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I think Blue is in a dream-world !!!

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Warming the Bed
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hi,any ladies like to meet sat/sun daytime for some hot fun,are you a football or fishing etc widow?,have some fun your not getting of your old man,i love giving o to orgasm,unhurried forplay for your pleasure,whenwas the last time you were licked for ages etc,iam very,very discrete,age,looks size dosnt matter,lets have some fun,by
Sex God
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I'm glad the content of the message made some sense cos I could not make head nor tail of the title! :shock:
However, this is a swingers site, why are you assuming that everyone is cheating!!!
rolleyes
Warming the Bed
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please dont think all on this site are single or have partners permission,you are in a dream world,as for tile may be it could have been better,but ltd for space!
Sex God
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U hear that blue? You're in a dream world!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
Sexlightened
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I'm a pc widow, does that count? dunno
Sex God
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Quote by alldaylover
please dont think all on this site are single or have partners permission,you are in a dream world,as for tile may be it could have been better,but ltd for space!

Dream world???? :shock: Nah mate, if you think a post like that is going to get you a shag, it is definately you that is the dreamer around here! You couldn't even begin to dream about what I am going to do at the weekend :rascal: , but good luck anyway :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Warming the Bed
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read your ads for women looking for men and you will find not all are married or have partners permission,come on get real,i may not get a shag but at least i got your att!
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if your looking to pick an argument with Bluexxx you've lost already! :sparring:
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I have made a slight alteration to the title. Don't worry - It will get you plenty of attention !!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have made a slight alteration to the title. Don't worry - It will get you plenty of attention !!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Like a lamb to the slaughter!!........
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Quote by manofmuchfun
read your ads for women looking for men and you will find not all are married or have partners permission,come on get real,i may not get a shag but at least i got your att!

you only got our attention by the title of your ad ! the rest dont say much !
as true swingers and the respect we give people many of us here get all the shags we need without advertising ! good luck !
well said that manofmuchfun respect+trust+love=great sex wink
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have made a slight alteration to the title. Don't worry - It will get you plenty of attention !!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

OMG :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
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Quote by alldaylover
read your ads for women looking for men and you will find not all are married or have partners permission,come on get real,i may not get a shag but at least i got your att!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did I say all the fems on the ads were married - NO
Did I say they all had their partners permission - NO
I asked why you assumed that all the women on this forum were cheaters, as that is what your post implied.
I'll let you work out how my interpretation of your post and your interpretation of mine differ.
Phew, that should give me plenty of time to carry on dreaming..
Dream, dream, dream..... dream, dream dream...... that's a song isn't it????
:haha:
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mad But what was the original title! :x
read your ads for women looking for men and you will find not all are married or have partners permission,come on get real,i may not get a shag but at least i got your att!
:shock: And this is important to you ......... why?
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I think you should invite him this Saturday Blue then we can all play with him :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by bluexxx
Dream, dream, dream..... dream, dream dream...... that's a song isn't it????
:haha:
No, you would be thinking of:
Dream Dream Dream ........ Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, .....Dreeeeeeeaaaam
lhk
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Quote by KitKat
No, you would be thinking of:
Dream Dream Dream ........ Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, .....Dreeeeeeeaaaam
lhk

That's the one! cool 8-) 8-) 8-)
Warming the Bed
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iam afraid i couldnt tell if the the emoticons where you or not if only they had glasses on
Sex God
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I cry, cry at the funeral of the English language. May it rest in peace.
Sex God
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:violin: :violin: :violin: me too zootle, me too :cry:
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Quote by alldaylover
very discrete

dis·crete ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-skrt)
adj.
1. Constituting a separate thing. See Synonyms at distinct.
2. Consisting of unconnected distinct parts.
3. Mathematics. Defined for a finite or countable set of values; not continuous.
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
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Can't help yourself can you?
:P
Sex God
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so whats the difference between discrete and discreet again?!?!? lol
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
very discrete

dis·crete ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-skrt)
adj.
1. Constituting a separate thing. See Synonyms at distinct.
2. Consisting of unconnected distinct parts.
3. Mathematics. Defined for a finite or countable set of values; not continuous.
mad :x :x :x :x :x :x
Perhaps he's separated?
Steve
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Quote by xxdevil69
U hear that blue? You're in a dream world!!!! lol :lol: :lol:

She's always in my dreams anyway...... surprised
Have a great night Blue, Satin and chums....One day I'll get there. wink
BTW...It's nice to see KitKat around again....Much love to both of you xxx
Warming the Bed
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wait till you all see my next post!,at least it will give you all somthing to read, thats all folks,you all come back i didnt know you had to have a good command of the english language to swing!.you all take care,bye lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BTW...It's nice to see KitKat around again....Much love to both of you xxx
Hey Biker, have you got all the tar and feathers off your leathers yet?
Quote by alldaylover
wait till you all see my next post!,at least it will give you all somthing to read, thats all folks,you all come back i didnt know you had to have a good command of the english language to swing!.you all take care,bye
Unless Mal picks up on the dare before you get the chance. :twisted:
Mal, double dare you! - go on, you know you want to. :twisted: :twisted:
lhk
Kat