Apparently, the Oxford crew seem to have acquired a reputation as the hardest, horniest swingers this side of the Dales. Personally, I find this hard to believe as the North has the monopoly on gorgeous, buxom women, it's a scientific fact. My colleague, Londonwolfie, disagrees with my findings and insists Oxford is the place for 'intense activity' with 'full-figured women'. Such a find would be a great boon to my research and we could then start my life's work; A scheme to relocate a selection of these women to the south to make up for the dreadfully low numbers of BBW's in the south that are actually 'up for it'.
So you can see my dilemma. We need to ascertain exactly where the hottest ladies are. This is a task that can only be completed with thorough research and investigation. Professor Wolfie and Myself will be conducting a two part 'pole' (geddit?...never mind) starting in Bury on the Friday night at Partners and then onto Oxford on the Saturday. We will start our research somewhere around xxxxxxxxx. Previous research seems to point to a high level of activity there, plus there's a 'school-disco' theme night at the Beehive, woot! Will we find any frisky females, or generous couples in Oxford willing to help with our research, or will the North win by default? Remember ladies, this is all in the interests of science and the advancement of our cause, me and Wolfie is proper Professors with diplomas and stuff. We got lab coats and everything.
Come on, you gotta admit, it's a lot more interesting than 'looking for fun in Oxford this Saturday'.
Mods Edit: taken location out. Great Post though :thumbup:
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Best of luck Mike2mike.
I think you're right about the North having the monopoly on gorgeous, buxom women, but that's also because they seem to be more confident about themselves. Down South are some really gorgeous BBWs but they're more difficult to find and seem to be more discreet about they're activities. Oxford in particular is even more difficult unless you happen to know someone, who knows someone.
Oxford might be the place for intense activity but it's much more difficult to find. I think the real problem is not only finding the women but finding the ones who are 'up for it'. They do exist but you really have to do more intense research as they seem to be more hidden.
Hope you succeed in your search and I'd be very interested in your results. If there's anyway that I can be of help please feel free to PM me.
8-) 8-)
I think you're right about the North having the monopoly on gorgeous, buxom women, but that's also because they seem to be more confident about themselves. Down South are some really gorgeous BBWs but they're more difficult to find and seem to be more discreet about they're activities. Oxford in particular is even more difficult unless you happen to know someone, who knows someone.
Oxford might be the place for intense activity but it's much more difficult to find. I think the real problem is not only finding the women but finding the ones who are 'up for it'. They do exist but you really have to do more intense research as they seem to be more hidden.
Hope you succeed in your search and I'd be very interested in your results. If there's anyway that I can be of help please feel free to PM me.
8-) 8-) Quote by Mike2mike
Apparently, the Oxford crew seem to have acquired a reputation as the hardest, horniest swingers this side of the Dales. Personally, I find this hard to believe as the North has the monopoly on gorgeous, buxom women, it's a scientific fact. My colleague, Londonwolfie, disagrees with my findings and insists Oxford is the place for 'intense activity' with 'full-figured women'. Such a find would be a great boon to my research and we could then start my life's work; A scheme to relocate a selection of these women to the south to make up for the dreadfully low numbers of BBW's in the south that are actually 'up for it'.
So you can see my dilemma. We need to ascertain exactly where the hottest ladies are. This is a task that can only be completed with thorough research and investigation. Professor Wolfie and Myself will be conducting a two part 'pole' (geddit?...never mind) starting in Bury on the Friday night at Partners and then onto Oxford on the Saturday. We will start our research somewhere around xxxxxxxxxx. Previous research seems to point to a high level of activity there, plus there's a 'school-disco' theme night at the Beehive, woot! Will we find any frisky females, or generous couples in Oxford willing to help with our research, or will the North win by default? Remember ladies, this is all in the interests of science and the advancement of our cause, me and Wolfie is proper Professors with diplomas and stuff. We got lab coats and everything.
Come on, you gotta admit, it's a lot more interesting than 'looking for fun in Oxford this Saturday'.
Bloody brilliant post, by the way! :thumbup:
Sex God
Quote by Mike2mike
Apparently, the Oxford crew seem to have acquired a reputation as the hardest, horniest swingers this side of the Dales. Personally, I find this hard to believe as the North has the monopoly on gorgeous, buxom women, it's a scientific fact. My colleague, Londonwolfie, disagrees with my findings and insists Oxford is the place for 'intense activity' with 'full-figured women'. Such a find would be a great boon to my research and we could then start my life's work; A scheme to relocate a selection of these women to the south to make up for the dreadfully low numbers of BBW's in the south that are actually 'up for it'.
So you can see my dilemma. We need to ascertain exactly where the hottest ladies are. This is a task that can only be completed with thorough research and investigation. Professor Wolfie and Myself will be conducting a two part 'pole' (geddit?...never mind) starting in Bury on the Friday night at Partners and then onto Oxford on the Saturday. We will start our research somewhere around xxxxxxxxx. Previous research seems to point to a high level of activity there, plus there's a 'school-disco' theme night at the Beehive, woot! Will we find any frisky females, or generous couples in Oxford willing to help with our research, or will the North win by default? Remember ladies, this is all in the interests of science and the advancement of our cause, me and Wolfie is proper Professors with diplomas and stuff. We got lab coats and everything.
