Looking for some fun next weekend as wife is away!!

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
I still havent had a pm :cry:
surprises me really that does, i mean, nice genuine bloke with an understanding & cooperative Mrs, and I practically throw myself at him in the hope his wife might wanna do me the following weekend.....
i'm soooo sulking now

So do you think it had anything to do with talking to hs wife first ? lol

must be luv, that or I'm gonna start developing a serious 'is there sommat wrong with me' complex
and somehow, I dont think its me :twisted:
I dont think its you either hun
now did anyone find out where his wife was staying as I'm sure she will have to be kept away for longer than usual if you lot are going round - if anyone does - can they let me know

12 Feb 2006

be even better if she comes home early, will save me the return fare the weekend after when she decides to 'do me' lol

i mean, she wouldnt be shocked to find us there would she, as she knows all about it....
but yes you're right Martell, maybe she will stay away a little longer than planned and then we'll all be disappointed to not have met her

12 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Marcusos sound like you had your party...lol...so are they all as good they say they are then...lol......5 for 1....lol......

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!

12 Feb 2006

Quote by martellnotts
Marcusos sound like you had your party...lol...so are they all as good they say they are then...lol......5 for 1....lol......

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!
Not so much a cattle market as a BBQ. But you can bring the whole cow woth you if you want in July Martell mate........lol

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Marcusos sound like you had your party...lol...so are they all as good they say they are then...lol......5 for 1....lol......

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!
Not so much a cattle market as a BBQ. But you can bring the whole cow woth you if you want in July Martell mate........lol
OOO his wife int a cow is she - no I cant believe that - not after seeing those pics on the profile
well anyone want meat !!!?

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Marcuso
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Erm!!!.......I've had a few parties now Marcus.......about 8 or 9 that I've organised or helped organise and I've never once had a complaint about any of my parties, but as for them being as good as they say they are...........I ain't got a clue, cos I never play at my parties and even if I did I'd not be so naive as to go broadcasting it around the forums.
What I can tell you though, is...........All five of the said ladies are absolutely brilliant ladies who I would class as REAL friends and I always feel honoured to spend time with them at parties and munches.

Marcusos parties are trully the best
you should experience one - as a couple - then we can meet the wife smile

see everyones happy
2 for the price of one
Oh bugger
Marcuso's next party is not till after next weekend
there's always a foor in every plan !!!!!!!!

12 Feb 2006

well Im not a greedy chap so just one would do
But as I see it there are 2 potential problems with me taking up an offer like this
1: I share everything with my wife
2: How would one choose between the bufett of delectable ladies

12 Feb 2006

Quote by swingpembs
well Im not a greedy chap so just one would do
But as I see it there are 2 potential problems with me taking up an offer like this
1: I share everything with my wife
2: How would one choose between the bufett of delectable ladies

Bleddy hell - theres a buffet on offer too
Oh my god
Meat and a buffet - cold or hot running or still
who decides ????

12 Feb 2006

Quote by martellnotts
Marcusos sound like you had your party...lol...so are they all as good they say they are then...lol......5 for 1....lol......

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!
Not so much a cattle market as a BBQ. But you can bring the whole cow woth you if you want in July Martell mate........lol
OOO his wife int a cow is she - no I cant believe that - not after seeing those pics on the profile
well anyone want meat !!!?
LOL......you fart. I meant the BBQ in July..............lol

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Marcusos sound like you had your party...lol...so are they all as good they say they are then...lol......5 for 1....lol......

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!
Not so much a cattle market as a BBQ. But you can bring the whole cow woth you if you want in July Martell mate........lol
OOO his wife int a cow is she - no I cant believe that - not after seeing those pics on the profile
well anyone want meat !!!?
LOL......you fart. I meant the BBQ in July..............lol
Oh ................................. and there was me thinking ..... oh well

12 Feb 2006

OH BOLLOX!!!
You answered while I was typing........FFS martell.........how come you get it over and done with so quick and it takes me ALL night............lol

Quote by swingpembs
well Im not a greedy chap so just one would do
But as I see it there are 2 potential problems with me taking up an offer like this
1: I share everything with my wife
2: How would one choose between the bufett of delectable ladies

WELL>>>>>>>>>>>I'm bi, so anything is possible :twisted: :twisted:

12 Feb 2006

well from the sound of it no one will go home hungry

12 Feb 2006

Quote by Marcuso
OH BOLLOX!!!
You answered while I was typing........FFS martell.........how come you get it over and done with so quick and it takes me ALL night............lol

little and often matey - that the trick - then you find you can go for days !!!!!

12 Feb 2006

WOW! found the quote botton! how long as that taken me! lol

as i said Marcuso could handle 5 and more!
OH Bugger!!!!!
Now you're singing my praises and I feel like I need to live up to it IF anything ever happens for me.
I bet you'll be soooooooooo disappointed :twisted: :twisted:
Marcuso ......you know all that have meet you at socials and munches have had a good time in your company and know you can handle yourself! wink

yes too be honest i would be sooooooooooo disappointed if anything happened too you or anyone else i've meet! smile

(although this could be taken another way but i will go for the clean way) :wink:
you little bugger ...whats wrong with singing your praises? are you saying you can't handle 5 woman?
i don't know why it is but i wouldn't trust marcu69 as far as i could throw him!
i can lift a 8 stone person .......anyone know how much he wieghs?

