Looking for single guys!

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Unknown User
smile
Ms Polo Lady worship
I am:-
(1) Alcoholic
(2) Ugly
(3) Unsanitary
(4) Repulsive
(5) broke (skint)
(6) D.S.O & VD and SCAR
(7) Have Mobile Dandruff
(8) Ancient & Decrepid.
Do I pass confused: confused:
Fred (trying hard to impress) lol
m3smg
Forum Virgin
Yes to all 7 m26 6ft 20 min from city centre
Unknown User
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
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Ms Polo Lady worship
I am:-
(1) Alcoholic
(2) Ugly
(3) Unsanitary
(4) Repulsive
(5) broke (skint)
(6) D.S.O & VD and SCAR
(7) Have Mobile Dandruff
(8) Ancient & Decrepid.
Do I pass confused: confused:
Fred (trying hard to impress) lol

You might not have got it on the age range sad - but the rest sounds damn fine lol
Unknown User
Quote by m3smg
Yes to all 7 m26 6ft 20 min from city centre

send me a pm then and do tell more smile I will be asking for a photo at some point.
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
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Ms Polo Lady worship
I am:-
(1) Alcoholic
(2) Ugly
(3) Unsanitary
(4) Repulsive
(5) broke (skint)
(6) D.S.O & VD and SCAR
(7) Have Mobile Dandruff
(8) Ancient & Decrepid.
Do I pass confused: confused:
Fred (trying hard to impress) lol

You might not have got it on the age range sad - but the rest sounds damn fine lol
mmm PoloLady... you are a rare combination... a sexy woman with a GSOH! Please tell me you can cook too wink
we need to meet!
Unknown User
Quote by spideyuk
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Ms Polo Lady worship
I am:-
(1) Alcoholic
(2) Ugly
(3) Unsanitary
(4) Repulsive
(5) broke (skint)
(6) D.S.O & VD and SCAR
(7) Have Mobile Dandruff
(8) Ancient & Decrepid.
Do I pass confused: confused:
Fred (trying hard to impress) lol

You might not have got it on the age range sad - but the rest sounds damn fine lol
mmm PoloLady... you are a rare combination... a sexy woman with a GSOH! Please tell me you can cook too wink
we need to meet!
Well I don't want to blow my own trumpet too much (mainly because I don't actually own a trumpet and would look silly playing an imaginary one innocent) but ....
yes, I am a ferkin excellent cook lol lol lol
Unknown User
Hi i am a newbie but i fit the bill only and hour away...? wink
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
smile
Ms Polo Lady worship
I am:-
(1) Alcoholic
(2) Ugly
(3) Unsanitary
(4) Repulsive
(5) broke (skint)
(6) D.S.O & VD and SCAR
(7) Have Mobile Dandruff
(8) Ancient & Decrepid.
Do I pass confused: confused:
Fred (trying hard to impress) lol

You might not have got it on the age range sad - but the rest sounds damn fine lol
confused: You mean I am still in with a chance then lol
roger743
Sex God
I do hope you're going to come back and tell us how many single guys you found through this advert. Is it into three figures or four? ;)
Unknown User
Quote by roger743
I do hope you're going to come back and tell us how many single guys you found through this advert. Is it into three figures or four? ;)

Found??? is that the word you were really looking for? lol
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Having become totally frustrated trying to plough through the photo ads using the wind-up server, I thought this may be a less time consuming way of making a search.....
Search Criteria (I am going to be fussy at first and see how things go lol )
1 - Male :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
2 - Age Preference 25-35 (sometimes up to 40 as there are always exceptions) :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
3 - Lives within an hour of Leicester (getting fed-up of lots of travelling) :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
4 - 5 foot 7 inch and over (around 6 foot is a good hieght) :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
5 - Does NOT have an abnormal sized penis. :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
6 - Loves 1-2-1 wild, dirty sex. Enjoys clubs and engadging in group activities. :arrow: if you fit this criteria please proceed
7 - Is interested by my ad - 123091 :arrow: if you fit this criteria please get in touch NOW!

1 - Male :arrow: .....YEP
2 - Age Preference 25-35 (sometimes up to 40 as there are always exceptions) :arrow: .....YEP
3 - Lives within an hour of Leicester (getting fed-up of lots of travelling) :arrow: .....YEP
4 - 5 foot 7 inch and over (around 6 foot is a good hieght) :arrow: .....YEP
5 - Does NOT have an abnormal sized penis. :arrow: .....YEP (but is abnormally small ok??.....lol)
6 - Loves 1-2-1 wild, dirty sex. Enjoys clubs and engadging in group activities. :arrow: .....YEP
7 - Is interested by my ad - 123091 :arrow: .....YEP
And don't you dare add the eighth criteria just yet babes..........you know what it is..........lol
Here's me getting "in touch NOW!" will also PM you too........lol
Catch you soon.
Marcuso
xx xx
Unknown User
Quote by Marcuso
Here's me getting "in touch NOW!" will also PM you too........lol
Catch you soon.
Marcuso
xx xx

You had your turn you greedy b***ard! Let someone else have a go... rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady

Here's me getting "in touch NOW!" will also PM you too........lol
Catch you soon.
Marcuso
xx xx

You had your turn you greedy b***ard! Let someone else have a go... rotflmao
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
robbiex
Warming the Bed
point 1 male....just check .....yes point 2 25-35 im a young looking 36? point 3 just over 1hr away but im happy to travel point 4 im 6'1" point 5 9" penis is that abnormal? point 6 1-2-1 wild sex errrrrrrr yes point 7 interested in your ad..... oh yes just luv sucking on mints point 8 hope to here from u polo?
panther1982
Forum Virgin
hi i passed all ur criteria except no 2 sad i live near train staton near cirty center,, im 22 5 ft 10 slim and toned,, clean.
biggrin
stevoxjr__1
Warming the Bed
Im 39 and able to match your request-live in northants i think thats about 20 miles away wink
kristof
Orgasminator
Quote by steveg_nw
Fell at the second hurdle. biggrin
Steve

same here, #2 was just too much for me sad, and dammit she is just soooooo hot a lady as well
dammiy just in case
#1 M
#2 43
#3 city centre
#4 5'8"
5 6 1/2"
#6 yes yes yes
#7 OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
spa
Forum Virgin
missed out on no. 3 as in kent but can travel so get back to me.......
m 29, dark hair/eyes 5"11"
newby out to pop cherry xx
goody
Warming the Bed
1 i am male
2 29
3 i live in northampton
4 i'm 5ft 9ish
5 5 and a half or average so i'm told
6 definatly
7 tried to find your ad and search came back does not exsist
but if i can help then please feel free to pm me
tevo
Sexpert
u have a pm polo lady. i cant belive i match all the criteria but i still wont hold my breath...lol
giovanni777
Warming the Bed
Is this still going on lol,
this thread was posted before my ickle trip too spain.
I would of thought with your assett's Miss minty you would of done the 4 FFFF's by now lol
P.S. let me know if you would like to know what the 4 F's are.
Giovanni (john) :twisted:
Spooner
Warming the Bed
Hi polo, im 33 living near loughborough, 5ft 10, brown hair fit, broad shoulders and wouldnt mind meeting.
Drop me a line to for a pic and more info......when you free??
BaldEagle
Casanova
Quote by goody
7 tried to find your ad and search came back does not exsist

As I fell at least at 2 hurdles back at the end of December, I didn't reply. But the ad does seem to be gone.
One assumes Pololady has found (OK, another word beigiing with F may be required here) her guy.
lol
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