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hi im paul 31 from london, middlesex actually anyway im looking for some safe sexy fun with an older women. im a single male who is 6ft tall med build short dark hair with green eyes . im good company to be with clean and healthy and im into all forms of safe sexy fun so girls over to you , im waiting for your replies wink
my ad number is 37679 if you wanna check out my pic
I'm not an over-35 year old female, but I read it anyway, I'm sooooooo naughty :evil2:
I'm not over 35 either, but like Blue i'm nosey! I had to reply, there's nothng worse than nosey people with nothing to
I'm WELL over 35 but don't give a toss!
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Mmmm, thinks Sappho speculatively. I'm over 35 and feel 18. Does that count or not?
p.s in london its nearly £3 for a pint that should keep you all away with some luck............any geniuine southeners here or london people who wanna get in touch fell free........no northeners plz mad
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I'm WELL over 35 but don't give a toss!
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That's a shame Jags, cause I'm sure you are wonderful at it. smile
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p.s in london its nearly £3 for a pint that should keep you all away with some luck............any geniuine southeners here or london people who wanna get in touch fell free........no northeners plz mad

Is that racist? - No Northerners? I take it you won't want an invite for the next Northern Munch then?
Mal
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Well over 35 here too, but a northerner and proud of it.
Not a racist - a regionalist comment - report him to the commission for regional equality!
Yes - passports needed at the next NW one. Don't want those southern softies coming up and drinking our cheap (but better quality) beer do we.
PS apologies to the nice southerners on here.
Alex x x x
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...........any geniuine (genuine?) southeners (southerners?) here or london people who wanna get in touch fell (feel?) free........no northeners (northerners?) plz mad

proud northerner who can spell.. wink
steve
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Oh dear Steve
Not commenting on people's spelling again are you?
That got you in trouble with Tyrese the other day!
Alex x
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That got you in trouble with Tyrese the other day!
Alex x

Not heard from the Freestyler for a while... maybe he's got a particularly tough case on..
steve
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I think he'd have trouble with his 'brief'case nevermind anything which requires speech!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
No Northerners?????
Does HornyLondon not want to have fun then? Seems not :shock: . I live with a Southern softie, and yes, he really is soft rolleyes .
Northerners ROCK 8)
Now, where does North end and South begin, and how do we define Midlanders?
OK, another thread hijaked but ummmmm, ooooops!
See blue
This THS (Thread Hijacking Syndrome) is contagious!
Yes, northeners rock... and I wouldn't mind a roll either. smile
hello i did not mean to upset our freinds the north ect but there seems to be a lack of london ,middlesex people here im just looking for some local people to chat to ect oh and p.s im a southern shandy drinking girl with no tatoos who wears long sleeve shirts in the winter to keep warm
hi andy wakefield are you the rock star bono from u2 and if you are can i have your autograph please.... 8)
and is it true that "you still havent found what your looking for"
sorry about that andy but you look like bono to me
It's OK - we don't take offence easily up here.
We aren't wusses.
Yes - he does have a look of Bono!
Wow I've never been confused with a rock star before. smile
You can have my autograph, but I don't think its worth much. biggrin
andy are you from the place "where the streets have no name" lol
I think the streets have names, I just don't know many of them - I have only lived here a short while, and am rubbish at directions and geography anyway. I got an "Unclassified" grade in Geog at school. lol
Thats probably why I still havent found what I'm looking for. :mrgreen:
hi alexandra (hope i spelt that correctly , im shite at spelling but you already know that ) i dont mean to offend you but theres a lack of londoners here cor blimey guvnor me old cockney sparrow looks like i,ll have to jump in me old jam jar and go up north where it all goes on . p.s come on you chelsea
andy im sure you got plenty of "desire" for the "sweetest thing" when you "walk on" through a town "where the streets have no name" with your "pride " held high on a "beautiful day" you suddenly get " stuck in a moment" when "moving in mysterious ways" on the opposite side of the street is an "angel of harlem" and she cant live "with or without you" , you then get some "elevation" on a "sunday bloody sunday" ............ ive run out of U2 songs now anyhow i think your bono ............
Wowee Horny - well done!!!!!
Very impressive U2 recall there!
And no way could you offend me, petal!
cheers alexandrea there one of my fav groups real music ..........
You missed out Party Girl - I'd have thought you could have slipped that in somewhere :shock: 8)
Oh, and Sunday Bloody Sunday, but probably a good job you missed that one!
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You missed out Party Girl - I'd have thought you could have slipped that in somewhere :shock: 8)
Oh, and Sunday Bloody Sunday, but probably a good job you missed that one!

... and no mention of Gloria..
steve
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fancy me missing out party girl are there any here smile
i was trying to think how to get gloria and sunday bloody sunday in with out causing offence and upsetting you nice peeps here