene - a cattle prod might be better :lol2:
We can talk about him now he's locked in PMs, and no doubt wondering how to get back out of em, once his materpiece is complete lol
Cattle prod?!?! Shit ... why didnt you mention pain was a part of the massage ....now where the hell are my car keys at .... dammit ....only one shoe....ah crap....who cares about clothes.....be right there....**thwump**...........
>>>>>who put that flocking door frame there....ouch
Quote by Abilene
**Big yawn**
**streches arms**
Ah well LP if you cant keep up now I guess I'd better bring someone with me when I get my massage ( which I am serious about by the way wink ) so they can poke you with a stick every now and then to motivate you !!!
Wanna hold the stick Missy ???

Oh yessssssssss :twisted: :bounce:
Dunno about a stick tho Abilene - a cattle prod might be better :lol2:
We can talk about him now he's locked in PMs, and no doubt wondering how to get back out of em, once his materpiece is complete lol
Cattle prod?!?! Shit ... why didnt you mention pain was a part of the massage ....now where the hell are my car keys at .... dammit ....only one shoe....ah crap....who cares about clothes.....be right there....**thwump**...........
>>>>>who put that flocking door frame there....ouch
:laughabove: This gal is pure nuts.... bless her! :laughabove:
hehe...
good, innit?
LP
Good look with what your seeking :twisted:
Shaz x
Most kind..... thankyou very much
LP
well....
the offer (hope???) is till there girls & boys...
talking of which, a couple to massage would be fun to...
a challenge even.. how to go about that?
one at a time?
simultaneously?
Blimey... the logistics!
LP
londonplaything
What the hell happened to my massage LP??????? Did I scare ya? :twisted:
Abline you have a PM
scared.. me?
you bet Abi.. absolutely...
but I shall not show any signs of fear...
I shall summons alll my courage.... lol
and... I didnt want to bug you, pester you, or whatever....
but yup!
Offer still there.. absolutely
LP
Alright buddy ... get your massage oils and camera ready and plan a trip this weekend :twisted:
:shock: will do! :twisted:
LP
:shock: will do! :twisted:
LP