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Orgasminator
Quote by 8inches4u2
hiya 29 year old kent male here with 8 inch cock
Bragging or ashamed of only having 8 ?
TS
Sex God
Just a suggestion, Mr 8, but given the extremely large number of people using this site, and the wonderful array of intelligent and interesting people to choose from, I think it's fair to say that merely announcing the existence of a penis and expecting everyone to form a queue is probably not the tactic most likely to succeed.
HTH
HTH
Sex God
Quote by roger743
Besides, I think 99% of advertisers on here have an 8-inch penis anyway.
It's us that don't who are special. :smile2:
Amen
Orgasminator
Quote by givemeahug
well they do shrink when cooked :shock:
They also shrink in cold weather and when some one puts ice in their underpants.
TS
Orgasminator
In reply to your private PM to me.
Every guy who puts 8 inches is just setting himself up to be laughed at by every one on the site.
If you want the ladies to contact you, you could talk about your brain power instead of just letting them see you are another Dick Head.
TS
Every guy who puts 8 inches is just setting himself up to be laughed at by every one on the site.
If you want the ladies to contact you, you could talk about your brain power instead of just letting them see you are another Dick Head.
TS
Sex God
Quote by Twisted - Sister
They also shrink in cold weather and when some one puts ice in their underpants.
TS
Oy! You're not putting me in his underpants, thank you very much! :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by givemeahug
Its not the size that matters...its whether it would make a nice fry up...well they do shrink when cooked :shock:
You know, I was just thinking to myself the other day, "That GMAH," I thought, "she seems like a nice lady. Perhaps I'll invite her to dinner."
For some reason, I now have a niggling feeling that may not be such a great idea. :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Its not the size that matters...its whether it would make a nice fry up...well they do shrink when cooked :shock:
You know, I was just thinking to myself the other day, "That GMAH," I thought, "she seems like a nice lady. Perhaps I'll invite her to dinner."
For some reason, I now have a niggling feeling that may not be such a great idea. :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Oh I dunno!!
You could always suggest to her "Braised boobs" , maybe washed down with a good Rioja?
:twisted: :twisted:
:evil2: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Ok Rainbows hunni. I'll give myself a couple of 
:smackbottom: for that "boob" 
:lol: :twisted:
Satisfied?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:bounce: :bounce:
:smackbottom: for that "boob" :lol: :twisted: Satisfied?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by 8inches4u2
sorry i can't be bothered to type anything that long so haven't discribed my life story. would it help if i said my cock was a member of mensa
oooooh an inteligent cock????
sorry.... we prefer them rather thick actually!
:lol: Sex God
though to be honest... saying that you "cant be bothered" will do you no favours!
after all, if you cant be bothered to make the effort to come across well..... how considerate would you be as a lover?????
after all, if you cant be bothered to make the effort to come across well..... how considerate would you be as a lover?????
..... plus i could do with abit of meat in between my juicy lips :wink: Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Oy! You're not putting me in his underpants, thank you very much! :lol2:
Areeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why not, it may be the only thrill he gets.
TS
Orgasminator
Quote by 8inches4u2
sorry i can't be bothered
You can't be bothered.
Well that say's it all, you defiantly out of luck with the ladies on this site.
TS