Come on, you gotta admit, it's a lot more interesting than 'looking for fun in Oxford this Saturday'.
Mods Edit: taken location out. Great Post though :thumbup:
:thumbup: Ace post! And, were I in Bury or Oxford, I would be happy... nay, delighted, to assist you in your quest for the scientific truth.
Go forth and conquer... your country's science needs you!!
Nola x
p.s. the North will win - no doubt!
brilliant post but.......having been born and breed in oxford and you two having degree's you would know a third of the town are studants.......another third are under 18yrs....so it only leaves a few of us to swing and some off us have kids so swing 'part time'. so sorry if we fail your task, good luck in your science project.i would hate to think im in a compatition though, as i love swinging. its already a proven fact that southeners are reserved and northeners are welcoming. 
Master of Sex
Would love to help you with your science project but Oxford is WAYYYYY too far North for me
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
I do have to agree that we are all in the NORTH!!!!
and BBW_lover....by saying we are easier to find....are ya trying to say us northern lasses are all exhibitionists??:lol: :lol: :lol:
can vouch for BBW_lover BTW...hes pretty much an expert in tha art of the luscious BBW finding
Awwwwww! Thanks hun
But you're a perfect example of what I was trying to say. You're a gorgeous BBW, but you're up North, not down here.
Sex God
Quote by Mandybigboobs
brilliant post but.......having been born and breed in oxford and you two having degree's you would know a third of the town are studants.......another third are under 18yrs....so it only leaves a few of us to swing and some off us have kids so swing 'part time'. so sorry if we fail your task, good luck in your science project.i would hate to think im in a compatition though, as i love swinging. its already a proven fact that southeners are reserved and northeners are welcoming.
Too true! :thumbup:
… and you're ONE of the few gorgeous BBWs down here.
We were talking about this yesterday weren't we hunie?
I'm from the north originally and been down in Oxford since I was 13, so I guess I picked up some of the "southern reserve" ??
There are some lovely BBW's in Oxford, I chat to some of them in the BBW room on server one most days, and the people that love BBW too, and most of them seem to be south of Watford Gap...
It is a confidence thing.. I have been ribbed for my size most of my life down here, and it's only recently I have really accepted that being a cuddly lady is still very attractive and sexy. Thank you hunie for giving me confidence to be me..
Anyway, on to the OP... Shame I'm busy at the weekend.... and shame you're not coming down the week after to the Oxford BBW meet... I think you will be missing a great night....
I'm from the north originally and been down in Oxford since I was 13, so I guess I picked up some of the "southern reserve" ??
There are some lovely BBW's in Oxford, I chat to some of them in the BBW room on server one most days, and the people that love BBW too, and most of them seem to be south of Watford Gap...
It is a confidence thing.. I have been ribbed for my size most of my life down here, and it's only recently I have really accepted that being a cuddly lady is still very attractive and sexy. Thank you hunie for giving me confidence to be me..
Anyway, on to the OP... Shame I'm busy at the weekend.... and shame you're not coming down the week after to the Oxford BBW meet... I think you will be missing a great night....
Am I one of them hunie???
Too true! :thumbup:
… and you're ONE of the few gorgeous BBWs down here.
Quote by bbw_lover
brilliant post but.......having been born and breed in oxford and you two having degree's you would know a third of the town are studants.......another third are under 18yrs....so it only leaves a few of us to swing and some off us have kids so swing 'part time'. so sorry if we fail your task, good luck in your science project.i would hate to think im in a compatition though, as i love swinging. its already a proven fact that southeners are reserved and northeners are welcoming.
Too true! :thumbup:
… and you're ONE of the few gorgeous BBWs down here.
Sex God
Quote by Misskitty_2008
Am I one of them hunie???
brilliant post but.......having been born and breed in oxford and you two having degree's you would know a third of the town are studants.......another third are under 18yrs....so it only leaves a few of us to swing and some off us have kids so swing 'part time'. so sorry if we fail your task, good luck in your science project.i would hate to think im in a compatition though, as i love swinging. its already a proven fact that southeners are reserved and northeners are welcoming.
Too true! :thumbup:
… and you're ONE of the few gorgeous BBWs down here.
You're just looking for compliments
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: hey mike, good way to go about getting a shag from an oxford gal.
there are many bbws in oxford let me tell you young man lol. there are 6 that i know of that will be attending the oxford social, should have put your name down and youd have met us . admittedly im not whats called a hardened swinger, but i am a bbw, i am from oxford, i do swing but as and when i choose and with whom i choose. cos im a fussy old oxonian . lol good luck with your surveyxxxxxxxxxxxx
there are many bbws in oxford let me tell you young man lol. there are 6 that i know of that will be attending the oxford social, should have put your name down and youd have met us . admittedly im not whats called a hardened swinger, but i am a bbw, i am from oxford, i do swing but as and when i choose and with whom i choose. cos im a fussy old oxonian . lol good luck with your surveyxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well, I have just returned from the survey area and will now report my findings. After attending the party in Bury on the Friday, my theory was simply reinforced. I had an fantastic time talking to many gorgeous shapely women, many of which were only too pleased to take part in my survey once they had seen me test apparatus.
