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Man in Northampton dieing for a meet!
Quote by celestria:laughabove: :gagged:
look at that everyone a first...
Celery being gagged and quiet.... wow how good must he be???
as for everything on the profile....
nah... missing some vital bits for the girlies..... how big is your.........
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dying for a meet????
what colour flowers do u want at your funeral???? :twisted:
what colour flowers do u want at your funeral???? :twisted:
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dying for a meet????
what colour flowers do u want at your funeral???? :twisted:
what colour flowers do u want at your funeral???? :twisted:
Actually, I quite admire your approach (and your nice arse) but then I'm a whore but don't have boobiedoobies, sorry... ;) However, I think that the problem is that nobody knows you here yet and that's kinda key to be able to decide if they want to shag with you 
I see from your profile that you have typed, "my ideal fantasy would be walking up to a complete stranger and fucking her" - again, I admire your directness but that's essentially what you've just tried to do here and might not necessarily be a fantasy that other's share.
Imagine this is a bar and ask yourself what kind of response you might get from some of the lovely ladies in there if you walked up and said "hello, I'm gagging for it - fancy a shag?" I hope I'm helping here.... it makes sense in my head
Yes, the weather does make me horny too and although I know a few people here now after 18 months or so of posting I still wouldn't run around the forums asking for a shag :twisted: Would I?? I'd do it via PM or go into the chat room or something....
I see from your profile that you have typed, "my ideal fantasy would be walking up to a complete stranger and fucking her" - again, I admire your directness but that's essentially what you've just tried to do here and might not necessarily be a fantasy that other's share.
Imagine this is a bar and ask yourself what kind of response you might get from some of the lovely ladies in there if you walked up and said "hello, I'm gagging for it - fancy a shag?" I hope I'm helping here.... it makes sense in my head
Yes, the weather does make me horny too and although I know a few people here now after 18 months or so of posting I still wouldn't run around the forums asking for a shag :twisted: Would I?? I'd do it via PM or go into the chat room or something....
Point taken Bloke2005 thanks for the advise, I am a direct person hense the direct approach, so sorry everyone if I cause offence, or made a pratt out of myself. But at the end of the day I am not going to send people Valentines cards. I will get to know the person/persons online as much as they want to feel comforable with me.
I will come, cum and leave ... which is basically a ... shag?!? lol. But I know where you are coming from. Thanks ;-)
I will come, cum and leave ... which is basically a ... shag?!? lol. But I know where you are coming from. Thanks ;-)
Ok I'm not feeling quite so sarcastic this morning so I'm going to try and help instead.
OK my opinion, be a bit more relaxed in your attitude, we're all gagging for a shag in the hot weather, lots of sunshine makes people horny, just most of us are a little more reserved about the way we ask. Women here want generally to be treated with respect and to be treated like women not like pieces of meat. Can't remember what other points I was going to make now so I'll shut up and leave you with it.
TTFN
Quote by thenorthantsman
Hi all, everything about me is in my profile.
Could be better worded but it's direct, maybe to the point of being lazy? Have to say I am lazy and haven't even looked at your profile so I know nothing about you other than what I see here in front of me
But basically I am absolutly gagging for shag!
OK now this is the bit that made me laugh. This isn't a site full of free escorts and you are not going to get a quick shag here. It takes time to get yourself settled in on the site. But that's just it... the guys and girls who have caught my eye on the forums are those who just wander around joining in the banter and just enjoying the site for what it is... a collection of swingers having a chat and getting to know each other.
If any ladies or couples in the area can help me out then drop me a mail!
Apart from the fact your name is northantsman there is little clue as to which bit of northants you're from even if anyone had decided by the time they got to here that they wanted to meet you.
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OK my opinion, be a bit more relaxed in your attitude, we're all gagging for a shag in the hot weather, lots of sunshine makes people horny, just most of us are a little more reserved about the way we ask. Women here want generally to be treated with respect and to be treated like women not like pieces of meat. Can't remember what other points I was going to make now so I'll shut up and leave you with it.
TTFN
