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elcaminoss
Sexlightened
nay takers am 35 and can travel, seeking a lady for real dirty sex.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Steph he was being ever so friendly, and he's even offered himself for dogging too lol
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
oh no i have placed realy nice clean adds , so sod it try the other route be direct, at least am not saying i have a very big cock, my only real asset is my ferfect toungexx wink wink
Unknown User
Quote by oral man
my only real asset is my ferfect toungexx wink wink

It was never going to be your ability to type, was it?
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
hi all just had to say at least i dont wear ladys under wear like some do on this site, now that is strange, its time to awair. xxxxxx wink wink
Unknown User
Quote by oral man
hi all just had to say at least i dont wear ladys under wear like some do on this site, now that is strange, its time to awair. xxxxxx wink wink

Do you want to borrow a spade or are you quite comfortable digging yourself further into that hole with your bare hands?
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
oh so you can take the mick but i cant now i under stand . wink :arrow:
juliett49
Warming the Bed
Quote by oral man
oh no i have placed realy nice clean adds , so sod it try the other route be direct, at least am not saying i have a very big cock, my only real asset is my ferfect toungexx wink wink

I knew there had to be a reason that I don't come in here much.
And I just found it confused
Unknown User
Quote by juliett49
oh no i have placed realy nice clean adds , so sod it try the other route be direct, at least am not saying i have a very big cock, my only real asset is my ferfect toungexx wink wink

I knew there had to be a reason that I don't come in here much.
And I just found it confused
Oh come on Juliett, don't tar us all with the same brush.
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by oral man
hi all just had to say at least i dont wear ladys under wear like some do on this site, now that is strange, its time to awair. xxxxxx wink wink

The thing is your not taking the mick, your just being plain stupid!
BallouBear
Orgasminator
I really don't understand this.
The subject of this forum is lets meet up. If he wants to put an add in to say exactly what he is looking for, why so many critics?
There are to many threads that seem to go this way. Why cant we all just live and let live without everyone trying to outdo each other with pointless drivel.
He was not looking for comments, he was just being honest saying what he wanted. Can't we all just leave it at that? rolleyes
juliett49
Warming the Bed
wow - I feel all told off now
gonna go sit in the corner and cry
or maybe not
wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Manolishi it's not what he requested, it's the way he did it - he could have given more information about himself, his location, what he's looking for in a woman etc. That's why Steph suggested he read some of the advice threads.
Bev
xx
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
thank you, your right south coast user,
Unknown User
Quote by oral man
thank you, your right south coast user,

Well personally, I don't think they are right.
I've been quite lucky when it comes to meeting women through Swinging Heaven. I've met five fantastic women who I've had some fantastic times with despite the fact I've got a lot of things going against me. My profession always ignites suspicion and I'm treated fairly cautiously because I'm only 23.
However, I used the forums to my advantage in getting to know people better and display what I'd hope to be my sense of maturity. This has led to me making some fantastic friends (not just in the way you're thinking of) who now appreciate me for what I am, rather than for me making any idle boasts that the vast majority of single men on this site seem to think make women go slightly damp and limp. It doesn't work like that, and calling yourself something like 'Oral Man' is, in my opinion, just asking for trouble.
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
why cant i use a name like that what i call myself is is for me to deside and not you . wink wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Absolutely Mr Writer. You have shown yourself to be more than the 'I've got a 10" monster cock/i'm a long stayer/repeater/heavy cummer, come and get me alll you desperate women' type of man. Some lucky women on this site, if they've met you wink
Bev
xx
elcaminoss
Sexlightened
Quote by freckledbird
Absolutely Mr Writer. You have shown yourself to be more than the 'I've got a 10" monster cock/i'm a long stayer/repeater/heavy cummer, come and get me alll you desperate women' type of man. Some lucky women on this site, if they've met you wink
Bev
xx
now you are all being very silly. wink
Unknown User
Quote by oral man
why cant i use a name like that what i call myself is is for me to deside and not you . wink wink

OK, you do that. Call yourself whatever the hell you like. But look at how many posts you've made and what kind of message you're sending out from them, in combination with your moniker - therein lies the biggest problem for you.
Oh, and by the way FreckledBird, it's *only* 8 and a bit inches, but I've never had any complaints!
juliett49
Warming the Bed
Quote by oral man
Absolutely Mr Writer. You have shown yourself to be more than the 'I've got a 10" monster cock/i'm a long stayer/repeater/heavy cummer, come and get me alll you desperate women' type of man. Some lucky women on this site, if they've met you wink
Bev
xx
now you are all being very silly. wink
It's a bit like Monty Python isn't it.
Let's stop all this sillyness - and now for something completely different.
Anyone wanna shag?????????
lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
No Jules i'm here for the intellectually stimulating conversation dear.
(get yer knickers of then lol )
Oh, and for those who don't know, this is called humour. Jules and I have met and have no need to be offering/accepting sex from strangers lol
Bev
xx