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hehe
Hopes for an appropraite response... lol
fears the worst!!!! :cry:
Lives in Hope wink
Thinks: a "nope!" :!:
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fembernie
Casanova
What are you actually saying rolleyes If you have idle hands I have loads of housework you could come round and do lol
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i can wield an iron >rarely on my own clothing rolleyes <
though not sure a feather duster suits me!
LP
....and as for polishing boots, or handling ya *smalls*.... wellll!....
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Quote by LondonPlaything
Lives in Hope wink
LP

more like 'lives too far away' mad
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
more like 'lives too far away' mad

...cupboard doors creak open.. drawers are rifled... spiders fearlessly brushed aside... :shock:
dark recesses and hidden, damp corners explored!
tadaahhhh
Stout walking boots and ruck-sack...
heads for hills
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Yeah well, speed it up English boy I've got work tonight :dry:
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work?
Ha!
a week and half Hols here!!! Take that, Taffy!
however...
>throws rucksack and boots back to the spiders<
and leaps on bike (mountain bike.. appropriate for the forieghn terrain?) wonders whether or not to invest in lycra (purely for *propper* look on cycle)
and peddles like stink!
LP
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Quote by LondonPlaything
work?
Ha!
a week and half Hols here!!! Take that, Taffy!
however...
>throws rucksack and boots back to the spiders<
and leaps on bike (mountain bike.. appropriate for the forieghn terrain?) wonders whether or not to invest in lycra (purely for *propper* look on cycle)
and peddles like stink!
LP

I'll give you 'Taffy'! smackbottom as for the rough terrain, they've spent a fortune of our taxes resurfacing the M4 I'll have you know so get peddling ! poke
I wonder how much they charge for pushbikes at the tolls? rolleyes
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M4??
Motorway????...pushbikes and motorways dont mix!
bugger!
country roads it is...
unless...... if there is now a major road heading that far into Strange Territories... Do Bus Companies run into the BadLands?
Trains even?
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You've been living in the big smoke too long hunni. I think the fumes from the power station and the barking from the dogs home as finally adled your brain ( or should that be the fumes from the dogs homes? confused )
Don't make me come over there smackbottom
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Don't make me come over there smackbottom

oh...why not? :twisted:
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>>>>shakes watch and raises it to ear...Yup... still working<<<<
is the a *twiddles thumbs* emoticon here?
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Well I've been sat here all day waiting for you to come peddling like a bitch over the hills but no bleeding sign of you confused
One road! That's all it is ! Hardly rocket science is it? :doh:
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bus?
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I'm off to work soon so too naffing late now sad
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ahh...
Night Bus!
rolleyes
ok ok
gorrrn
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........................twiddle.......................
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Quote by LondonPlaything
........................twiddle.......................

So twiddling is the new wanking? dunno that's what it looks like you're doing rotflmao
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its a dirty job, but....etc etc redface