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Im fed up just watching dvds, when i could be having sex?

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Forum Virgin
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Is there anyone out wanting to have sex, who is feeling like they will explode unless there doing it all day and night, well if you contact we could be at it right now, so anyone who reads this add, and feels that way get in touch with me.
Andrew X
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know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites
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know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites

???
What do you mean, Quietmale?
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know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites

???
What do you mean, Quietmale?
He means he's been a member for 10 days and hasn't been offered a shag yet rolleyes
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know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites

???
What do you mean, Quietmale?
He means he's been a member for 10 days and hasn't been offered a shag yet rolleyes
Well that just ain't right!
Is this a swinging site or isn't it?
Someone step up here!
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Quote by Freckledbird
know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites

???
What do you mean, Quietmale?
He means he's been a member for 10 days and hasn't been offered a shag yet rolleyes
rotflmao
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Someone step up here!

The combined "larder/living room" backdrop kinda takes the ambience out of the portrait don't you think?
wtf is that a bottle of? salad cream?
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Someone step up here!

The combined "larder/living room" backdrop kinda takes the ambience out of the portrait don't you think?
wtf is that a bottle of? salad cream?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
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know what you mean andrew but it seems this site is a closed shop only the certain few get the invites

yeah and I'm knackered....... rolleyes
Forum Virgin
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So is anyone interested in helping me out is what im saying?. Do i have to make it more?.
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Why should anyone have to "help you out"???
The people who get the most out of this site, interact with the other members....chat in the chat room/forums, go to munches/socials...these are the ones that have the successful meets/friendships..
I cant imagine many would want to meet a stranger to help them out!!!
dunno
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thanks fo proving my point kidsjust another pointless bunch glad i am on the outside looking in if you lot are anything to go by
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thanks fo proving my point kidsjust another pointless bunch glad i am on the outside looking in if you lot are anything to go by

rolleyes
Sex God
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thanks fo proving my point kidsjust another pointless bunch glad i am on the outside looking in if you lot are anything to go by

Actually the point being made is that you came to that conclusion after being on the site for a whole 10 day....
thanks for the sweeping generalisation...
as sara-gra have said, you do get out of the site what you put in..... what have you put in so far? if you were expecting people to just lie down and take off there knickers for you, then I think you are going to be seriously disappointed.....
The people who get the most out of this site, DO interact with the other members.... DO chat in the chat room/forums, DO go to munches/socials...these are the ones that have the successful meets/friendships..
so 4 posts and one week in to be so negative and to think you know the site isn't really going to help you.........
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Look I'm a big fat bloke with a beer belly and a small dick, I'm also no oil painting. But I've had successful meetings off this site and have also had a few shags.
If I can do it, anybody can! :twisted:
Forum Virgin
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Member not found!Sorry, we couldn't find that member in the database!!

...and thus he was gone. Nice, sensible advice from the last two posters that would have benefitted him immensely too.
I'm sure it's for the best. wink
Sex God
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Member not found!Sorry, we couldn't find that member in the database!!

...and thus he was gone. Nice, sensible advice from the last two posters that would have benefitted him immensely too.
I'm sure it's for the best. wink
I saw that as well and thought Oh well......He'll be even quieter now :lol2: