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Tracy-Jayne
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Jon is ill but I still want to Play!!!
Quote by steveg_nw
Errrrm........what's "man-flu"?
Steve
Aww! Now c'mon Steve. Surely you've heard of man-flu??
It's like the normal flu, but he keeps telling me it's not like the flu I had last week - "men get it worse"
Actually on reflection - after running up and down stairs to him all day with hot lemon, cold flannels for his head and sympathy, I dunno if I've got the energy to go dogging now
Tracy-Jayne
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Quote by steveg_nw
Errrrm........what's "man-flu"?
Steve
(you aren't a carrier are you?) Cue the Royal Navy jokes
Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!
Thank you NWC - I take it's that was Mrs NWC typing. Only a woman would understand and know about such things
T-J
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!
Thank you NWC - I take it's that was Mrs NWC typing. Only a woman would understand and know about such things
T-J
Yes, this is definately Mrs NWC typing cause Mr NWC is suffering from the same ailment as Jon (maybe its cause I asked him to do the washing up). We dont half suffer for our men folk, but they do have very hard lives!
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Hope you find someone to play with - shame you dont live a bit more local or we could have nicked Mr NWC's car and gone out and found some blokes who did not have 'man-flu' :twisted: That would have shown them!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yes, this is definately Mrs NWC typing cause Mr NWC is suffering from the same ailment as Jon (maybe its cause I asked him to do the washing up). We dont half suffer for our men folk, but they do have very hard lives!
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Hope you find someone to play with - shame you dont live a bit more local or we could have nicked Mr NWC's car and gone out and found some blokes who did not have 'man-flu' :twisted: That would have shown them!
Splutter!!! You asked him to do WHAT
: : :!: Woman I don't belive you have the audacity to ask him to do that! That would surely be grounds for divorce in this house :shock:
Good idea about popping out while they're "poorly" though . . . If I make him a flask to keep beside the bed and put the tv on he'll never notice I'm gone
T-J
Sex God
Changing the subject a bit..lol....when ive not been well but just starting to recover, i become outrageously horny, does this happen to anyone else? lol :shock:
Quote by steveg_nw
No Steve, but I know a *small* opening :twisted:
T-J
I think (*) might be a little too small an opening T-J.........now if we're talking ( * ) now that would be an opening!! :twisted:
Steve
I was thinking of () - my gob! You seen the pics and know I don't have a large one
T-J
