I open myself up to a sarcastic response........

7 Mar 2004

.......but maybe amongst the nonsence, there will be one ray of light.....!!!!!!!!
35, chubby(ish), 6ft 1, dark hair (most if it mine), brown eyes and pretty damn o.k.
Kind of frustrated, o.k. very frustrated, and looking to meet up with a female....or to watch a couple....for some uncomplicated safe fun. I am sure that there are a lot of people that visit this site who like me, just want to have a nice orgasm once in a while. Where are you???!!! If you want to know more, why not get in touch
Over and out! North West London

7 Mar 2004

Quote by julester
dark hair (most if it mine)

OK - just so you won't be dissappointed at not getting a sarcastic response
if most of it is yours, who did the rest belong to?
Hugs and good luck!
Alex x x

7 Mar 2004

.....thank you. You did not dissapoint.....and put a smile on my face!

7 Mar 2004

Good, that is my reason for being here - room clown!

8 Mar 2004

Quote by julester
I open myself up to a sarcastic response

Better brace yourself while I slip one in then.. wink

lhk
Kat

9 Mar 2004

....KitKat for making me smile.....the 2nd time someone has done that in this Forum....
If you would like to turn the sarcasm into real fun..........???!!!

9 Mar 2004

Quote by julester
just want to have a nice orgasm once in a while.

Well what is a not nice one then? So far mine have always been pretty fantastic :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

9 Mar 2004

Sorry. What is an orgasm??? confused

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Is it age or lack of opportunity, or does my memory just fail me?

9 Mar 2004

.....for thinking that replies of any sort (to-date) means that I am just a little bit liked? Or am I totally deluded?
O.K. my e-mail (hint is not being bombarded and I have not yet entered into wild passionate....ok....any....sex but I still feel cared for.
Is somebody out there not just a little bit tempted by my wit. No? O.K. carry on being sarcastic because I will be tempted to post in the future.
So want to use an emoticon but feel I have been on this board long enough to deserve it :-)

9 Mar 2004

Julester
stick around and keep the humour going - you'll do ok!
big hugs, Alex x x x

10 Mar 2004

........I will be relgated to page 2 and that my friends, would be a disaster.