12 Feb 2006

Whats this a bleddy cattle market !!!!!!!!!!!
Not so much a cattle market as a BBQ. But you can bring the whole cow woth you if you want in July Martell mate........lol
OOO his wife int a cow is she - no I cant believe that - not after seeing those pics on the profile
well anyone want meat !!!?
who's going too put in the highist price for the wife ......for the weekend?

13 Feb 2006

ok, cos i am getting so jealous of the thought of it being darkfire and not me.................
i dont need to speak to your mrs first at all, if you could please just provide me with a copy of your joint council tax bill and two recent utilitybills in joint names and your wifes national insurance number, then i shall come.
hows that for an offer!

13 Feb 2006

omg what am i walking in to here :shock:
maybe i should get out quick lol

13 Feb 2006

Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl.............. wink

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............

Not around here mate, most of us dont actually exsist
cool

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............

So, did you get in touch with Darkfire to let your wife chat to her?

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............

So now Im not real - and Im all talk - Ok - send your Mrs this way and let her find out smile

:) :)

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......:

Just because we're in here talking doesn't mean that's all we do Marcus.
Most of the people posting in this thread do meet up - in fact with the exception of you I think I've met most of the people who have posted in this thread.
Now your post and the pic on your profile - leads me to believe that:
a) You're a liar
b) You're a single bloke
So why don't you prove me wrong and pm Darkfire as she requested and let her have a nice girly chat to your wife biggrin

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............

If not not mistaken i do beleive Darkfire was up for a meet she only had one request of you ,that you don't seem to want to take her up on......so are you full of shit or not?because as far as i can see that was a valid chance of a meet.

13 Feb 2006

i believe this guy is married, i just dont bellieve that his wife is aware of what he has planned or that she will want to see the pics incase she likes and will do the lucky one the weekend after,
after all as a female i am not arrogant enough to think I
could expect a single bi fem to turn up at my home to meet hubby, have pics taken, then think they would feel honnered if i considered her ok to do the following weekend.
get a grip, hes married wife is going away and hes playing away. pics are for him to wank over at later date.
or prove me wrong and let me have a chat on phone while on web cam with the mrs.
xx lou xxx

13 Feb 2006

Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............

:banghead: :banghead: Marcus hun, you're doing yourself no favours here.
I replied to your post cos its blindingly obvious to everyone reading it that your a single guy, there is no wife and you're a chancer just trying his luck. I called your bluff - I'm a genuine fem and i'm definately real and you didnt even have the bollocks to pm me! lol

, but you couldnt could you, because there is no wife for me to speak to. rolleyes

:doh:
its guys like you that ruin it for every other single guy - its people like you that make us single fems suspicious and wary of meeting up. Genuine couples miss out on some really good times and very genuine single fems - because of bollox posted by guys like you. No one in their right mind is gonna just send you pics, and given the fact we already know you're a liar I would sincerely hope this really knackers your chances of setting up a meet. Another one to add to the ladies' 'dont touch with a bargepole list'. :wink:
besides which, I'm bored now, even your responses aint enough to keep me entertained. Is it time for the keys?

13 Feb 2006

What she said biggrin

Yep can't even be bothered to think up a comment of my own anymore.
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14 Feb 2006

Quote by Marcuso
Never mind sending her away for the weekend Marcus. Send her over to my house instead. I'll swap you your wife for Darkfire, HLB, Sarah, Maidenfair and Fem4taboo for the weekend. I've met all five of them and know they're genuine, so a swap of 5 for 1 ain't a bad offer eh? :twisted: :twisted:

I missed this............. redface

us 5 girls are on our way Marcuso you have pulled 5 at once,
xxxxx :twisted:
Sarah certified by marcuso as genuine

14 Feb 2006

Quote by Sarah
Never mind sending her away for the weekend Marcus. Send her over to my house instead. I'll swap you your wife for Darkfire, HLB, Sarah, Maidenfair and Fem4taboo for the weekend. I've met all five of them and know they're genuine, so a swap of 5 for 1 ain't a bad offer eh? :twisted: :twisted:

I missed this............. redface

us 5 girls are on our way Marcuso you have pulled 5 at once,
xxxxx :twisted:
Sarah certified by marcuso as genuine
OMG!!!!!!!! I get in from a hard day's graft, absolutely shattered and looking forward to eating my tea and then later, snuggling up on the sofa with a couple of beers and watch a film (basically just having a relaxung evening)
And now I find that I've got to drink 3 gallons of red bull to keep the stamina levels up and TRY to satisfy 5 gorgeous ladies.
Oh well!! such are the sacrifices I make to keep the lovely ladies on this site happy and contented.
Marcuso
PS. Marcus, you're more than welcome to get your "wife" to PM me her mobile number and I'll arrange with her to have a coffee and a chat. Nothing sexual at all. I've done this with quite a few members now, and you're more than welcome to come along too

15 Feb 2006

Marcuso mate
I'm just a wee bit south of all you guys but I'll help assist ya with your 5 lovely ladies lol

amazed what some people pretend to be here to get laid
I agree with you all that marcus is a scamman
jumps on a train with me kendal mint cake and a couple of crates of redbull
have fun all

15 Feb 2006

ok ok enoughs enough, cornish surfer ??????????? i know ive got a bad sense of direction , but how the hell did you end up in london?? get your arse back down to cornwall NOW , there a sortage as it is of sexy men from cornwall on this site without another one surfing away.
Marcuso :twisted: only 12 weeks to go till i can put your staminer to the test. :twisted:
xxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxx