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Jon is ill but I still want to Play!!!

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We were supposed to be going out dogging tonight but sadly now Jon has developed "man-flu" and has been in bed all day rolleyes
Any ideas or offers to help me out?? wink
Click on my www page link at bottom to see what sort of fun I like to have :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne
Errrrm........what's "man-flu"? dunno
Steve
(you aren't a carrier are you?) Cue the Royal Navy jokes rolleyes
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Errrrm........what's "man-flu"? dunno
Steve

Aww! Now c'mon Steve. Surely you've heard of man-flu??
It's like the normal flu, but he keeps telling me it's not like the flu I had last week - "men get it worse" rolleyes lol
Actually on reflection - after running up and down stairs to him all day with hot lemon, cold flannels for his head and sympathy, I dunno if I've got the energy to go dogging now confused wink
Tracy-Jayne
You need a nice relaxing massage..........I'll go and warm up the luxury aromatherapy oils and you go and run youself a nice hot bath with plenty of bubbles.
I've got some nice fluffy towels I think you might like as well.
Steve
:shock: :shock: lol
Is that me or Jon you're offering to massage confused:
T-J wink xx
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Errrrm........what's "man-flu"? dunno
Steve
(you aren't a carrier are you?) Cue the Royal Navy jokes rolleyes

Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!
I don't massage hairy arsed ex matelots.......that's your job!!
Steve (a hairy arsed ex matelot)
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I don't massage hairy arsed ex matelots.......that's your job!!
Steve (a hairy arsed ex matelot)

evil evil evil
Ex matelot indeed - he's an ex bootneck!! There is a vast difference between the two y'know - booties usually have a tache rotflmao rotflmao
T-J
ps his arse isn't hairy cool
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Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!

Thank you NWC - I take it's that was Mrs NWC typing. Only a woman would understand and know about such things lol
T-J
Forget the man-flu...................it's really women's-flue's I'm interested in. :twisted:
Steve
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Forget the man-flu...................it's really women's-flue's I'm interested in. :twisted:
Steve

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Trust YOU to lower the tone . . . . wink
T-J
I'm just too honest for my own good sometimes! biggrin
Steve
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I'm just too honest for my own good sometimes! biggrin
Steve

Well, I'd better not ask if my arse looks fat in this then had I? :grin:
T-J
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Well, I'd better not ask if my arse looks fat in this then had I? :grin:
T-J

Your arse can't be fat or else it would look fat in everything.....not just in that. rolleyes
Steve
See.......I can give compliments when I want to. rotflmao
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Well, I'd better not ask if my arse looks fat in this then had I? :grin:
T-J

Your arse can't be fat or else it would look fat in everything.....not just in that. rolleyes
Steve
See.......I can give compliments when I want to. rotflmao
Compliment? Oh is that what it was? lol
T-J
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Steve, 'Man-Flu' is where the man sneezes twice, clears his throat and decides he's dying and then needs loads and loads of sympathy for about the next three weeks! While all this is going on,the woman is running around after him, sneezing her head off, and feeling very unwell, but she only has a cold!

Thank you NWC - I take it's that was Mrs NWC typing. Only a woman would understand and know about such things lol
T-J
Yes, this is definately Mrs NWC typing cause Mr NWC is suffering from the same ailment as Jon (maybe its cause I asked him to do the washing up). We dont half suffer for our men folk, but they do have very hard lives!
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Hope you find someone to play with - shame you dont live a bit more local or we could have nicked Mr NWC's car and gone out and found some blokes who did not have 'man-flu' :twisted: That would have shown them!
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Yes, this is definately Mrs NWC typing cause Mr NWC is suffering from the same ailment as Jon (maybe its cause I asked him to do the washing up). We dont half suffer for our men folk, but they do have very hard lives!
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Hope you find someone to play with - shame you dont live a bit more local or we could have nicked Mr NWC's car and gone out and found some blokes who did not have 'man-flu' :twisted: That would have shown them!

Splutter!!! You asked him to do WHAT confused: confused: :!:
Woman I don't belive you have the audacity to ask him to do that! That would surely be grounds for divorce in this house :shock:
Good idea about popping out while they're "poorly" though . . . If I make him a flask to keep beside the bed and put the tv on he'll never notice I'm gone wink
T-J
Changing the subject a bit..lol....when ive not been well but just starting to recover, i become outrageously horny, does this happen to anyone else? lol :shock:
Can I volunteer to be your personal physician?
Steve
rolleyes rolleyes lol
Never miss an opportunity do you Steve? lol
T-J
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rolleyes rolleyes lol
Never miss an opportunity do you Steve? lol
T-J

I'm always looking for openings T-J.........do you know of any? rolleyes
Steve
Hi Tracy-Jayne
If john's man flu should persist...im local to Bourenmouth if ur ever stuck for a partner
Andy
x
No Steve, but I know a *small* opening :twisted: lol
T-J
Oi......stop hijacking our thread!!
Steve
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Oi......stop hijacking our thread!!
Steve

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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No Steve, but I know a *small* opening :twisted: lol
T-J

I think (*) might be a little too small an opening T-J.........now if we're talking ( * ) now that would be an opening!! :twisted:
Steve
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No Steve, but I know a *small* opening :twisted: lol
T-J

I think (*) might be a little too small an opening T-J.........now if we're talking ( * ) now that would be an opening!! :twisted:
Steve
I was thinking of () - my gob! You seen the pics and know I don't have a large one wink
T-J
I wouldn't want you to try to bite off more than you can chew. Are you really up for the challenge??? blast
Steve
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I wouldn't want you to try to bite off more than you can chew. Are you really up for the challenge??? blast
Steve

Sure I am - always did love a challenge. See if I can fit you ALL in right down to the tonsils and use you for a tooth pick afterwards blast :twisted:
HEY!!! I'm not *that* fecking ill ffs mad