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LADIES AND CPLS PLEASE SEE MY AD ,NUMBER 145032

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wink hello all im a single male looking for cpls or single fems in the surrey , north east areas. i can accomodate at both my houses and the surrey one is surrounded by stunning views of the north downs. please fell free to browse my add or pm me and ill tell you all you need to know, best wishes,mark/surrey
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Dear Mark
You must have just posted the shortest post on this Forum. By putting in so much effort, I'm sure you will be richly rewarded with an abundance of replies from the females of the Site clamouring for your attention.
However - don't hold your breath! :lol2:
Mal
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thanks for you unwanted concern mal,actually my adds been a real bonus. ive been busy shifting through the replies to my pic add hence the lack of fingers and the short the forum., thank you and no , im suffering form typists post more when ive
Gosh - short AND rude.
Now my finger is hovering over the deactivate button - had a rough day at school and need to take my ire out on the nearest twat... any offers??
mad :x
lol Jags
No - Perhaps it would be interesting for him to teach Mal how he does it
Lets face it Mal could do with a little help! rolleyes
I mean - Mal, as the most successful single male on the site, must be dying to know how Mark gets his box filled so quickly!. (I know I am curious)
OK Alex - your soothing and well argued intervention has prevented me from deactivating the bloke with attitude - don't make me regret it!!! lol :lol:
Now I need a glass of wine, tried the cup of tea but then read the tosser post confused :?
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had a rough day at school and need to take my ire out on the nearest twat... any offers??
mad :x

Hi Jags
Did they pinch your dinner money? wink
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Now my finger is hovering over the deactivate button

Obviously the guy has no idea how to go about things properly (like an awful lot of the Single Guys on here).
But is threatening him with deactivation really on?
If he doesnt want to heed Mal's advice then so be it - he'll be the one crying over his porno's
Dx
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lol Jags
No - Perhaps it would be interesting for him to teach Mal how he does it
Lets face it Mal could do with a little help! rolleyes
I mean - Mal, as the most successful single male on the site, must be dying to know how Mark gets his box filled so quickly!. (I know I am curious)

Sorry to disappoint you Alex. Much as I would love the accolade, it surely can't be true redface
However, if Mark has developed an ad which, unlike every other ad on here, is producing results, it would be nice if he could share this font of goodness emanating from him and show us all where we have been going wrong lol .
Mal
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Now my finger is hovering over the deactivate button

Obviously the guy has no idea how to go about things properly (like an awful lot of the Single Guys on here).
But is threatening him with deactivation really on?
You misunderstood me completely.. it wasn't a threat. It was an outside thought...more for my benefit than for his. Hope that's allowed????
rolleyes
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You misunderstood me completely.. it wasn't a threat. It was an outside thought...more for my benefit than for his. Hope that's allowed????
rolleyes

Hi Jags
There I go again!
I am prone to misunderstanding - I thought you meant it!! wink
With regards to whether or not its allowed - I had a quick look in the AUP and there was nothing about 'outside thought' not being allowed so your probably ok.
Point three mentions 'Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards other people on here.'
But I dont think that threatening to deactivate someone really counts as aggresive.
So thats cool. :wink:
Dx
No, no, no, no, no..... (repeated)...
I didn't threaten to deactivate him, I just said my finger was hovering over the button. Luckily Alex pulled me from the abyss and the thought did not get translated into action. Phew!!!
:P
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No, no, no, no, no..... (repeated)...
I didn't threaten to deactivate him, I just said my finger was hovering over the button. Luckily Alex pulled me from the abyss and the thought did not get translated into action. Phew!!!
:P

Luckily there is nothing in the AUP about Hovering either!!!
Dx
if i did offend anyone im truly sorry and i do apologise. i have been writing ads and replying to a lot. i was a bit tired on me fingers, im nowhere near a typist! so im sorry all. hope you accept my sincere apologies? redface ill post more next time and ill be a lot more specific. :cry:
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if i did offend anyone im truly sorry and i do apologise. i have been writing ads and replying to a lot. i was a bit tired on me fingers, im nowhere near a typist! so im sorry all. hope you accept my sincere apologies? redface ill post more next time and ill be a lot more specific. :cry:

