Like the title says I'll not dress it up - i would like to have sex with women i find attractive, right thats out in the open, cards on the table etc, thats my end game so to speak, thats why the majority of people came to this board in the first place, however thats not all i want. (but would "settle"* (see below)for no strings playing)
I would also love to gain a friend. Someone i can talk to, interact with, have silly little jokes with (got a funny sense of humour), Someone i can go to the pics with to enjoy a film, someone i can ring up for a chat, basically a relationship with out the trust and fidelity issues found in "normal" relationships. Thats my real goal, but would take the odd fling of lust along the way!!
Anyway as you've probably guessed my name is Andy and i am from the North East - the Whitley Bay area to be more precise. I am 29 nee Brad Pitt but no Bernard Manning either! Not going to get into penis size cause at the end of the day i don't want the rest of the guys on here thinking they aren't real men ;)
I am 5'10 in good condition physically, but I've been told over and over again my best attribute is my sense of humour, dunno why cause i can't tell a joke to save my life!
I am separated and unattached, but have an excellent Social life with the lads, but am missing that bit of closeness but not ready for a full on relationship - also find the "one night stand" scene a bit repetative - no matter who it's with the steps to the dance are all the same!! Ive met a few people from here but never played with active members so hey one off may be different an exciting from here, if thats all you're interested in i'll let you twist my arm if you ask nicely!
You're probably bored of me wittering on so much, anything else you'd like to know just shout and I'll answer asap,
take care
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*settle is a poor choice of wording!- sorry couldn't think of anything else- i am just a thick Geordie!
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I'll not dress it up.............. (North East)
Sex God
Quote by AndyS-NE
damn my diction, grammar and comprehension is poor!
But the words and the meaning are not poor,
Lovely post AndyS-NE, hope you find exactly what you are looking for
Sexpert
Nice post, almost makes you wish you lived in the north east, :thumbup:
So very nice to see a male setting his wares out on the stall instead of all the corny one liners.
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B n H
So very nice to see a male setting his wares out on the stall instead of all the corny one liners.
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B n H
Sex God
We've met Andy at a couple of social events and in real life he is as nice as he sounds in his posting!
Shel and John
Shel and John
Sex God
Can we put this in a frame and stick it on the wall as an example to all of the other LMU posters? This is how it is done.
If I was a woman, Andy, you would have scored.
If I was a woman, Andy, you would have scored.
Quote by novice1
I'll let the week day crew have a look then let it die!!
Night shift might just be logging in?
:dunno: Oh to be single and 20 years younger. :grin: :grin:
Never said i wouldn't meet couples, and theres no age range i am looking for ;)
LLike i said originally i am a shallow being and would like to play with women i find attractive whether a couple / single girl, just may ultimate "goal" is the latter part of my post
Don't come over as too fussy do i!!
