Ladies, looking to be stretched?

10 Apr 2005

Teesside male is looking to meet ladies who would like to be stretched to their limits.
PM me for further details

10 Apr 2005

oh a stretching rack :shock:

10 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
oh a stretching rack :shock:

Hi babes.
Surely he means mentally stretched with Interesting and Intelligent conversation.......lol

10 Apr 2005

Knowing my bloody luck it would another bloke just waiting to strrretchh my bloody emotions to there limits redface

10 Apr 2005

As a Bloke i can`t see why an 18 year-old would want to act 13

11 Apr 2005

oooh stretching exercises!
Better that the Mr Motivator video!
Let's work it baby

11 Apr 2005

How funny it is to read all your quick and witty responses lol.
Refreshing to see there are so many who have GSOH's.

11 Apr 2005

PB, we stand as mere pale insubstantial shadows beneath the awesome majesty contained within the luminescent humour that bathes us the the light of sheer inspirational audacity from the original post.
or
The first post was the one that made me giggle most.
lhk
Kat

11 Apr 2005

Blimey Kitkat,that was a bit deep for me( as the actress once said) lol

11 Apr 2005

sorry - I won't push so hard next time. surprised

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lhk
Kat -who doesn't know his own length

11 Apr 2005

Quote by derf
Teesside male is looking to meet ladies who would like to be stretched to their limits.
PM me for further details

Maybe something more blunt would have put the point across better i.e.
Any women in the Teeside area who want a man with an enourmously thick cock to give them one, please let yourselves be known through a private message and we can arrange from there.
Eloquence is the sign of an imaginative mind.
An imaginative mind is the sign of a big ... :twisted:

11 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Eloquence is the sign of an imaginative mind.
An imaginative mind is the sign of a big ... :twisted:

Dictionary

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lol just kidding

11 Apr 2005

I have a very big... dictionary thank you :P

11 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
I have a very big... dictionary thank you :P

oooh and a nice thesaurus too?

11 Apr 2005

No, Thesauri biggrin

aren't really my thing

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny

Eloquence is the sign of an imaginative mind.
An imaginative mind is the sign of a big ... :twisted:

Dictionary

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Got me sussed anyway. :lol2: