:) As it is... while I'm feeling generous with helpful advice - you might just want to give all those horny ladies out there a slight clue as to which corner of these beautiful islands would suit you best for your Wednesday shag-a-thon.....
And if you get too many offers from the North West - let me know. I'd be happy to help spread the load...
:? :? :? :? :? :?
ie calling himself the numpty for forgetting!!