Lonesome pine

Quote by Add+
A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........

Quote by Add+
A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........

Quote by Mark
Excellent! If they won't shag you, I will! :lol2:

Quote by Add+
A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........

Sorry, nowt constructive to add, but I laughed out loud at your humour.

Quote by Wishmaster
Quasimodo huh? ....... that's one way of getting a bloody good hump!
Quite why ya wanna do it in fecking Glasgow though is beyond me ... hehehe
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