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Warming the Bed
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Hi everyone, if you have kids off school and they are driving you mad, why not come along to my place in Crewe and enjoy a relaxing few hours with your partner,my clean comfortable house is available from Mon 7th onwards, if you want some private time together during the day then drop me a line, I am available to join in, take photographs, or just blend into the background, single ladies who maybe want to fullfil a fantascy or have some photograps taken are most welcome,have fun , bye for now, Mike xx
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

So you don't offer creche facilities then????
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

So you don't offer creche facilities then????
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Warming the Bed
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Sorry to say that this week the nanny has gone back to Sweden to see her family and the bouncing castle has developed a leak somewhere, so the crèche facilities are on hold for the time being, other wise the little kiddie winkles would be amused for hours whilst mummy and daddy where were using a very different of Bouncing Castle, my apologies, sorry.
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

But if they can find somebody to look after the kids why wouldn't they stay in the comfort of their own home? dunno
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Maybe because they would like to meet up with other members and not have several people knocking at their door, there are some members who simply have no where to go to have fun, unfortunatly it seems to be mostly guys playing away so to speak, have fun mike xxxx
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have fun mike xxxx

I always do thanks and who told you my name confused
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have fun mike xxxx

I always do thanks and who told you my name confused
lol
Is this true? :shock:
I somehow didn't imagine you as a Mike!
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Warming the Bed
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let me rephrase it,
bye for now,
have fun ,
Mike xxxx
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

so u want people to kick their kids out on the streets to play with m8s while they go to yours for a shag :shock:
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Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

so u want people to kick their kids out on the streets to play with m8s while they go to yours for a shag :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: i think that sums it up
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Im sure that they have some friends they want to play with for a few hours, lets face it when school holidays are on, mums and dads look out into the garden and see twice as many kids and wonder where they all come from.

so u want people to kick their kids out on the streets to play with m8s while they go to yours for a shag :shock:
:giggle: :giggle: i think that sums it up
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If the kids are off school how would you find the time for a daytime shag anyway? dunno
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have fun ,
Mike xxxx

Thank's I always do as I told you earlier confused
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have fun ,
Mike xxxx

Thank's I always do as I told you earlier confused
ha!!!!
not when you drive to manchester in the middle of the night for nothing, courtessy of work you dont!!!!!!!!!!
i am sure it is against the AUP to make false claims like that, mike - explain yourself! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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ha!!!!
not when you drive to manchester in the middle of the night for nothing, courtessy of work you dont!!!!!!!!!!
i am sure it is against the AUP to make false claims like that, mike - explain yourself! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

aaaahhhh but I can have fun in Manchester even if I'm not working :rascal:
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Quote by sheddy

ha!!!!
not when you drive to manchester in the middle of the night for nothing, courtessy of work you dont!!!!!!!!!!
i am sure it is against the AUP to make false claims like that, mike - explain yourself! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

aaaahhhh but I can have fun in Manchester even if I'm not working :rascal:
yep, trashing peoples appartments! :twisted:
did you know that i used to live round the corner from pk?
bet ya naver did ya!!!!!!!!
just think, you only missed out on being a WBB neighbour by a few months evil
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If the kids are off school how would you find the time for a daytime shag anyway? dunno

kick them out on the streets? :dunno:
Warming the Bed
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Kick the kids out on the street!! Are you serious! The whole idea was to invite members to a place which may be more relaxing than where they are at present, I don’t think for a single second that any member is so irresponsible to abandon their children so they can shoot off and have some fun, and as for inviting couples over so males can have a “shag” it was said in the original post that I would be available to join in, NOT mandatory! And I did say that if visitors wanted photos doing then that would be possible. It seems that I have been categorised like every other male in swinging heaven, Me, Me, Me, NOT SO!. One last word from yours truly I welcome all the positive responses so far and the negative ones are surly from those who have had bad experiences from time wasters, or guys saying they are something they are clearly not. My one and only aim was to try to help members who with the correct child minding arrangements made could have some fun away from nosy neighbours, twitching curtains, and the run of the mill mundane summer holidays. It’s an opportunity that 2 couples have taken up, and before any one asks, the kids are at Gran & Grand dads in one case and the others haven't any kids, they just want some pictures doing, is that okay??? Or do some members think that it’s more important to discourage these type of visits and not concentrate of arranging something for themselves to do; it’s a thought isn’t it? If it’s not for you then fine, good luck in what you are trying to achieve, what ever that may be. Bye for now, Mike xx
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So if your one and only aim is to let people have somewhere to go , would you let some couples with singles use your room on the understanding that you were not wanted to watch or join in , and serve refreshments after?
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Bye for now, Mike xx

I'm not going anywhere and will you please stop leaving kisses for me confused
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Bye for now, Mike xx

I'm not going anywhere and will you please stop leaving kisses for me confused
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Get you're coat Sheddy..... you've pulled! :shock:
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