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I've given up waiting for a woman with a strap on.

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I want my arse fucked and there seems to be either no women with a strap on around, or I have to wait. So a bloke or cross dresser it is
I'm based in Croydon, but can travel most of the south east
I want my arse fucking asap and I'm available late tomorrow evening and daytime next week.
If your interested in fucking my arse (once or a few times) PM me so we can arrange a meeting.
I can't accomodate, but I'm happy for outdoors if you know somewhere quiet (I might know somewhere)
Hope to hear soon
Oh, my Giddy Aunt...! rolleyes
I WANT IT AND I WANT IT NOW!!!
You sound just like my 13 year old... Ever thought of getting to know someone a bit first?
Here's a tip... don't sound so desparate and maybe, just maybe, someone might listen to you...
Hxx
You don't even know me and you've judged me. sad
Friendly
Sorry should I chat on here for ages before I put a post like this, I missed it in the forum rules. smile
I've been browsing the Ads for the last 2 months and placing adverts and getting let down by timewasters.
I've seen people get responses in here, so I thought I would post here with a little bit of my reasoning behind it and also it lets people know that it would be my first time with a bloke.
I apologise for starting a thread :)
Nearlythere... I only judge people by their actions.
Your profile says you joined on 26th June - less than a month ago. This is only your 4th post... so can you really say you've invested time in getting to know people?
I'm sorry, but I've seen so many people post in this manner... We're a community here and it takes time to fit into any community.
I want my arse fucking asap and I'm available late tomorrow evening and daytime next week.

Does this qoute inspire women to contact you? Does it promise an eventful and enjoyable meet? What does it tell women about what YOU may be offering them?
I want my arse fucked and there seems to be either no women with a strap on around, or I have to wait. So a bloke or cross dresser it is

Not desparate sounding? Do you class Bi men as a lesser alternative?
As I said, I judge people by their actions... perhaps you'd like to rethink your approach?
Hxx
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You don't even know me and you've judged me.

This is unfair. But when you're posting adverts - here or on dating sites or if you're a plumber with ad in the local paper - people are going to judge you based on what you put in your advert. This is unavoidable, and all you can do is try to structure your advert so that people judge you well based upon it.
So just pretend to be a double-Nobel-prize-winner and ex-poet-laureate and you'll be fine. lol
a bit extreme that aint it kid wanting a strap on then saying fuck it i want a real one lol