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Quote by Horous
Jags wrote
I can't think of ONE reason why any woman would want to alleviate your boredom.
Buy a Yo-yo - a television - a game boy. Women are not boredom alleviators!
Of course - they're designed especially for the bored of today! Come in many colours (like women) and can be dangled on the edge of one finger (like women) but can't answer back and say FUCK OFF TOSSER (unlike women).