just wondering if theres any ladies here ?

6 Dec 2004

just wondering if theres any ladies here , are there ? i was just wondering because i havent met any.

6 Dec 2004

No. Not one. Its the biggest gay 'in joke' on the internet.
Mike xxx

6 Dec 2004

:lol2:Had a look around
:small-print: read the small print
and no woman here.
Sorry

6 Dec 2004

Sorry mate your have to go some where if its women your after!

6 Dec 2004

Nope, it's a geezers-only site. Ladies get turned away at the main gate and directed to the local knitting circle. Sorry.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Nope, it's a geezers-only site. Ladies get turned away at the main gate and directed to the local knitting circle. Sorry.

And so they should be......we don't need them kind here!

6 Dec 2004

I'm not a lady either - is that OK?
:P

6 Dec 2004

I'm not a lady but I have breasts lol

ssssshhh... don't tell anybody

6 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I'm not a lady but I have breasts
ssssshhh... don't tell anybody

:shock: I've got them too - what does it mean??
:P

6 Dec 2004

Think those viagra we were given were actually hormone tablets!! mad

What a rip-off!!!!!

6 Dec 2004

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bind your tits tightly with bandages and don't let anyone see or you will be shipped to the next knitting circle meeting, and you don't want that, do you! :shock:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, bind your tits tightly with bandages and don't let anyone see or you will be shipped to the next knitting circle meeting, and you don't want that, do you! :shock:

To where they eat cheese scones and drink tea from a china cup??? FFS - no!!
I prefer fruit scones and a china mug - doesn't make me a lady does it???
:P

6 Dec 2004

So what do us non-ladies who enjoy knitting and swinging do? Are we welcome here? blink

6 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
So what do us non-ladies who enjoy knitting and swinging do? Are we welcome here?

Only if you can pee standing up :giggle:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
So what do us non-ladies who enjoy knitting and swinging do? Are we welcome here?

Only if you can pee standing up :giggle:
Only when drunk lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Only if you can pee standing up :giggle:

Makes a mess of me jeans, tho.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Only if you can pee standing up :giggle:

Makes a mess of me jeans, tho.
You need to take them off.... rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
lol

6 Dec 2004

Quote by bluexxx
So what do us non-ladies who enjoy knitting and swinging do? Are we welcome here?

Only if you can pee standing up :giggle:
Well ...........er............. actually....... redface

:shock:

7 Dec 2004

well im def no lady a tart maybe redface

wouldnt wst to be a lady they dont get no fun :twisted:

7 Dec 2004

Sorry, I dont see any ladies in here at all, just aload of nice pictures of aliens with funny bumps at the front?........................ok I will leave now!...lol lol

8 Dec 2004

AAAAWWWWWWWW BOL-- LOCKS I WAS LIED TOO !!!!!!!