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a lady
1. who is between 18 and 34 but not under32 or over 35
2. has hair on her head, but may have a wig is teh hair is not her own
3. can be large but if to large, would be better if she was slim but on the larger slim size
4. lives near me but not to near that she is local, she can also live miles away if she want but then i dont have transport.
5. she may drink and smoke if she wants, i dont and dont really like it , so if she does not that may be better.
6. if she can acomodate it would be good but them i dont have transport so would not be able to get to her, thats unless she lives close.
7. if the lady is really a male dressed up that could be good, but then it might not be al i do like men in ladies clothes but not one's that dont look like ladies, think about it not sure i like men at all
8. want meet tonight, somewhere, sometime, someplace, but not telling you where i am in this add
9. not telling you about me
10. dont have any pics
11. hopeing you will pick me, just coz i am here asking
hope you like this i am funny, i think , well i have been told so by my mum
but not for ages
were you dropped on your head at chase farm???
brilliant ad tho, to the point lol
you know exactly what you want
Quote by teppic
were you dropped on your head at chase farm???

nope sorry just live here im a south london boy, i think , well maybe, not really sure
well dont have any accidents....it's like the thunder dome there...2 men enter, 1 man leaves... :shock:
looking around it seem very few got the point of this post
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The scenic route of the one liner "anyone up for it" :lol2:
Looks like next Saturday is going to be fun, confusing, interesting - but fun all the same, I'm sure :uhoh:
:lol2:
Quote by Robert1961
looking around it seem very few got the point of this post

I've seen similar things done on other forums, and it just sails way over the heads of the people it is aimed at. Which is a shame.
If nothing else, it provides a bit of a laugh for the people who know what you mean. biggrin
Quote by Robert1961
a lady
1. who is between 18 and 34 but not under32 or over 35
2. has hair on her head, but may have a wig is teh hair is not her own
3. can be large but if to large, would be better if she was slim but on the larger slim size
4. lives near me but not to near that she is local, she can also live miles away if she want but then i dont have transport.
5. she may drink and smoke if she wants, i dont and dont really like it , so if she does not that may be better.
6. if she can acomodate it would be good but them i dont have transport so would not be able to get to her, thats unless she lives close.
7. if the lady is really a male dressed up that could be good, but then it might not be al i do like men in ladies clothes but not one's that dont look like ladies, think about it not sure i like men at all
8. want meet tonight, somewhere, sometime, someplace, but not telling you where i am in this add
9. not telling you about me
10. dont have any pics
11. hopeing you will pick me, just coz i am here asking
hope you like this i am funny, i think , well i have been told so by my mum
but not for ages

Well..I am larger than I used to be and I used to be slim..but now I am not large and not that slim...Will I be ok ? You are a woman yes Robert? I can't travel cos I live in Wales soz.
;)
Minx x x
Quote by BiWelshMinx
a lady
1. who is between 18 and 34 but not under32 or over 35
2. has hair on her head, but may have a wig is teh hair is not her own
3. can be large but if to large, would be better if she was slim but on the larger slim size
4. lives near me but not to near that she is local, she can also live miles away if she want but then i dont have transport.
5. she may drink and smoke if she wants, i dont and dont really like it , so if she does not that may be better.
6. if she can acomodate it would be good but them i dont have transport so would not be able to get to her, thats unless she lives close.
7. if the lady is really a male dressed up that could be good, but then it might not be al i do like men in ladies clothes but not one's that dont look like ladies, think about it not sure i like men at all
8. want meet tonight, somewhere, sometime, someplace, but not telling you where i am in this add
9. not telling you about me
10. dont have any pics
11. hopeing you will pick me, just coz i am here asking
hope you like this i am funny, i think , well i have been told so by my mum
but not for ages

Well..I am larger than I used to be and I used to be slim..but now I am not large and not that slim...Will I be ok ? You are a woman yes Robert? I can't travel cos I live in Walessoz.
;)
Minx x x
have they introduced some sort of car embargo, or have they closed the borders?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
a lady
1. who is between 18 and 34 but not under32 or over 35
2. has hair on her head, but may have a wig is teh hair is not her own
3. can be large but if to large, would be better if she was slim but on the larger slim size
4. lives near me but not to near that she is local, she can also live miles away if she want but then i dont have transport.
5. she may drink and smoke if she wants, i dont and dont really like it , so if she does not that may be better.
6. if she can acomodate it would be good but them i dont have transport so would not be able to get to her, thats unless she lives close.
7. if the lady is really a male dressed up that could be good, but then it might not be al i do like men in ladies clothes but not one's that dont look like ladies, think about it not sure i like men at all
8. want meet tonight, somewhere, sometime, someplace, but not telling you where i am in this add
9. not telling you about me
10. dont have any pics
11. hopeing you will pick me, just coz i am here asking
hope you like this i am funny, i think , well i have been told so by my mum
but not for ages

Well..I am larger than I used to be and I used to be slim..but now I am not large and not that slim...Will I be ok ? You are a woman yes Robert? I can't travel cos I live in Walessoz.
;)
Minx x x
have they introduced some sort of car embargo, or have they closed the borders?
:doh: :doh: :doh: rolleyes
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The scenic route of the one liner "anyone up for it" :lol2:
Looks like next Saturday is going to be fun, confusing, interesting - but fun all the same, I'm sure :uhoh:
:lol2:

well it could be, but im not sure if it will but then again y should it not be as we all will want to have fun so maybe we wont, but is that a good thing and we al really want fun and when we meet some of us are new so we may or may not be shy or noy when we do or dont meet for the first or maybe not first time andso it should be fun and then maybe not of dont hope
Quote by Robert1961
well it could be, but im not sure if it will but then again y should it not be as we all will want to have fun so maybe we wont, but is that a good thing and we al really want fun and when we meet some of us are new so we may or may not be shy or noy when we do or dont meet for the first or maybe not first time andso it should be fun and then maybe not of dont hope

Blimey :shock: I'll shag ya just to shut you up! :confused: :confused: :confused: dunno
:lol2:
an amazing talent for talking so much yet saying so little, have you ever considered a career in polotics rotflmao
Quote by MISSCHIEF

well it could be, but im not sure if it will but then again y should it not be as we all will want to have fun so maybe we wont, but is that a good thing and we al really want fun and when we meet some of us are new so we may or may not be shy or noy when we do or dont meet for the first or maybe not first time andso it should be fun and then maybe not of dont hope

Blimey :shock: I'll shag ya just to shut you up! :confused: :confused: :confused: dunno
:lol2:
Yes please name the time and place
Quote by meat2pleaseu
an amazing talent for talking so much yet saying so little, have you ever considered a career in polotics rotflmao

no
Quote by meat2pleaseu
an amazing talent for talking so much yet saying so little, have you ever considered a career in polotics rotflmao

Or standing in for you when you go AWOL..... lol
Quote by postie
an amazing talent for talking so much yet saying so little, have you ever considered a career in polotics rotflmao

Or standing in for you when you go AWOL..... lol
if you ever need cover in the talking bull shite dept give me a call, that if you want or not maybe no dont bother not really