ladies for full on fun wanted

13 Dec 2003

Prove to me that there is life in Surrey by letting me indulge your wildest than that,let me shag your brains out. Comprendez! Come on ladies,dont be shy,I won't bite, just lick and suck and lick and suck.!!!!!!

13 Dec 2003

Are there any females or couples who would be willing to drag me away from Pop Idol and have hot torrid sew with me later? Must be someone in Surrey who wants a good shag,isn't there?

Ladies,
how could one resist such a charming challenge to virtue? Any stitchers' circle must be jumping through their embroidery hoops and sticking their no 26 sharps into each other for a chance of a 'hot torrid sew'!
I'd love to see his petit point - the nick is so descriptive!
Swooningly yours
Sappho x

13 Dec 2003

Sewing the seeds of love, the seeds of love....
LOL!!!!!
:twisted:

13 Dec 2003

Glad to see that sweet talking isn't dead!!

13 Dec 2003

and have hot torrid sew with me later?
WTF is 'torrid sew'??
Cross stitch gone wrong??
Blanket stitch without clothes???
rotflmao

13 Dec 2003

a slipstitch?
:evil2:

13 Dec 2003

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13 Dec 2003

ooooh come on girls lets start the 'Knit and natter' circle!
We could form the first swingingheaven WI group!
Just think of the calendar we could produce!!
I wanna be December, covered in holly. Just think of all those pricks. lol

:giggle:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

13 Dec 2003

I want to be November!
Show me the fireworks!!!!

13 Dec 2003

I'll supply the walnut and coffee cake - and I've got LOADS of left over wool. Think of the amazing sewing we could do with my squares!!
Bowling... for Columbine??
x x

14 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
I'll supply the walnut and coffee cake - and I've got LOADS of left over wool. Think of the amazing sewing we could do with my squares!!

We could knit Willy Warmers (remember them?) They should go down a treat on the dogging site in this weather.
ooooh the possibilities are endless.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

14 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Bowling... for Columbine??
x x

"I mean, there's some wackos out there" lol

14 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Willy Warmers
ooooh the possibilities are endless.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Available in all colours and sizes!! rotflmao

We could make a fortune between them and the calendars!!!

14 Dec 2003

Willy Warmers?
Can I order mine now please? 12" when measure from my arse! Oh and knit it with small needles please - don't want to poke out through a hole!
I don't go dogging but Wilma can be a little frosty at times! rotflmao

Fred

14 Dec 2003

12"????
*sighs*
I hate knitting!! It would make life a little easier if it was smaller!!!!!
rotflmao

14 Dec 2003

I hate knitting!! It would make life a little easier if it was smaller!!!!!

If you pretend you like knitting - I'll pretend I have folded it in half - Can you do me a 6" one please - pretty please! redface

Oh - and one or 2 drops of your perfume on it will help with the fantasy BlueEyes! :shock:
Fred
xxxxxx

14 Dec 2003

Oh Fred, it's a joy to please you!!!
*pretends to own knitting needles*
:twisted:
Now, I ain't fibbing here... *looks at 24 bottles of perfume*
Decisions, decisions!!!! lol

14 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Bowling... for Columbine??

That was my self-pity coming out - bowling in Sheffield last night!!!

14 Dec 2003

Oh dear, poor Mr Maggot. All this needle he's been getting from the ladies. Maybe last time he got any he was told it was "so-so" and wants some more....?