Now if your larger than a size 12 ( mind if your a small 14 try it ) over 45 and ginger please dont reply, im just being fare.
Ok ladies Versace Vase is back to cure you and bring you back to the hetro world, Im only here for a short period of time but a few hours with the Vase will sort those problems that you "seem" to enjoy now. and bring you back into the fold.
4 Weeks only, the month of November. Book by pm only. No winks, the only time i wink is when i lick my eye brows. So be warned.
Please note, couples you must leave your male partner / husband at home, one look at me and they will turn Gay!
And that kinda defeats the object of my mission.
And im not sorting those buggers out.
Dear Mr Vase,
While I was thrilled to finally see someone willing to cure my bisexuality, I was more than a little disturbed to find that, at 46, it seems I am too old for my troubled and mixed up soul to be converted back to the path of hetrosexual righteousness.
Does this mean I am faced with a future of covert same-sex nightime activities?
Am I forever to roam through the galleries at SH Towers stopping only to gaze and perv at ladies bouncy bits instead of cock shots?
Am I never to feel the warmth of flannelette nightdresses but instead to fill my underwear drawers with the likes of Ann Summers, La Senza et al?
Woe is me! I hereby resign my bisexual soul to a lifetime of hedonism, girly nights in, Pete's bbqs and SH munches.
Life's a bitch :twisted:
Regards,
Sassy
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Classic!
