My “man’s best friend†is rather small
I’ve got no pics of hard erection
To prove tremendous satisfaction.
I’m very highly educated
But does it count when I am naked?
I know to cook, I’m good in singing
But would it help me into swinging?
I’m sitting here all day and night
Your tits and pussies in my sight
And try to make a new invention
To bring myself to your attention
A friendly drink, a clever talk,
Maybe a movie or a walk -
All these can get us nice and close
Before we tear away our clothes.
So please, good ladies, don’t be mad,
Go, have a look into my ad
And if you get enthusiasm
It may well lead to nice orgasm.
Don’t hesitate - it’s ME to choose
There’s nothing here for you to lose
‘cause if I fail at kinky times
At least I still can write you rhymes!
Tom.
Well done! 