Things weren't looking so good in Oxford on the Saturday. To observe our subjects closer, Proffessor Wolfie and myself, swapped our lab coats for school uniforms for the themed night at the Beehive. This change of outfit was for purely scientific reasons and had nothing to do with me wanting to expsose my calves to the general populace. There were many lovely ladies there, but none that we would class as BBW. Dejected, we ordered a kebab for dissection and made our way back to our temporary lab.
When we returned, my luck improved. Waiting for us was a beautiful BBW, who shall be referred to as Subject 'J'. I had known J before but not in this scientific sense. On hearing about my research and the successes in the North, she simply dragged me out into the garden at 0330 and shagged my brains out. On a trampoline, no less.
This one act has thrown my findings into disarray. It shows a level of cunning, inventiveness and sheer sexual savagery that I could never measure on my clipboard. The results are thus so far, inconclusive. I will give my test apparatus a rest for a few days and venture forth again. All in the interests of science. Obviously.
Things weren't looking so good in Oxford on the Saturday. To observe our subjects closer, Proffessor Wolfie and myself, swapped our lab coats for school uniforms for the themed night at the Beehive. This change of outfit was for purely scientific reasons and had nothing to do with me wanting to expsose my calves to the general populace. There were many lovely ladies there, but none that we would class as BBW. Dejected, we ordered a kebab for dissection and made our way back to our temporary lab.
When we returned, my luck improved. Waiting for us was a beautiful BBW, who shall be referred to as Subject 'J'. I had known J before but not in this scientific sense. On hearing about my research and the successes in the North, she simply dragged me out into the garden at 0330 and shagged my brains out. On a trampoline, no less.
This one act has thrown my findings into disarray. It shows a level of cunning, inventiveness and sheer sexual savagery that I could never measure on my clipboard. The results are thus so far, inconclusive. I will give my test apparatus a rest for a few days and venture forth again. All in the interests of science. Obviously.
Sex God
Quote by Mike2mike
Well, I have just returned from the survey area and will now report my findings. After attending the party in Bury on the Friday, my theory was simply reinforced. I had an fantastic time talking to many gorgeous shapely women, many of which were only too pleased to take part in my survey once they had seen me test apparatus.
Things weren't looking so good in Oxford on the Saturday. To observe our subjects closer, Proffessor Wolfie and myself, swapped our lab coats for school uniforms for the themed night at the Beehive. This change of outfit was for purely scientific reasons and had nothing to do with me wanting to expsose my calves to the general populace. There were many lovely ladies there, but none that we would class as BBW. Dejected, we ordered a kebab for dissection and made our way back to our temporary lab.
When we returned, my luck improved. Waiting for us was a beautiful BBW, who shall be referred to as Subject 'J'. I had known J before but not in this scientific sense. On hearing about my research and the successes in the North, she simply dragged me out into the garden at 0330 and shagged my brains out. On a trampoline, no less.
This one act has thrown my findings into disarray. It shows a level of cunning, inventiveness and sheer sexual savagery that I could never measure on my clipboard. The results are thus so far, inconclusive. I will give my test apparatus a rest for a few days and venture forth again. All in the interests of science. Obviously.
Sod the resting of test apparatus... get yerself into the Cafe section of the Forum young fellermelad and post away!! You are simply hilarious!!
Oh and can we have more advance warning of the next experiment so we Northerners can prepare to conquer?!Nola xx
Quote by Mike2mike
Well, I have just returned from the survey area and will now report my findings. After attending the party in Bury on the Friday, my theory was simply reinforced. I had an fantastic time talking to many gorgeous shapely women, many of which were only too pleased to take part in my survey once they had seen me test apparatus.
Things weren't looking so good in Oxford on the Saturday. To observe our subjects closer, Proffessor Wolfie and myself, swapped our lab coats for school uniforms for the themed night at the Beehive. This change of outfit was for purely scientific reasons and had nothing to do with me wanting to expsose my calves to the general populace. There were many lovely ladies there, but none that we would class as BBW. Dejected, we ordered a kebab for dissection and made our way back to our temporary lab.
When we returned, my luck improved. Waiting for us was a beautiful BBW, who shall be referred to as Subject 'J'. I had known J before but not in this scientific sense. On hearing about my research and the successes in the North, she simply dragged me out into the garden at 0330 and shagged my brains out. On a trampoline, no less.
This one act has thrown my findings into disarray. It shows a level of cunning, inventiveness and sheer sexual savagery that I could never measure on my clipboard. The results are thus so far, inconclusive. I will give my test apparatus a rest for a few days and venture forth again. All in the interests of science. Obviously.
well mike all i can say about friday nite was it wa s bloddy fanstastic even though i say it u will just bneed to come back for a repeat porformance lol if u can handle it so let us no when lol take care and glad u hade a great weekend even though we was dancing with a towel on u and thongs om me what a sight eh lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
