First, I want to say that I'm very good at being nervous and not getting to the point. And not only did I want to say that, but I now have. So that's all good then.
Secondly, I've been a member for quite a while now, but other than some avoiding the whole sex thing posts on the general board once in a mauve moon, and perving over the cams, I really haven't done much to make use of this site. So I'm fairly oblivious to how to write a successful ad. In fact, consider this more or a plea for editing and constructive criticism than an ad, because I suspect it will greatly need it!
And without futher ado, the advert. In a probably very loose definition of the word advert.
I'm 30, single, male, straight and not entirely sure what I'm looking for. There, that's a great start isn't it? I know that as I'm really still unsure about taking my socks off, let alone dipping my toes in, I'd rather not be involved with a couple or attached female. So I guess that narrows it down to I'm looking for single women. I don't currently accom and am not a fan of hotels, but I'm happy to travel up to 45 minutes or so (possibly more depending). I also don't have a mobile - Best to get that out the way now, as I was accused of being married because I didn't have a brain frying need to always be contactable wherever I am.
One offs are fine, in fact more than fine at times, but if the chemistry is there then multiple offs and maybe even an element of conversation and friendship wouldn't go amiss. I'm not looking for a relationship, and nor would I appreciate finding myself sneakily placed in one. So a fuck buddy or two (or more if I have the stamina and immense good fortune) is probably my ideal situation. Oh, it should go without saying, but after a recent experience (elsewhere) I feel the need to say it - I'm not interested in drawn out msn, phone or email contact, especially not if it's then revealed that there never was any intention to meet from the very outset.
Right, so that's sort of what I might want and not want, I suppose I ought to now amaze with my physical details. Imagine Hercules and Adonis had a Twins (the movie) style mating (could be an interesting Hollywood prequel). I'd be the Danny Devito. OK, that's not entirely true, I have much more hair and I'm a fair bit taller, but I would consider myself average. Not bad looking apparently, but I'm not entirely sure whether "Oh, you're lovely and soft" was a compliment or not last time someone hugged me! Though by the time I've finished typing this Ill probably have also finished the diet, and have the body of an Olympian sex god. Or that could be me thinking of the prequel idea again.
So, if there's any single women in the area who have managed to read all that and think I might be worth a try, can I suggest you contact me before your next therepy session?
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