Ladies for Daytime outdoor park fuck required!!!

1 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
ok now ive wooed you fancy a shag?
only joking , im on a temporary abstinance regime at the moment

Ohhhhh you got me all excited there!!! wink

Why are you temporarily abstinant? If you don't mind my asking....

1 Jul 2004

hey.. i wopuld mind if you had NOT asked!!"!!!!
am all ears now!
lol

1 Jul 2004

thats a hard one to answer on here , bloody frustrating too i might add, every where i look i see things that remind me of girls bending over and saying take me NOW IM YOURS its really fun in a pervy sort of way but god ill explode xome the day its over, perhaps its a kinda punishment im cleansing myself of all my sins, if i go without for one hour per sin , i should be shagging agin in around a year or two lol

:shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Jul 2004

You mean I've got to wait two years if I want to shag you? evil

1 Jul 2004

that realy doesnt help me here, get the nbehind me dreamerhelen lol

:lol: :lol:
ive ben getting more response from the ladies on my pms and msn since this came out than i ever got when i was active :lol: wont want me when im free again :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:

1 Jul 2004

It's because you're now a challenge, every woman wants to see if she can make you break your vow of abstinence....LoL

1 Jul 2004

not a chance of that, true to myself first, i could have logged off here and it would have been easier but its part of the test rolleyes

1 Jul 2004

Awww you mean we can't tempt you? :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

well im not going to ask you to lets put it that way, its bad enough without inviting trouble.

1 Jul 2004

*Starts parading in front of MidlandsMale with a towel and nothing else on*.....
Is that tempting enough? I'm such a bad girl :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
*Starts parading in front of MidlandsMale with a towel and nothing else on*.....
Is that tempting enough? I'm such a bad girl :twisted:

And the fact that the towel is on your head has nothing to do with it...
Rachel
wink

1 Jul 2004

LoL how did you guess Rachel? wink

1 Jul 2004

We all seem to be thinking on the same wavelength at the moment.
Besides that's all I'm wearing right now.
Funny how this thread has grown to over 40 replies, yet none of them are to Omar, taking him up on his offer
Rachel
wink

1 Jul 2004

thats what he gets for being a numpty smile

at least while hes out he can pick himself up a copy of cats weekly as its the only way hes seeing pussy this week wink

judging by the replys

1 Jul 2004

well i went for a pint and a good ole natter and come back to dreamer helen without a stitch on, and possibly the best pussy shot on the net in my pms , but ill let marmalaid tell you about that, surprised

:crazy: he is the champ anyway, now i read words like above, and the bit where its says bad girl, and im straight back to where i left off again argggggggh

1 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
well i went for a pint and a good ole natter and come back to dreamer helen without a stitch on, and possibly the best pussy shot on the net in my pms , but ill let marmalaid tell you about that, :crazy: he is the champ anyway, now i read words like above, and the bit where its says bad girl, and im straight back to where i left off again argggggggh

Sorry hun.....I couldn't resist parading around practically naked in front of you......*waggling breasts around madly*..... :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

arrrrrrrrgh no not again,

1 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
arrrrrrrrgh no not again,

*Standing right in front of MidlandsMale naked with hands on hips* now what you gonna do huh? wink

1 Jul 2004

stop it no dont oh do bloody hell lass, ill log off!

1 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
stop it no dont oh do bloody hell lass, ill log off!

*Putting towel back around body* You are such a lightweight!!!! LoL wink

1 Jul 2004

thanks when was the last time you went this long wothout as much as a hand down your knickers, try it and a picture of homer simpson will get you dribbling down your legs :cry: lol

1 Jul 2004

Actually, the more I don't play with myself the better it is because I know that when I finally do cum it'll be explosive......like take Tuesday evening for example, I hadn't cum for about four days and I ended up having pretty much a multiple orgasm with my lovely vibrator......
So don't worry hun.....when you finally do have sex or a wank it'll be sooooo much better because it has all built up.....

1 Jul 2004

well its the longest ive gone since i discovered the joy of page 3 girls as a kid lol

can i just add as a precautionary note to anyone in the midlands that may read this , come the day i do have a wank or sex, couldnt risk a girl giving me a bj might blow her head off, that the ground will shudder and it will possibly seem to rain , keep away from the chase youve been warned, ill post a note on here so you have full warning near the time

1 Jul 2004

How long exactly HAS it been? I know I'm just being nosey redface

1 Jul 2004

four days dont laugh that ages for me

1 Jul 2004

And how much longer do you anticipate it will be before you can have some, ummmm, relief?

1 Jul 2004

imt rying to go the full two weeks

1 Jul 2004

Well if you don't make the two weeks, come round to me and I'll see what I can do.... wink

Ooooops, I said I wouldn't tempt you anymore...... :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Jul 2004

Does that mean that I'm now allowed to tempt you? :twisted: