Mal's on the loose on Tuesday!!!!!!!!

3 Oct 2004

Itâ€™s that time again when I put my head above the parapet and my neck on the block (if thatâ€™s physically possible!!) and prepare myself for the onslaught of Swinging Heaven replies. As plenty have said in the past, if you canâ€™t take it, donâ€™t dish it out! Well, Iâ€™ve certainly dished it out in the past, hopefully more positive help than negative â€“ but I was just wondering â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦
ANYONE FANCY A SHAG?
OK, OK, apparently that doesnâ€™t work, I keep telling everyone, so perhaps this will.
I have all day Tuesday off and would like to meet either a lady or a couple. As most people on here know me already, Iâ€™m not going into the full script of everything I am and everything I like to do. Suffice to say, I can be relied on to turn up, I have a personality and great at organising party games!! (For adults!)
I am willing to travel anywhere within Lancashire, Cumbria, Greater Manchester, North Cheshire and West Yorkshire. If you think you might like to meet, but unsure whether I would travel as far as you, please ask. I could surprise you and say I will!
I wonâ€™t say what type of person Iâ€™m looking for either. I donâ€™t have one. You could be the one, but unless you ask, youâ€™ll never know!
What do I look like? Have a look at my www below; it will give you some idea if you havenâ€™t met me already. Some say I have film star looks. I think more George Clooney cool

, while they mean more Shrek!! :shock: Mind you, if I was that bad, I wouldnâ€™t have met so many lovely ladies from here already, would I? :P
So thatâ€™s me. Available and loveable all day Tuesday. If youâ€™re interested or would like to know more about me, either pm me or email me and I will be happy to give you more details. And donâ€™t be put off by the replies on here â€“ they love me really!! (Donâ€™t they?) confused

Mal

3 Oct 2004

I also have the day off on Tues, and will be attending a birthday party..... :bounce:
Yes, another one! :shock:
...but alas, this party won't be the vodka jelly variety, it is a 2 year old's birthday party confused

I would invite you Cardinal Mal, but I rather suspect that your choice of party attire would scare the kiddies! :haha:

3 Oct 2004

You do say the sweetest things, Blue - just wait 'til the next party!! :twisted:

3 Oct 2004

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Ah, but wait til your next day off! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Oct 2004

I'll just wait for the Pics........... wink

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3 Oct 2004

Hmmmm.... and I bet you won't be the only one waiting for pics, Frogster! wink

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3 Oct 2004

i was planing on playing all week as its my birthday week
but today its my wedding anniversary 13yrs together talk about bad luck i got my reds this morning sad

so wont be playign for a good few days :(
cya soon i hope tho babes
jo xx

3 Oct 2004

aww come on peeps.. mal thinks no one wants him now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Oct 2004

cardinal mal
We have to confess our sins :twisted: so if you would like to get your cassock and sandals on, then get your bloody ass up here lol

We are in serious need of guidance :angel:
Gill & Del x

3 Oct 2004

Guys
If I could do it within a couple of hours, you know I'd be there! You'll just have to wait for the next party for your redemption!! :twisted:
Cardinal Mal
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3 Oct 2004

I do know that Dobbin the horse is free on Tuesday....and he's just had a look at says he don't half like your little ass.....maybe get him to send PM. !!!

4 Oct 2004

oi dean! you keep your old nag away from innocent little mal!
tut
not if he wants big mal... thats a diff story! wink

4 Oct 2004

It looks like I may need to amend my offer :shock: !
How about I throw in a bottle of wine and some marshmallows? Whatever happened to those old fahioned values of bribery and corruption?
and still no takers? :cry:
Mal
sad

4 Oct 2004

Oi.... would offering wine and marshmallows not be construed as payment for services??????? :shock:
Let's see how easy it is to zap a mod :twisted:
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4 Oct 2004

Oi!! Behave, before I bring my party games around to you tomorrow!! Now THAT would be interesting for all those young mums!! :twisted:
Mal
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(Anyway, bribes don't count as payments - ask any football manager!! lol

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4 Oct 2004

Now marshmallows and wine ... If the marshmallows had been dipped in chocolate and it was a nice bottle of New Zealand sauvignon blanc I could've well been tempted ... but unfortunately not free tomorrow sooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrry. I'm sure you've been inundated with PMs by now Mal smile

4 Oct 2004

I would have dipped them in edible Gold and travelled to New Zealand to collect the wine if it meant I could have but one moment with you, sweet Redbird. But alas and alack, my inbox doth overflow, but only with thanks, but no thanks :cry: . It seems that Tuesdays is not a Swinging day, regardless of the effort, but not to lose heart lol

! Another day will dawn and so will my good fortune. Not one said 'bugger off' which raises my spirit that should this exercise be repeated possibly with more notice (and not a Tuesday!), the outcome would be decidely different.
So I shall raise a glass to all who were good enough to respond and look forward to another adventure sometime yet to happen!
And tomorrow? What of that? Well, the door is but ajar. I will wait and see what morns' early light brings!!! :lol:
Mal
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4 Oct 2004

That's what I like to see a positive response!