I suppose that means:
1. I shouldn't lurk around SH Towers all the time I'm not working.
2. Park up for the night in any dark laybyes where naughty peeps lurk and leave the curtains open in my truck with an interior spotlight on whilst I get my kit off in preparation for making a total slut of myself.
3. Indicate in any way on my IM that I might be prepared to chat or go on my webcam in order to titillate anyone who likes to view such an exhibitionist slapper.
4. Post ANYTHING at all in SH Forum which could possibly lead anyone to the conclusion that I make a habit of hanging out in such seedy places.
Errr Nope!! I'm definitely not going to do any of those naughty, naughty things, ok? :undecided:
In case you're not sure in any way as to exactly what I mean, you can get in touch with me to discuss it further if you want. It doesn't matter if you're a single M, F, or a couple, you'll all get the same response (I don't discriminate). :twisted: :twisted:
You'll find me as or on IM (same handle).
Just so there's no mistaking me for any other (inferior) Bi Male Slapper who might be lurking around the place, you can view my photo ads 132884 and 103087
Oh and by the way!! If you're the nicker who knicked two pairs of my knicks recently when I was, er, otherwise engaged outside Northampton the other night, I suppose I should feel flattered, but it might have been more fun if you'd just asked me!!
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