To be honest I doubt anyone could care less.
You wrote a crap post, Mal attempted to steer you in a helpful direction and you poo poo'ed his advice.
He may be really upset, but I doubt it!
However I dont doubt that he wont be dishing out the free advice to you again. wink
But I could be wrong - it does happen!!
Dx
i apologised and thats all i can do.
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No, no, no, no, no..... (repeated)...
I didn't threaten to deactivate him, I just said my finger was hovering over the button. Luckily Alex pulled me from the abyss and the thought did not get translated into action. Phew!!!
:P

Luckily there is nothing in the AUP about Hovering either!!!
Dx
I know!! rolleyes I'll need to speak to Black Dalek and advise him!!! lol :lol: x x
i shouldnt have worried too much my ad had gone,
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i shouldnt have worried too much my ad had gone,

As if by magic???
Oh well...
Chin up eh!!!
You could always write another........ wink
Dx
Mark Surrey - I have checked out why your ad has disappeared.... you apparently were using two email addresses, therefore I assume the ad that has gone was associated with the 2nd? Anyways, your other ad (the one on your sig) is still active and people are free to reply to it.
Hope this helps
Mark
I accept your apology. don't worry about it. Just have fun. I was taking the piss and nothing nasty was meant. You will notice it happens a fair bit, but you put yourself up for it with a crap post! Just take it on the chin, don't let it get you down and join in with everyone else and wait for the next crap post and then you can say 'er, that's a crap post and won't work, I know, I tried it' and then you become the voice of reason!!
Have fun
Mal
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I've pondered over this thread and to be honest I find it rather disconcerting.
I read, re-read and then re-read again to try and find what was so annoying about the original post that sparked such responses albeit maybe meant as 'banter' as to almost spark a 'flame war'.
I'm more upset at the tone of 'conform to our thoughts of what you should do and say, or suffer the scarcastic consequences' that seemed to be inlaid in the choice of words used.
It just seems odd that we've had recent threads on tolerance posted in the forum, yet here we have a relatively new poster (like myself) being ridiculed without pointing out that it's meant as a 'joke' or 'guidance'. I read some of the posts and was imeadiatly transported to a school playground of "Bigger Boys & girls" picking on a newboy who is trying to find his way and is unaware of the 'agreed rules' that elements wish new people to follow to confirm to 'their ways'.
I felt moved enough to comment, and will probably no doubt be told the error of my ways ..... but I would ask anyone reading this to just pause for a moment and read all the previous posts and put yourself in the position of someone fairly new, not knowing the 'banter' that goes on, not being told in the posts that they are jokes, suddenly seeing words like 'deactivate', 'twat' etc. and wondering "What have I done wrong?" ..... and then also think "What would the sainted Judy TV say on this matter". (someone I admire for their insiteful views on nearly anything and everything - if JudyTV says that I'm wrong then I'll accept it and offer an apology as well).
I just had a nasty taste in my mouth after reading the thread and felt I had to offer my thoughts.
Now you can all call me 'twat' and that I can't take a joke etc. and I shall be hurt for several days but hopefully rebound.
It's like this.....
A lot of guys put crap posts on - they really are crap, you have to admit...... there's lots of advice available and yet it still happens.... why? Cos they're stupid maybe? Who knows! Yeah. some of the regs are sarcastic - so what? It's done in a light hearted way usually, and more often than not the sarcasm is based on helpful hints.... People really DO want to help.... believe it or not.... come on, who can blame the regs for trying?
Of course, people can advertise in anyway they like within reason.... it's not about conformity, it's about knowing what works.... we know that "Fancy a fuck now" doesn't work... but getting yourself known on the forum does.
This is a free site, the site owes you nothing cos it took nothing from you. If you don't like it, why are you still reading?
rolleyes
True BlueXXX a lot of the posts are crap I agree, it just struck me that ridicule is not the best form of instruction ..... but there we go.
As for myself, I read the forums cos of people like JudyTV (and actually some of yours too!)
Take care and may all our wishes come true